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  • Turboface
    Back in Black
    • Mar 2002
    • 9976

    #1

    Post Your Favorite Quotes...

    I've been updating my Facebook profile recently and found some really cool quotes for it. I figured I'd start a 'favorite quote' thread here.

    Post some cool quotes people.

    Halloween is right around the corner. That reminds me I heard an awesome Stephen King quote the other day..

    ?...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.?

    Disclaimer - I know this has been done before. If it offends you, welcome to the internet.
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  • MattO
    The O is for Oohhh
    • Feb 2003
    • 10861

    #2
    "it wasn't me"

    -anonymous

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    • B.Barnato
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2010
      • 3618

      #3
      "My penis is small"

      - B.Barnato

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      • papill0n
        Unregistered Abuser
        • Oct 2007
        • 15547

        #4
        "i will cut you"

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        • ErectMedia
          Confirmed Chicago Pimp
          • Aug 2004
          • 7100

          #5
          Don't mistake kindness for weakness

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          • AdultKing
            Raise Your Weapon
            • Jun 2003
            • 15601

            #6
            "..we are a legitimate cloud hosting service.."

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            • Turboface
              Back in Black
              • Mar 2002
              • 9976

              #7
              Originally posted by MattO
              "it wasn't me"

              -anonymous
              MattO, how's it going dude?
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              • Colo_bitch
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2012
                • 309

                #8
                ?Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody?

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                • the Shemp
                  congrats to the winners
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 10891

                  #9
                  congrats to the winners...
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid.

                    .

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133986

                      #11
                      Rectum breath

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12
                        Quotes involve thinking ..

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                        • Colo_bitch
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 309

                          #13
                          ?When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: ?If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you?ll most certainly be right.? It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: ?If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?? And whenever the answer has been ?No? for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. Steve Jobs

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                          • SilentKnight
                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 24818

                            #14
                            "The world is a fiery kiln of pragmatism where rules are publicly observed but privately trashed if there is any chance of getting an edge."

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                            • freecartoonporn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 7683

                              #15
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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #16


                                On leading a purposeful humanist life (working to improve the world):
                                ?One thing is certain: you will find plenty of worthwhile things to do. You will not be bored, or lack fulfillment in your life. Most important of all, you will know that you have not lived and died for nothing, because you will have become part of the great tradition of those who have responded to the amount of pain and suffering in the universe by trying to make the world a better place.? Peter Singer
                                Live simply, so that other's may simply live.

                                Think globally, act locally.

                                All you need is love...

                                Love and Peace,

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                                • mavruda
                                  porn cartoonist
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 2597

                                  #17
                                  There are passengers for every/any train.

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                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 38323

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mavruda

                                    There are passengers for every/any train.






                                    And you can quote me on that!



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                                    • Turboface
                                      Back in Black
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 9976

                                      #19
                                      "You're not your Facebook status. You're not how many friends you have. You're not the smart phone you own. You're not the apps of your phone. You're not your fucking iPad. You're the all-planking, e-consuming crap of the world." ~Fight Club
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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38946

                                        #20
                                        "i like poo"


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                                        • suesheboy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 5211

                                          #21
                                          "it's nice to be nice to the nice"...Frank Burns
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                                          • brassmonkey
                                            Pay It Forward
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 77397

                                            #22
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                                            • loreen
                                              myadultdesign.com
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 12558

                                              #23
                                              If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company (J.P. Sartre)
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                                              • ottopottomouse
                                                She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 13177

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Turboface
                                                ?...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.?
                                                Farts are the ghosts of what you have eaten.
                                                ↑ see post ↑
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                                                • 2012
                                                  So Fucking What
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 17189

                                                  #25
                                                  "Move bitch get out the way." - Ludacris
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                                                  • Chosen
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 63151

                                                    #26
                                                    Don't have any...

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                                                    • Freaky_Akula
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 3670

                                                      #27
                                                      "People know politics is dirty and politicians are corrupt, and then somehow convince themselves that the Government isn't"

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                                                      • CyberHustler
                                                        Masterbaiter
                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                        • 28742

                                                        #28
                                                        "fuck it"
                                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                        • pornmasta
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 20017

                                                          #29
                                                          "everything is fine"
                                                          "money is in motion"

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                                                          • bns666
                                                            Confirmed Fetishist
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 11555

                                                            #30
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                                                            • LatinCams
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                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                              • 1615

                                                              #31
                                                              "What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?"

                                                              "If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse."

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                                                              • pornmasta
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                • 20017

                                                                #32
                                                                "adapt or die"

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                                                                • DamageX
                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 14293

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If you don't, somebody else will.
                                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                  • tfs
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                    • 624

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Turboface
                                                                    I've been updating my Facebook profile recently and found some really cool quotes for it.
                                                                    Really cool quote + Facebook profile = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMFG!

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                                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 77397

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Take the Browns to the SuperBowl





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                                                                      • 40obfam
                                                                        Bite my shiny metal ass!
                                                                        • Oct 2009
                                                                        • 462

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "Bite my metal shinny ass" (c) Bender Bending Rodriguez
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                                                                        • Grapesoda
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 46238

                                                                          #37
                                                                          “Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
                                                                          ― G.K. Chesterton

                                                                          “A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.”
                                                                          ― G.K. Chesterton

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                                                                          • loreen
                                                                            myadultdesign.com
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 12558

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by 40obfam
                                                                            "Bite my metal shinny ass" (c) Bender Bending Rodriguez
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                                                                            • Zeiss
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2012
                                                                              • 5189

                                                                              #39
                                                                              $action = $_GET['lost'];


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                                                                              • DWB
                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 31779

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "user uploaded"

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                                                                                • Overload
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 3185

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  "life is too short to learn german"



                                                                                  and even some germans are too dumb to learn it ...
                                                                                  There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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                                                                                  • AdultPornMasta
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2012
                                                                                    • 1506

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Two to the body. One to the head."
                                                                                    "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."

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                                                                                    • 2012
                                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 17189

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by AdultPornMasta
                                                                                      Two to the body. One to the head."
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                                                                                      • AdultPornMasta
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2012
                                                                                        • 1506

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by 2012
                                                                                        Ima likin' that!

                                                                                        Thanks!

                                                                                        "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."

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                                                                                        • Redrob
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                          • 4791

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          My dad was very wise. Some of his quotes to me include:

                                                                                          1. Son, if you are not in bed by midnight, come home.

                                                                                          2. Son, a bisexual is a person who, when they reach inside their lover's pants, they are never disappointed.

                                                                                          3. Son, respect is earned, tolerance is given.

                                                                                          And a whole lot more.

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                                                                                          • DatePoster
                                                                                            So Fucking What
                                                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                                                            • 1053

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            "I was high when I wrote this"



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                                                                                            • 2012
                                                                                              So Fucking What
                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 17189

                                                                                              #47

                                                                                              $action = $_GET[];
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                                                                                              • Django
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jul 2010
                                                                                                • 2578

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                catch me if you can

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                                                                                                • ggrrssyydik
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2011
                                                                                                  • 157

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Today is the tomorrow you talked about yesterday.
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                                                                                                    Useless As Ever
                                                                                                    • Jan 2009
                                                                                                    • 731

                                                                                                    #50
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