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Another wacko keeps emailing me

07-08-2002, 11:23 PM

I think he's just LOOKING for something to rant about....

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his first email:

tawnee;
realplayer?... they're the biggest rip-off on the net. u only use realplayer format when you wanna steal from your customers. all i wanted was a few mpegs of you because you're so pretty.. thats all. what do i get?... another damned dishonest, theiving, lying, capitalist internet site! i even looked for videos of you that i could purchase... there ain't none! what the hell is wrong with you people?... r u people?... have u no conscience? do NOT renew my subscription... auto subscription renewals are also illegal... any attempt to renew mine will be considered theft. this is final warning! quit stealing and lying!
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my response:

Your account is cancelled. get a life!

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his 2nd email:

fuck off you goddamned fucking liars and thiefs... i wasn't going to ask for a refund but now i demand TWICE the amount i paid!... NOW! stop being a goddamned liar and thief... it ain't hard... our only purpose is to create a better world... not a world where assholes and thugs continue to steal from and abuse others!

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my response:
you expect a 2x refund because you don't like the format we use for movies?

You've got to be kidding

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his last email:
cancel my subscription immediately, any attemp to access my credit card will be theft. I NEED A COMPLETE REFUND FOR THE CHARGE you already placed on my card... IMMEDIATELY! because i was promised full access to all mpegs upon membership and the site had absolutely no mpgs AT ALL it was fraud and theft that my card was billed in the first place.
also, when i notified the site of this fraud i was told to go fuck myself!... so i don't only demand the initial 6.95 returned but twice that amount, $12.90.... NOW!
also... cease automatic billimg immediately... IT IS GODDAMNED ILLEGAL ... you do not have a life time of access to my card... EVER!... you charge my card only when you uphold the terms of my agreement and thgen ONLY once!... period... you criminals!
you assholes and assholes like you have completely corrupted the internet... get off the net now... and stop lying and stealing from people... NOW!
now you assholes go fuck yourselves!

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07-09-2002, 12:02 AM

he's GOTTA be a member of this board...

and all that for 12 bucks??? get a life is an understatement!

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07-09-2002, 12:05 AM

wait he's mad cause you promised mpegs and had realplayer clips instead?

i can see his dilemna. too many people call anything movie-related anymore "mpegs"

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07-09-2002, 12:09 AM

if auto rebilling is illegal than all credit card companies are commiting a crime,,, they rebill annual fees and them other scam programs they always telemark
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07-09-2002, 12:14 AM

I like that he used these two lines in the same paragraph:

"fuck off you goddamned fucking liars"
"our only purpose is to create a better world... "

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07-09-2002, 12:26 AM

Well lets be honest, RealPlayer does suck the big one
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07-09-2002, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by jojojo
I like that he used these two lines in the same paragraph:

"fuck off you goddamned fucking liars"
"our only purpose is to create a better world... "

Aaaaaahaha
Good call!

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07-09-2002, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by Ted
Well lets be honest, RealPlayer does suck the big one

He has got at least one valid point.

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07-09-2002, 12:52 AM

I'd be pissed to if u said there was mpegs and inside there was only realplayer... realplayer sucks and i refuse to install that piece of shit

now give me my money back
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07-09-2002, 12:54 AM

Fuck and now you post this goddamn shit on this bulletin board? NOw I"m gonna sue your for a 3x the charge from my card you goddamn theif. Our only purpose is to bring god into your life you fucking devil satan. Send me my money back now.

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07-09-2002, 01:03 AM

He was a little pissed I guess but his motus operandi has to make us feel better about oursrelves, right?

And the true crime is Real Player.

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07-09-2002, 01:56 AM

I think it is bonepr ... er ... ummm ... I mean Trenton
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07-09-2002, 06:53 AM

Sorry Steve, I know I haven't been sending the best customers to you lately, I'll try to do better.

Originally posted by Ted
Well lets be honest, RealPlayer does suck the big one

I refuse to install realplayer.
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07-09-2002, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by bawdy
I'd be pissed to if u said there was mpegs and inside there was only realplayer... realplayer sucks and i refuse to install that piece of shit

now give me my money back

That's the funny part, I never said shit about mpegs!

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07-09-2002, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
he's GOTTA be a member of this board...

and all that for 12 bucks??? get a life is an understatement!

yeah

he used the gfy phrase 1 too many times not to be

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07-09-2002, 08:07 AM

Good one.... Don't you just love the emails that roll in from the psychos? If I had a nickel...........

This place is too big.
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07-09-2002, 08:09 AM

This one is almost as funny as the demon dick guy. Have you heard from his lawyers yet? heh...
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07-09-2002, 08:22 AM

Want to hire me as a CSR? I'll handle all the wacko's for you

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07-09-2002, 08:28 AM

Maybe one of your affiliates promised MPEGS......

REALPLAYER BITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still doesn't change the fact that the guy is a moron though.
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07-09-2002, 08:33 AM

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07-09-2002, 08:35 AM

Real player blows. I dont blame the guy for being pissed

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07-09-2002, 08:35 AM

I fucking hate those guys.... their only ambition in life is to collect porn and they try to do it as cheaply as possible. I had a guy email me recently about a fucking three dollar price discrepancy he was confused about. I rip them a new asshole when they email me with complaints.

