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12-08-2007, 11:12 AM

I get worked up too easily... and i can't even say i have too much time on my hands as I really should be working... but what the fuck.. i do need some silly time... don't we all?

I've been asked by someone to sell this domain for $75,000.00

Domain name and details here:
http://www.sexylaties.com

he also said:

butt if you act now, and type in the "secret code" you can get it for 74,999.99!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I will throw in my boyfriends site MartysHairyAss.com for only an additional 38,976.23!! it makes like nomillion a day! ad i have status to prove it!

secrit is cod: capslock

you can get me on my aol internets with the aol name:
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12-08-2007, 11:15 AM

i only buy domains from the sell-forum here
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12-08-2007, 11:23 AM

$75,000 is too much imo.
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12-08-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Naughty-Pages

you can get me on my aol internets with the aol name:
DickToCockMouthBusinessServices (DTCMBS)

LOL

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12-08-2007, 11:27 AM
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12-08-2007, 11:31 AM

very good joke....

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12-08-2007, 11:34 AM

That's very very JeffK.

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12-08-2007, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by [ScreaM]

$75,000 is too much imo.

But it gets "NONE HUNDEREDS OCTILLIONS OF HITES PER DAY"

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12-08-2007, 11:48 AM

Touch choice, sexylaties.com for 75k or sexy ladies.com for 150k, hmmm

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12-08-2007, 11:54 AM

haha nice work
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12-08-2007, 01:59 PM

he just told me this and asked me to pass it on:

"I HALF TWO RAISE THE PRICE TEW $120,000.00 BECAUSE ICAMM RAISED THEY'RE PRICES SO I KNEAD TEW COVER THAT EXPENCE... IT WIL TAYK ME A WEEK TO UPLIFT THE NEW PAGE ON TEH SITE BECUASE MY INTRENETS IS SLOW AND MY MOM GROUNDED ME FROM THE PHONE SO I CANNOT CONNEXT TO MY INTRENETS..... BUTT TEL EVERYONE THEY CAN OWN IT FOR ONLY 120,000.00 AND IT CAN BE THEY'RES"

Just wanted to give everyone an update...

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12-08-2007, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Naughty-Pages

But it gets "NONE HUNDEREDS OCTILLIONS OF HITES PER DAY"

If that stat is accurate, you may have severely underpriced this domain.

Think hard--after all you do have retirement to think about someday.
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12-08-2007, 02:22 PM

He just sent me an email (he snuck out of his house and went to the library...) he said he wanted me to post this...

"MY CURNT STATS ARE ON MY SITE BUT TO PROOF TEH TIPE IN TRAFIC HAS BEN LONG TERM, HEAR IS A SCREAM CAP OF MY OLD STATS:"

"TELL THEM THANK YOUS FOR THE HUNDRETS OF OFERS I GOTS SO FAR, KEEP THEM COMMING"

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12-08-2007, 02:24 PM

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12-08-2007, 05:36 PM

If you can't sell it now for 75K then raise the price every couple months, thats the trick

We should all learn from Greg, he is obviously the master at domain sales. A couple years ago ShittyLadies was for sale for 30K, he couldn't sell it for 30K so he kept raising the price now it is for sale for 125K. His logic is ground breaking, we should all learn from him.

I think you are selling your domain too cheap. As a typo of the great shittyladies domain Greg owns, you will get tons of traffic. Shittyladies is worth millions (everyone is too dumb to realize this though) so if shitty ladies is worth millions your typo of it must be worth at least 500K.

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12-09-2007, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by will76

I think you are selling your domain too cheap. As a typo of the great shittyladies domain Greg owns, you will get tons of traffic. Shittyladies is worth millions (everyone is too dumb to realize this though) so if shitty ladies is worth millions your typo of it must be worth at least 500K.

He did raise it to 120k already, i posted that earlier.. and he still has his phone line grounded so he still can't get online but he wanted me to say this:

"TEL HIM S E X Y L A T I E S .Com IS NOT A TIPO DOMIAN THAT IS HOW YOUS ARE SUPOST TO SPEL IT, WUT IZ HE ILETERIT?? SO THIS DOMANE IS WORTH MORE THAN THE OTHER NAME BECUAS THAT OTER ONE IS THE TIPO"

And then he said some unintelligible and profane words (i think it was his tourettes acting up).. and said that you and anyone else who reply here are all the same single person...

