I should be in jail right now...

Million?

Come on... Be realistic... $10,000,000,000!

being someone whose mother was killed on her 31st birthday by a drunk driver... i'd like to say

fuck every single one of you that thinks this is ok in any way, shape or form... or that thinks HE is lucky


that is all...

Numbers can be mashed up and manipulated to say anything you want them to if you do it right.

71% of people know that.

I can't wait to see PleasurePay response to this:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...6&postcount=99

Too bad that post made it so close the the end of page 2 instead of top of page 3.

Except I fucked a porn star last night without one.
Could have been suicide,
But she had a test with her.

you do know it is very very very common for girls to carry tests and still be HIV positive right? I worked at a porn studio and personally knew girls who would go out on Saturday night, fuck a guy without test, then use the test to get a hardcore scene on Monday. Having managed a database of pornstars and their tests for shoots, I would never put my trust in a porn star with a test.

I would go get a PCRDNA test if I were you.

Furthermore, a PCRDNA test wont show all disease, most PCRDNA tests are "HIV only" - this does not include the other vast range of diseases they carry.

There is some really fucked up shit in that sig forsure. Lets here all about it come on !!!!

That's was KB's quote now mine. LOL

When I left the house at 11:30 PM I should have known I had it coming. I pulled out of my driveway -- a black cat crossed my path.

As a rule: I NEVER drink when I am driving. Not because I am worried I will kill people, strictly legality.

Around 11:30 PM, I figured by the LA one-thirty last call I wouldn?t even have time to get drunk, so I drove. I went to the bar. I did what I usually do. About 6 to seven Bud lights and 6 shots of Jaguar pretty fast.

For me: not really drunk.

For the Law: Way over the limit.

I wound up handing out with ?Mystery? and ?Matador? from the Pick-Up-Artist (the worlds #1 and #2 pick-up-artists respectively).

At some point, this really hot girl in a tied up Slayer shirt comes up to me and tells me that she recognizes from a long time ago.

She then puts a Narco pill in my mouth.

I leave the bar and am invited to a party at mystery?s house, but decide that I just ought to go home. On my way, I get pulled over by the cops for the smoked taillights on my car, which I had just gotten a ticket a few days before.

The cop comes up to my window and I just kicked into survival mode. I?m not the toughest or smartest guy in the world, but I?ve been through enough shit that would have killed 10 other men. Considering my rather lengthy criminal record, a DUI would have sent me to prison for sure.

Somehow, I managed to pull shit together and calmly tell the cop I knew about the taillight problem. He then gave me a sobriety test, which I should have failed for countless reasons, but didn't.

If he had pulled out the breathalyzer, that would have been my ass. I wasn?t really that drunk, but I was drunk enough, plus the pills.

Somehow, I managed to make it home, so I am typing this now.

A rule I have lived for by many years and have only broken on very rare occasions: If you are going out drinking, take a fucking cab. Your freedom is not worth it.

That is all.

OK. On a happier note I was quite ammused with http://victimsofchildren.com/ (from your sig) - that shit is funny.

What I posted was an anti-drunk-driving and semi-serious. It was just my thoughts after I had just come home from that shit. I put it on my blog and re-posted on GFY.

How come you can see humor in raping children, but think that drunk driving (even when warning against it) is so horrible?

Oh let's me guess?

It's never happened to you? You probably weren't raped by a priest, but you can put together a blog that is a slap in the face to every kid that has ever been touched?

So by that same logic I can deduce this about you:

Tragedy + Things That Have Affected You = Not Funny
Tragedy + Things That Have Not Affected You = Funny

Look, I wasn't saying what I did was right, cool, or even glamorizing it - I even said I'd never do it again. Life it tough. It is full of misfortune. What happened to you sucked: No question.

You can't be super senistive about your pet subjects out of one side of your mouth and then bash people that have had the innocence taken out of the other side AND read GFY at the same time! That's hypocritical!

If you don't like it. Don't look at it. Grow a thicker skin.



Now, don't even make me get started with http://15yroldvirgin.com/ ! (also in your sig)

As much as I hate to qoute myself, this is why nobody can go toe-to-toe with me on GFY! My Verbal Venom is powerful. At least this dood was smart enough not to come back for more.

As much as I hate to qoute myself, this is why nobody can go toe-to-toe with me on GFY! My Verbal Venom is powerful. At least this dood was smart enough not to come back for more.

If he had pulled out the breathalyzer, that would have been my ass. I wasn?t really that drunk, but I was drunk enough, plus the pills.