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  • facialfreak
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 3018
    #1

    WTF is going on here?!?!?!?

    OK ....

    You see a shirt you want to buy for $97, but you have no money.

    So you go to your mother and borrow $50, and you go to your father and borrow $50.

    Once you've purchased the shirt, you have $3 change, so you decide to give $1 back to your mother, $1 back to your father, and you keep $1.

    So now you owe each of your parents $49 (49 x 2 = 98), plus the one dollar in your pocket ... equals $99.00

    WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OTHER DOLLAR GO?!?!?

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    • DamageX
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        • bean-aid
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2011
          • 16493
          #3
          Originally posted by facialfreak
          OK ....

          You see a shirt you want to buy for $97, but you have no money.

          So you go to your mother and borrow $50, and you go to your father and borrow $50.

          Once you've purchased the shirt, you have $3 change, so you decide to give $1 back to your mother, $1 back to your father, and you keep $1.

          So now you owe each of your parents $49 (49 x 2 = 98), plus the one dollar in your pocket ... equals $99.00

          WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OTHER DOLLAR GO?!?!?
          some say it went up the ass... i'm not sure

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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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              • Jul 2004
              • 38323
              #4


              The parents share should have been $48.50 each ($97 divided by two), so that leaves a dollar for each parent, plus one for the math/logic scholar...

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                • WTFBucks
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                    • facialfreak
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 3018
                      #6
                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                      The parents share should have been $48.50 each ($97 divided by two), so that leaves a dollar for each parent, plus one for the math/logic scholar...

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                      But you did not borrow $48.50 off them Sherlock ... you borrowed $50 each!

                      I don't know about how you do it, but in my neck of the woods, you pay back the FULL amount that you borrow ...

                      By your logic, if I want to buy a Bimmer for $60K, but I borrow $80K from the bank, I only have to pay back the $60K purchase price?!? Sign me up!!

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                        • facialfreak
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 3018
                          #7
                          My theory is ... if you can find all the left socks that your washing machine has eaten over the years, you will find that dollar bill there too!!!

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                            • CaptainWolfy
                              Playa
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 8439
                              #8
                              it's not +1 it's -1 ..

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                                • bean-aid
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jun 2011
                                  • 16493
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by facialfreak
                                  But you did not borrow $48.50 off them Sherlock ... you borrowed $50 each!

                                  I don't know about how you do it, but in my neck of the woods, you pay back the FULL amount that you borrow ...

                                  By your logic, if I want to buy a Bimmer for $60K, but I borrow $80K from the bank, I only have to pay back the $60K purchase price?!? Sign me up!!
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                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 63151
                                      #10

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                                        • Harmon
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 20012
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by facialfreak
                                          But you did not borrow $48.50 off them Sherlock ... you borrowed $50 each!

                                          I don't know about how you do it, but in my neck of the woods, you pay back the FULL amount that you borrow ...

                                          By your logic, if I want to buy a Bimmer for $60K, but I borrow $80K from the bank, I only have to pay back the $60K purchase price?!? Sign me up!!
                                          $48.50 X 2 = $97 (price of shirt)

                                          You take a full $50 from each parent = $100

                                          $48.50 X 2 = $97

                                          You give each parent back $1.00

                                          $97 + $1 + $1 = $99.00

                                          You keep $1.00

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                                            • CurrentlySober
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                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38954
                                              #12
                                              i cant afford to buy the shirt to begin with...


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                                                • facialfreak
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                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 3018
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by beaner
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                                                    • Slappin Fish
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                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 2512
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CaptainWolfy
                                                      it's not +1 it's -1 ..

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                                                        • adultforum
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                                                          #15
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                                                            • LouiseLloyd
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                                                              • Mar 2010
                                                              • 1433
                                                              #16
                                                              This very nearly tipped me over the edge!

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                                                                • Dating Port
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                                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                                  • 731
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 71528
                                                                      #18


                                                                      Originally posted by adultforum
                                                                      Give your parents REV SHARE instead of PPS ))

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                                                                        • Barry-xlovecam
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                                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                                          • 18083
                                                                          #19
                                                                          You forgot the Sales Tax (or VAT)

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                                                                            • hdkiller
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                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                              • 461
                                                                              #20
                                                                              This:

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                                                                                • martinsc
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                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                  • 27043
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by adultforum
                                                                                  Give your parents REV SHARE instead of PPS ))
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                                                                                    • lucas131
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 11475
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      and here are two dollars lost: price is 86, you borrow 30 from three friends, you buy, 4 usd left in the pocket, you give back 3x1 dollar, keep one. then you decide to give back all, you give back 29x3 = 87 and one your dollar is 88, where are the two dollars?

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                                                                                        • Dating Port
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                                                                                          • Jan 2009
                                                                                          • 731
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Shoebox took them
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                                                                                            • NaughtyVisions
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                                                                                                • Evil Chris
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 13248
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Three men rent a hotel room. Each pays $10 for a total of $30 spent on the room. The next day the hotel owner tells the three men that they over paid for the room as it only costs $25. The three men tell the owner to give them each a dollar back and he can keep two dollars.

                                                                                                  If you do the math, each man paid $9 a piece for the room for a total of $27. The owner kept $2 which brings the total to $29.

                                                                                                  The question is where did the other dollar go?
                                                                                                  This problem is older than dirt!


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