LOL

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12-09-2007, 03:22 AM

Shit. I was scanning through the headlines and though this read 'sexy lattes for sale.' Got me all sorts of confused.
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12-09-2007, 03:36 AM

$75,000 is quite low for this much traffic .. I will pay you $100,000, not a single buck more or less.

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12-09-2007, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by Vick!

$75,000 is quite low for this much traffic .. I will pay you $100,000, not a single buck more or less.

He raised it to 120k a few posts back... I told him about your offer and he said:

"THANKS YOUS FOR YOUS OFER, BUT $100,000.000 IS WAY TO LOW FOR THIS DOMANE NAME. SUMONE WIL BE LUCKILY TO GIT IT FOR SUCH A DEAL OF $120,000.00, YOU CAN OWN TEH DONAME MAIN FOR ONLY $120,000.00 AS THAT IS A GREAT BRAGAIN AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURS MONEY BACK VERY QUIKILY"

he also said:

"PAYMANTS HALF TO BE MAIDE TO MY MOM BECUASE I DONOUGHT HALF A BANK ACOUMT YET, OR YOU CAN JUST SEND ME CASH IN THE MALE, I PREFFER IT BE IN A STAK OF 1 DOLER BILS WITH A 1 HUNDRET ON THE TOP AN BOTOM SO I CAN SHOW MY FREINDES AN MAKE THEMSELFS THINK I AM RICH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ! FOR REALZ! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Then I heard his mother yell in the background, and he hung up the phone real fast.. if he keeps that shit up (sneaking the phone), he'll never get ungrounded

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12-09-2007, 04:32 AM

Put it on eBay, and see how much it is really worth.

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12-09-2007, 05:20 AM

He was the single most annoying person on gfy that Greg character

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12-09-2007, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by polle54

He was the single most annoying person on gfy that Greg character

do you think?? LOL

and i wouldn't say "was" as the lil fucknut keeps coming back...

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12-09-2007, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

Put it on eBay, and see how much it is really worth.

s ex y l adies .com on ebay, lol i bet the high bid wouldn't break $1,000 but wacko greg thinks it is worth 125K

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12-09-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by polle54

He was the single most annoying person on gfy that Greg character

he is one of the few if our paths did cross I would knock him the fuck out.

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12-10-2007, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by will76

he is one of the few if our paths did cross I would knock him the fuck out.

I Agree with that...

Greg? is that you? SMACK!

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12-10-2007, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

Put it on eBay, and see how much it is really worth.

Fees on 150K would be amazing... cheaper to find an idiot on GFY...

http://pages.ebay.ca/help/sell/fees.html

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12-14-2007, 04:55 PM

he finally got ungrounded.. just got a message from him... here it is:

he said: "Sexy Laties makes me nonehundrets a day, thanks yous for yours offers kepp them coming in"

and then he said: "thouse peple saying batt thinges abot me our awl the saim pearsons..."

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01-07-2008, 09:10 AM

he emailed me again... his parents finally ungrounded him.

he said:

"I ITS UNGRUNDAND KNOW. SO I CAN USE MY AOL INTERNATS.

KAN YOO PLESZE POST A MASSAGE ON THE FRUOM FOR ME?

TELL ALL OV MY FREINS THAT I HAST TO RAIZE THE PRICE TO $124,999.99 BECOUSE OF INFLATON"

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01-08-2008, 09:39 PM

update from our buddy:

this is what he said:

"I GOTZ BANENED AGANST, NOT SHUR WHY THAT HAPENZ ALOT TEW ME BUTT I GESS ITS A PROGRMER ISHEW.

ANEE WEIGH, I AM REDUCHING THE PRISH TO $124,999.97!!
I KNEW I SAT A PENY MORE ON ANUTHUR THRAD, BUT I WHANTED TO MAKE SHRUE THAT I GOT PEPLES ATENSHION, AND THAN GET THAM ON THE EXTRA MONAY OF!!!"

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01-08-2008, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by pocketkangaroo

i just got a complaint..

he said:
"pocketkangaroo stole my SCREAM SHOOTS i am going tew teem up wif minusonebit of common sense and sue his ass...."

(he said it in all AOL CAPS, but i tried to translate for the rest of us to be able to read it lol)

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01-08-2008, 10:00 PM

Finally a business thread!
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01-08-2008, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

Finally a business thread!

i told him what you said and he replied:

WIF NONE HUNDRETES HITS PER GAY, ITS ALL BUSINEZ!!!

and then i heard his mom in the background asking if he was on the phone, then the line went dead... i dunno..

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01-09-2008, 05:57 AM

serious biz :D
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