Does your accountant know your net worth?

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  • slapass
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 14625

    #1

    Does your accountant know your net worth?

    Used the same guy for years. He has no clue what my net worth is. Do you guys calculate your net worth with your accountant?
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    My account knows what I tell/provide him. He knows my income only.

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    • Oracle Porn
      Affiliate
      • Oct 2002
      • 24433

      #3
      I'm worth more then all you fucks combined...theoretically.


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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38951

        #4
        My accountant cant talk....

        Because hes a porcelain pig with a slot in the top next to my bed...


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        • slapass
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 14625

          #5
          This was prompted by the other thread where their accountants and them are the only ones who know their net worth.

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          • Mr Pheer
            So Fucking Banned
            • Dec 2002
            • 22082

            #6
            I dont have an accountant, I have a tax attorney. And he pretty much knows everything.

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            • slapass
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 14625

              #7
              Originally posted by Mr Pheer
              I dont have an accountant, I have a tax attorney. And he pretty much knows everything.
              So he could give you a number for your net worth? I do my wn books and give it the accountant to do my taxes. I see the guy once a year for a few hours and a few phone calls a year.

              Added value of a tax attorney? Serious, help me out. I might be too skinny on my hired help.

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              • Paul Markham
                Too old to care
                • Jun 2001
                • 52942

                #8
                If he doesn't you might be in a lot of trouble.

                Never risk evading it.

                Advice from a Madam. "You can fuck anyone for money, but never fuck the tax man with his money."



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                • Fat Panda
                  Porn is Dead. Move along.
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 13296

                  #9
                  so he knows youre broke?

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                  • slapass
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 14625

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paul Markham
                    If he doesn't you might be in a lot of trouble.

                    Never risk evading it.

                    Advice from a Madam. "You can fuck anyone for money, but never fuck the tax man with his money."
                    In the USA we are taxed on net worth. My banker knows my net worth as I have to provide it to him once a year. My accountant might be able to guess based on the info on my taxes but he does not do a personal financial statement or anything.

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