Even worse is the guys who email you and claim to have some lame reason why they cannot join your site. They want you to make them a custom video at some bargain basement price.

So far the best excuse was:

"I dont have a computer so I can't join your site."
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07-09-2002, 08:55 AM

Wow... a wacko keeps e mailing me too...

...It arrives in the form of a hefty bunch of Spam
from [email protected]

so far I like the Tawnee one the best. Cum filled panties was a tad pointless and off topic.

Wonder why the unsubscribe link doesn't seem to be working?

Hmmmm Wacky.

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07-09-2002, 08:56 AM

You gotta play stupide with people like that

see pretend you are tawnee;

"Oh mister, I don't know how to make mpegs, what is that? Me and my sister do all the photographs with our boyfriend. I only have real player on my 486 computer, do you need something else to have an mpeg?

Please don't be mad at me mister, I don't know much about computers.

My sister is looking for a boyfriend would you send her a picture of yourself?"

Then phone the cc processor and tell them that this user is a high chargeback risk, and get him banned

Then have the graphics guys photoshop his head to a naked fat guy and post it all over the newsgroups

...
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07-09-2002, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by Rip
Then have the graphics guys photoshop his head to a naked fat guy and post it all over the newsgroups
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07-09-2002, 01:08 PM

hahahaha that's funny!

but the guy does have one point: if he expected mpegs, he should have got them. i hate real player and i never use it unless i absolutely have to. if i bought a bunch of movies and expected them to be mpegs, but they were real player instead, i'd be pissed too!
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07-09-2002, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Ted
Well lets be honest, RealPlayer does suck the big one

You couldn't pay me to use it.
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07-09-2002, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Rip

"Oh mister, I don't know how to make mpegs, what is that? Me and my sister do all the photographs with our boyfriend. I only have real player on my 486 computer, do you need something else to have an mpeg?

Please don't be mad at me mister, I don't know much about computers.

My sister is looking for a boyfriend would you send her a picture of yourself?"

Yeah! That's the way Ligthspeed should have replied to his email!
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07-09-2002, 02:43 PM

Another satisfied customer :D

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07-09-2002, 02:52 PM

I like how he says "NOW!" so many times.
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07-09-2002, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Rip
You gotta play stupide with people like that

see pretend you are tawnee;

Every time and it usually works and keeps the member. Also its lots of fun to patronise.
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07-09-2002, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

That's the funny part, I never said shit about mpegs!

LS

Y'all quit bitching about the mpegs and keep up now.
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07-30-2005, 12:46 AM

Windows Media Player = World Peace
Real Media = Liars and Thugs

???

Come again?
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07-30-2005, 12:54 AM

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07-30-2005, 12:59 AM

haha you gotta love the surfers.

I'm glad I don't run paysites..
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07-30-2005, 01:20 AM

That guy sure is one piece of work. Demanding double the money back because he doesn't like the format? I would spend a lot more to have dog shit delivered at his door.

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07-30-2005, 01:35 AM

He wants a refund of twice what he paid, omg thats funny

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07-30-2005, 01:37 AM

sometimes surfers are just way to funny!
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07-30-2005, 01:49 AM

great mail like that, last week we got one that said the strawberrysandy movies were too big he couldnt dl them at work and demanded a refund

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07-30-2005, 04:27 AM

wow... that guy was nice....

demanding you pay him back, and pay him back double, for his time and effort for signing up to your site? Wow.. lol

Its funny, how he signed up to your site, but had to throw "internet scam" in there. Just like the righties... their dick in one hand,jacking off over your porn, and on the other hand, a finger pointing at you, calling you a dirty pornographer.

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07-30-2005, 04:31 AM

Steve you manage to get all the crazy ones
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07-30-2005, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by Ted

Well lets be honest, RealPlayer does suck the big one

I agree with this.

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07-30-2005, 04:43 AM

That's nothing,
after working for Sprint.. I've listened to a lot worse.

It's all good though. I bet that guy is mildly retarded, a senior citizen or a very heavy drinker

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07-30-2005, 04:56 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

That's the funny part, I never said shit about mpegs!

LS

Whether you did or not, I'd be PISSED if I joined and found out all the videos were in realplayer.

Or I had better see something on the OUTSIDE of the site telling me that the movies are in realplayer.

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07-30-2005, 05:10 AM

why dont I get these violent pissed off guys..I only get stupid pukey e-mails about how hard some poor fuck with a two inch dick is. You have all the luck LS
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07-30-2005, 07:31 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Was this 'member' e-mailing you from an AOL address? That's where the bulk of the 'foolishness' I get comes from. I personally love those who complain they can't d/l, or see a video. Especially when the file sizes are on the site, as well as the fact it tells them they need DivX, and gives them the link to go get it.

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#47

07-30-2005, 07:36 AM

i don't think we've used realplayer since this was originally posted!

Holy Ancient Thread Batman!

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07-30-2005, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by Forkbeard

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I absolutely love today's replies, despite the above warning!

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07-30-2005, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

his first email:

all i wanted was a few mpegs of you because you're so pretty.. thats all. what do i get?... another damned dishonest, theiving, lying, capitalist internet site!

sounds like the dude inadvertantly is ranting about having a cash flow problem.

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07-30-2005, 07:56 AM

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