Do you guys dance with fatties at the club?

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 09:57 PM

Ain't nothing but fatties in Alberta.

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

Ain't nothing but fatties in Alberta.

ya thats why i am dating a fucking godness, get off my fucking cock i only use it for fucking hot bitches not whiny ones.

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

Ain't nothing but fatties in Alberta.

Do you know who you are talking to?

you will address me as SIR son

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:00 PM

I suppose you can call her a godness, because when she sits on your face and you begin to hallucinate, you believe you can see a light at the end of that thick tuna tunnel.

**Malicious Biz** · 12-09-2007, 10:00 PM

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Do you know who you are talking to?

you will address me as SIR son

sorry sir fatass mcboardtroll i forgot my place

thanks for saving it i would have hated to walk back to the end of the line

so what movie is this

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

I suppose you can call her a godness, because when she sits on your face and you begin to hallucinate, you believe you can see a light at the end of that thick tuna tunnel.

you would blow your load even being in the same room as the hot bitches i fuck. i know you are used to cheap hotel rooms and roast beef pussy but dont take it out on me.

i am hung low and hit the best.

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:03 PM

this one asian chick i tapped i ate her pussy out with chopsticks it was so tasty.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

you would blow your load even being in the same room as the hot bitches i fuck. i know you are used to cheap hotel rooms and roast beef pussy but dont take it out on me.

i am hung low and hit the best.

It's kind of hard not to, with the required folsom box insert employed at the areas you entertain.

Yeah, everyone's hung low when their gut overhangs their knees.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:05 PM

that said, i'm a man, i don't dance. i snap my fingers and the bitch drops to her knees.

you fucking boyband listening pussy.

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

It's kind of hard not to, with the required folsom box insert employed at the areas you entertain.

Yeah, everyone's hung low when their gut overhangs their knees.

while you are entertaining fat webmasters with cheetos and diet pop i am out hitting 10/10 bitches with this tool in my pants.

the only thing hitting their knees is my chicks when they see they can get a taste of this python.

**Sebastian Sands** · 12-09-2007, 10:06 PM

The Chubby Chicks make me Chubby Checks yo

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:07 PM

my dick is so big women talk to it like it's a 3rd person in a conversation.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

the only thing hitting their knees is my chicks when they see they can get a taste of this python.

i hear you're also fluent in klingon. confirm/deny?

Originally posted by MetaMan

my dick is so big women talk to it like it's a 3rd person in a conversation.

it's gotta be a better conversationalist.

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

i hear you're also fluent in klingon. confirm/deny?

it's gotta be a better conversationalist.

i will just answer you in english instead:
no you cannot suck my dick

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i will just answer you in english instead:
no you cannot suck my dick

If I let you suck mine, will you stop posting?

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

If I let you suck mine, will you stop posting?

sorry dude their is no more life left to suck out of you, being a single overweight drive thru kitchen "Everybody Loves Raymond" loving webmaster has already accomplished this.

**mynameisyep** · 12-09-2007, 10:13 PM

This is war I guess

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:13 PM

God damn your wit and whimsy based around well known 90s American dogma makes me question why I dare stand up against such verbal tenacity. Why, you could be the next Andrew "Dice" Clay. (There's a free 80s refrerence for ya)

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by mynameisyep

This is war I guess

the battle is women and the war is life and you have obviously lost at both.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by mynameisyep

This is war I guess

Leave quietly - Two more posts and his hand is going to be down my pants.

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 12-09-2007, 10:15 PM

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

God damn your wit and whimsy based around well known 90s American dogma makes me question why I dare stand up against such verbal tenacity. Why, you could be the next Andrew "Dice" Clay. (There's a free 80s refrerence for ya)

sorry dude while you try to entertain women with pointless facts and discuss novels i entertain them with this huge cock and give them only 1 thing they can talk about.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

sorry dude while you try to entertain women with pointless facts and discuss novels i entertain them with this huge cock and give them only 1 thing they can talk about.

Yeah, I've been talking about you leaving for the last few posts, too.

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

Leave quietly - Two more posts and his hand is going to be down my pants.

That would be the only hand down your pants other then your own in the past o say what 3-4 years?

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

That would be the only hand down your pants other then your own in the past o say what 3-4 years?

I'm not paying you by the hour if you insist on speaking; you get PPS (pay per swallow), only.

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2007, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

I'm not paying you by the hour if you insist on speaking; you get PPS (pay per swallow), only.

FYI when i am talking about a 10 i am not talking about your hourly wage.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-09-2007, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

FYI when i am talking about a 10 i am not talking about your hourly wage.

Obviously. You have a habit of misplacing decimal points.

**Evil E** · 12-09-2007, 10:39 PM

Of course I dance with fatties at the club. Also with non fatties sometimes when I'm lucky.

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 12-09-2007, 10:55 PM

i get a kick out of dancing with a fatchick or two on the odd occasion i go out clubbing. drunk fat chicks come on hard, and i think it's fun to head out on the dancefloor and go hard for a song or two with them. i've actually had random hotter chicks grab me and be like 'wtf are you doing, dance with me' so it turns out well some times. haha...

**yuu.design** · 12-09-2007, 11:04 PM

all the time!

**TurboAngel** · 12-09-2007, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by Malicious Biz

**aico** · 12-09-2007, 11:38 PM

the clubs I go to, fatties dont' get in.

**dumpfly** · 12-09-2007, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by aico

the clubs I go to, fatties dont' get in.

haha, all fatties in WA

**Fap** · 12-10-2007, 12:25 AM

No .

**SpeakEasy** · 12-10-2007, 03:57 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

you would blow your load even being in the same room as the hot bitches i fuck. i know you are used to cheap hotel rooms and roast beef pussy but dont take it out on me.

i am hung low and hit the best.

People who have the need to say these things about themselves in public are the same kids that rode the short bus to school and were cought by their mommies jerking off at night

You go meteman spank that monkey dude it's ok it's not your fault you were born a loser in life

Do you guys dance with fatties at the club?

Do you guys dance with fatties at the club?

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