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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    Jesus strikes again - amazing his power

    Tim Tebow wins the Heisman Trophy - says Jesus Christ made it all possible. Nice to know once again that Jesus has his priorities in the right place - producing football players for the NFL is much more important than starving people, curing diseases and other trivialities.

    Touchdown Jesus!
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    • aico
      Moo Moo Cow
      • Mar 2004
      • 14748
      #2
      Obviously Jesus fucked his mother and she gave birth to him, therefore, Jesus made is possible.

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        • Iron Fist
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 23400
          #3
          It's all Scientology's fault...
          i like waffles

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            • mikeyddddd
              Viva la vulva!
              • Mar 2003
              • 16557
              #4
              Yeah, but he's a helluva football player.

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                • notoldschool
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 5687
                  #5
                  Man, just when I thought he was cool because he was home schooled.
                  No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture.
                  -- Learned Hand

                  http://www.bjpenn.com

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978
                      #6
                      Jesus works in mysterious ways

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                        • Verbal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 3420
                          #7
                          LOL Jesus is a big sports fan

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                            • Pleasurepays
                              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 11913
                              #8
                              Sean Taylors last words was probably also "i'd like to thank Jesus Christ for making this possible"
                              Last edited by Pleasurepays; 12-08-2007, 08:54 PM.

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                                • GrouchyAdmin
                                  Now choke yourself!
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 12085
                                  #9
                                  Much as Custer's last words were, "Jesus, look at all of those Indians!"

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                                    • Pleasurepays
                                      BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 11913
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                      Much as Custer's last words were, "Jesus, look at all of those Indians!"
                                      as president Bush said "jesus! look at all those terruhists"

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                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                          Now choke yourself!
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 12085
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                          as president Bush said "jesus! look at all those terruhists"
                                          ..see, here's a good place for someone to do a Reality vs Mirage post, but being that it's past our favorite Canandian detractors' bed times, we can probably get by and keep politics out off a religion thread.

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                                            • Pleasurepays
                                              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 11913
                                              #12
                                              as Canadians always say, Jesus doesn't really play hockey so much

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                                                • GrouchyAdmin
                                                  Now choke yourself!
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 12085
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                  as Canadians always say, Jesus doesn't really play hockey so much
                                                  It's a bitch to hold a stick with holes in your hands.

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                                                    • aico
                                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 14748
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                      It's a bitch to hold a stick with holes in your hands.
                                                      You should him try to eat M & Ms

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                                                        • D
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 7412
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Mutt
                                                          Tim Tebow wins the Heisman Trophy - says Jesus Christ made it all possible. Nice to know once again that Jesus has his priorities in the right place - producing football players for the NFL is much more important than starving people, curing diseases and other trivialities.
                                                          I lol'ed
                                                          -D.
                                                          ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                                            • Pleasurepays
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 11913
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by aico
                                                              You should him try to eat M & Ms
                                                              if he tried and succeeded, he would surely drop to one knee and thank Chuck Norris

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                                                                • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                  Now choke yourself!
                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                  • 12085
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Ok, come on, Jesus jokes are fine, but Chuck Norris jokes are passe. ;)

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                                                                    • HeadPimp
                                                                      Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 2772
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Everyone knows that Jesus is a big sports fan and supporter of what ever side won.

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                                                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                          Now choke yourself!
                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                          • 12085
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Jesus is also a big supporter of rap artists who go platinum for songs about killing white people.

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                                                                            • Pleasurepays
                                                                              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 11913
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                                              Jesus is also a big supporter of rap artists who go platinum for songs about killing white people.
                                                                              ha... when i saw this thread, i instantly hear that standup bit in my head... but couldn't remember who did it (probably more than one guy has)

                                                                              "i'd like to thank jesus christ, our lord and savior for helping us on our new album Bustin' Motherfuckers With My AK"

                                                                              .. or something like that.

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