I just reached 70mph on the highway in my Nissan Maxima heading back from Chipotle

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    I just reached 70mph on the highway in my Nissan Maxima heading back from Chipotle

    And sadly despite this feat, my nose is still bigger than my penis.

    However, I did make it home before their super hot salsa had its way with me.
  • seeric
    ..........
    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #2
    fuck

    another 7 page thread coming.

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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714

      #3
      Originally posted by A1R3K
      fuck

      another 7 page thread coming.
      Chipotle is worth talking about.

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      • Blazed
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2006
        • 1701

        #4
        Surprised you made if that fast, must be hard driving whilst you have your head in your passengers lap.

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714

          #5
          Originally posted by Blazed
          Surprised you made if that fast, must be hard driving whilst you have your head in your passengers lap.
          Don't be jealous just cuz I have mad sex skills.

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          • Xrated J
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2006
            • 4347

            #6
            dang!!!!

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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714

              #7
              Originally posted by Yonnie Gogolack
              dang!!!!
              Yes watch out watch out I'm out of control!!!!

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              • marketsmart
                HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                • Dec 2004
                • 20419

                #8
                i heard there is a new move called the "Mount Vesuvious" which is when your the giver of anal gay sex and the receiver (after eating chipotle) shits on the givers cock, in some cases leading to 2nd and 3rd degree burns...

                just so you know alleyboy, thats a felony in california...

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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714

                  #9
                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                  i heard there is a new move called the "Mount Vesuvious" which is when your the giver of anal gay sex and the receiver (after eating chipotle) shits on the givers cock, in some cases leading to 2nd and 3rd degree burns...

                  just so you know alleyboy, thats a felony in california...
                  2 Fags 1 Car?

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                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    best designer on GFY
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 30307

                    #10
                    Post video or it didnt happen.

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                      Post video or it didnt happen.
                      I will post screenshots of my Maxima's trip computer. I have to register a domain name first.

                      HowImadeItHomeBeforeTheSalsaHitMe.com or something like that maybe.

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                      • IllTestYourGirls
                        Ah My Balls
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 14311

                        #12
                        Shit I was just about to fucking post that

                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                        2 Fags 1 Car?

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                        • BoyAlley
                          So Fucking Gay
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 19714

                          #13
                          Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                          Shit I was just about to fucking post that
                          Yes yes I have a Bob Saget sense of humor that's sadly very predictable.

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                          • Persius
                            Tap into MOBILE!
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 11779

                            #14
                            chiptole makes my ass burn

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Persius
                              chiptole makes my ass burn
                              GURL I know! Let me tell you it's like sitting on a traffic cone.

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                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                (felis madjewicus)
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 20368

                                #16
                                i always knew the maxima was a fag car

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                                • TexasDreams
                                  former Miserable Admin :)
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4700

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                  GURL I know! Let me tell you it's like sitting on a traffic cone.


                                  ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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                                  • BoyAlley
                                    So Fucking Gay
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 19714

                                    #18
                                    LAWDS MERCY!

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                                    • sicone
                                      Retired
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 18453

                                      #19
                                      you go girl.

                                      Nice pic TD

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                                      • Phil
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 7659

                                        #20
                                        If news cameras come by and ask who spilled the beans can you PLEASE tell it was my new model LeAnn19


                                        Ask Phil

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                                        • BluMedia
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 3973

                                          #21
                                          MMMMM I love Chipotle.

                                          Mark
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                                          • BoyAlley
                                            So Fucking Gay
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 19714

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                            If news cameras come by and ask who spilled the beans can you PLEASE tell it was my new model LeAnn19

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                                            • gornyhuy
                                              Chafed.
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 18041

                                              #23
                                              This thread gives me the high speed gay spicey shits.

                                              icq:159548293

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