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07-08-2002, 06:23 PM

I just meet this wonderful ass chick about 2 weeks agos and we have begun dating..
She doesnt know I do porn and I know she hates porn b/c I brought up things like magazines.. strip clubs.. and stuff.
What should I do, I dont want to quit, but she is awesome except for that fact.
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07-08-2002, 06:26 PM

tape her and you having sex and blackmail her. tell her if she doesn't accept you how you are, you'll release it to your porn webmaster friends.

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07-08-2002, 06:27 PM

Bring her to South Florida trick her into taking a ride on the Bangbus and after that she will be so corrupted you could be a gay minister coke dealer and you wont be bad enough for her..
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07-08-2002, 06:27 PM

*Whatever you do ~ don't lie*

1)You tell her you work with websites or whatever it is you do, but you don't tell her about the porn part of it at first.

2)Talk to her more about her take on the sexually explicit side of the entertainment industry, and the internet base that it has.

3)Tell her how you are familiar with internet porn on a business level, and don't want it to affect her view on you.

Ask her to accept you as you are, if she feels as strongly about you she will take you 'flaws' and all.

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07-08-2002, 06:39 PM

Wow. The Cat just gave you a 3 step program. She's a woman so you can't go wrong by following it. The only thing I can add to that is stay confident. Don't talk about it or ask as if you are seeking her approval. When you refer to the business keep your tone very matter-of-factly. Don't sound like a pathetic little bitch that doesn't want to lose this babe to what he does.

Erm..uhh.. I lost myself there. I mean just stay confident in your tone and she will most likely accept it and play along. Then lay the sexual smackdown correctly and you should have no problems in the future.

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07-08-2002, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
*Whatever you do ~ don't lie*

Cheshire what kind of shit is that . He is guy and cant help himself. Its like your asking the poor guy to fly to the moon. Okay dude heres what you do. You dont have to lie just dont tell the truth. Wait till u hit it a few times then you tell her.
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07-08-2002, 06:50 PM

get her preggo, then tell her.

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07-08-2002, 07:08 PM

fuck that tell her PORN PAYS YOUR BILLS

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07-08-2002, 07:20 PM

It's only been two weeks. Cut your losses.

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07-08-2002, 07:21 PM

Just fuck her and don't tell her shit.

Women LIVE lies!! Like she gives a fuck that you are a nice guy -- gimme a break. You're whipped man.

They are naturally fucking evil TRUST ME... Women are the BEST liars -- 10x better than we are.

Fuck her real good -- then if she leaves a bad taste -- then you have the porno pimp stuff as ammo.

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07-08-2002, 07:25 PM

These guys are right - be vauge with her about your "internet work" if you want, but don't lie.

Also, make sure she knows you are in it for the money. This business has caused me an awkward situation or two in the past, but once people understand I truly am doing it for the money, most of them are accepting. Well, the women are accepting. The guys are jealous and want to know everything about the business.

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07-08-2002, 07:27 PM

What's so wonderful about a chick who couldn't accept the fact that you make porn sites?

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07-08-2002, 07:30 PM

Lots of chicks like drama -- if she finds out you are in porn -- just start yelling and shit -- tell her that you loved her so much that you could bear to hurt her... Then say -- well hey I will quit the job right now but then I'd have to move out of the apartment and return that suprise gift that I just bought you... Now she's more curious about the gift than your stupid porn site. If she asks what it is -- say it's a suprise -- then go out the next day and buy something bizarre and attach some bullshit meaning to it.

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07-08-2002, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY
if she finds out you are in porn -- just start yelling and shit

bwahaha

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07-08-2002, 07:33 PM

I wonder how many lives I can ruin tonight!?
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07-08-2002, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY
Just fuck her and don't tell her shit.

Women LIVE lies!! Like she gives a fuck that you are a nice guy -- gimme a break. You're whipped man.

They are naturally fucking evil TRUST ME... Women are the BEST liars -- 10x better than we are.

Fuck her real good -- then if she leaves a bad taste -- then you have the porno pimp stuff as ammo.

LOL

Oooh yeah, that's what I would do.

Forget my answer.

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07-08-2002, 07:35 PM

Show her your biggest sponsor check, then tell her what you do. Then do her sister.
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07-08-2002, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by FATPad
What's so wonderful about a chick who couldn't accept the fact that you make porn sites?

Big tits, I assume....

