Originally Posted by Rochard

My accountant is perfect. She better be cause she knows damn well I'll put her over my knee and spank her bottom. It's not like I haven't done it before.

My accountant is an old room mate of mine and a good friend - Well, a good friend of my wife's anyhow. When we lived together she thought I would never amount to anything which was comical because I was making twice as much money as her even back then. Now I get off with her knowing how much I make.