Originally Posted by bft3k

snow white, superman and pinocchio are walking along. They see a sign: Contest for world's most beautiful woman. Snow white goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown. They walk along and see another sign: Contest for world's strongest man. Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the awarded belt. They walk along and see a sign: Contest for the world's greatest liar. Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying. Pinocchio sobs asking, "who the hell is mitt romney?"