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07-08-2002, 07:37 PM

Yes, be completely honest with her:

With a tear in your eye, tell her that it's not the real you, you feel badly about the whole degrading business and you hate what you're forced to do to make money in this cruel life.

Assure her that you'd much rather be doing anything else other than exploiting women's bodies and pandering to the base nature of men.

Look deeply in her eyes and promise her that you'll quit this sordid business-

- as soon as you find another way to support your pimpin' lifestyle with so little effort...

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07-08-2002, 08:01 PM

get over it, move on.

I nearly dated a cop once, till I found out she worked on obscenity prosecutions. Fuck I hate working in such a grey area.
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07-08-2002, 08:08 PM

I agree with Cheshire. If you tell someone that knows nothing about the adult internet that you 'run porn sites', they think it's an easy but dirty way to make money. Basically, it will discredit you as a hard-working guy. When a girl finds out that you work in porn, you'll lose a lot of credibility in the relationship.

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07-08-2002, 08:23 PM

slyly shedule a moment when a tv show on Hef or Flynt are on, or watch PPL vs Larry Flynt ( wait scratch the flynt movie) and when you are watching it bust out with, 'must be nice to make money doing something so easy and fun' and peep her reaction.... if she seems ok with it bust out with... hmmm i may know a lil somethin about that kinda stuff =)

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07-08-2002, 08:24 PM

but you wont be able to cover it up forever, specially when k-man comes over your house with a gang of hookers, bong, and a grip of benjamins in his hand! ;-)

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07-08-2002, 08:56 PM

...Or you can just scam on a chick you find on GFY...

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07-08-2002, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
...Or you can just scam on a chick you find on GFY...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......... that gives me a crazy idea. It's so crazy, it just might work!

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07-08-2002, 10:09 PM

Your values are too far apart. Split before it turns into a total fiasco.

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07-08-2002, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by TeraBabes

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......... that gives me a crazy idea. It's so crazy, it just might work!

you're a stalker in real life arent ya?

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07-08-2002, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

moreso than i know gary rapes his neighbors dog, and feels the need to joke about it on GFY to get it off his chest...

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07-08-2002, 10:20 PM

i always thought love = porn

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07-08-2002, 10:29 PM

get yourself a sugar momma, they you can quit the porn industry. problem solved.

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07-08-2002, 10:36 PM

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dont be gay!

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07-08-2002, 10:39 PM

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dont be gay!

If Gary's gonna fuck a dog I am hoping it is at least gay!

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07-08-2002, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY
Lots of chicks like drama -- if she finds out you are in porn -- just start yelling and shit -- tell her that you loved her so much that you could bear to hurt her... Then say -- well hey I will quit the job right now but then I'd have to move out of the apartment and return that suprise gift that I just bought you... Now she's more curious about the gift than your stupid porn site. If she asks what it is -- say it's a suprise -- then go out the next day and buy something bizarre and attach some bullshit meaning to it.

hahahaha

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07-08-2002, 10:47 PM

yo fly hit me on my oliver icq when u get a chance will ya? =)

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07-08-2002, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY
Lots of chicks like drama -- if she finds out you are in porn -- just start yelling and shit -- tell her that you loved her so much that you could bear to hurt her... Then say -- well hey I will quit the job right now but then I'd have to move out of the apartment and return that suprise gift that I just bought you... Now she's more curious about the gift than your stupid porn site. If she asks what it is -- say it's a suprise -- then go out the next day and buy something bizarre and attach some bullshit meaning to it.

LOL

Oh fuck, I love the way your mind works man! that bit about the drama is so true and the gift detour is classic.

The mind games you play must be evil

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07-08-2002, 10:55 PM

But you forgot about the girls (like myself) who would simply walk out and tell you to shove your tricket where the sun don't shine.

In the sweetest possible way, of course

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07-08-2002, 11:14 PM

"Lots of chicks like drama" - perhaps 'chicks' do but 'women' don't LOL

We men are hilarious ha ha

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07-10-2002, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by yys

Oh fuck, I love the way your mind works man! that bit about the drama is so true and the gift detour is classic.

The mind games you play must be evil

Agreed - TheFLY you are da man!

Back to the original post. Why should the chick hate porn? The only reason I can think of is that it bothers her that the body of some bitch is being exploited... and she feels exploited as well.
But if I were you, brother, I would fuck this chick real hard, and then tell her to go fuck herself. After all, ya dont quit yar job because of a woman.

Have a nice day

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