The Official Dead Baby Joke Thread

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  • badmunchkin
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    • Feb 2003
    • 3797
    #1

    The Official Dead Baby Joke Thread

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    How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
    Nail it's other hand to the floor.

    How many babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends how hard you throw them.

    What gets louder as it gets smaller?
    A baby in a trash compactor.

    Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
    So you can see the expression on its face!

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    • SteveLightspeed
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 7940
      #2
      Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
      A: Two scoops of icecream and one scoop of dead baby.
      Abra-cadabra!

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        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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          • Jul 2004
          • 38323
          #3
          It's pretty amazing that the Beatles would have released an album cover like this (dubbed the "Baby Butcher" cover), but they actually did (back in 1966):



          It was yanked within days, but to this day remains one of the highest priced collectible souvenirs in rock...

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            • pornask
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2006
              • 6518
              #4
              What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
              Art.

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                • pornask
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 6518
                  #5
                  What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
                  An erection.

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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748
                      #6
                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      It's pretty amazing that the Beatles would have released an album cover like this (dubbed the "Baby Butcher" cover), but they actually did (back in 1966):



                      It was yanked within days, but to this day remains one of the highest priced collectible souvenirs in rock...

                      ADG
                      I have that album somewhere.

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                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323
                          #7
                          Originally posted by aico
                          I have that album somewhere.
                          Impressive...

                          I have the Jimi Hendrix Experience "Electric Ladyland" cover featuring topless women, which is the most valuable album I have without a signature on it.

                          I also own several autographed album covers and other signed memorabilia by various artists, which I have not had appraised, but I assume are worth even more.

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                            • Vick!
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 6882
                              #8
                              lolz .. some sick jokes.
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                                • DeadFidel
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                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 6764
                                  #9
                                  Not laughing. Here you get every one written if it turns you on

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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47880
                                      #10
                                      not sure about those, kinda funny I guess, but not really my type of a joke...
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                                        • martinsc
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 27043
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by woj
                                          not sure about those, kinda funny I guess, but not really my type of a joke...
                                          same for me....
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                                            • DeadFidel
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 6764
                                              #12
                                              I don't like this thread.

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                                                • Vick!
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 6882
                                                  #13
                                                  What's funnier than a dead baby?
                                                  A dead baby in a clown costume!
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                                                    • ztik
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 5196
                                                      #14
                                                      Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Chevrolet Camaro?
                                                      I don't have a Chevrolet camaro in my garage.
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