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  • TheAmericanCannibal
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 3087
    #1

    Happy Anniversary to Paris Hilton...and ME

    That's right, can you believe it was 4 years ago today that the Paris Hilton Sex Tape story broke.

    Four years and so much has happened.

    Over 1 Billion dollars has been made selling this tape- via DVD, internet, and spam

    Four years later, Hotelheiress.com is still killing it.

    Red light still sells between 250-500 copies a week of 1 Night in Paris

    Paris has starred in numerous tv shows and movies, launched clothing lines and fragrances, and went to jail for driving on a suspended license

    Rick Saloman married Pamela Anderson

    I starred in a movie called American Cannibal based off of my success as the promoter of this infamous tape, and appeared in over 300 newspapers, 36magazines, 17 tv shows, and over 100 radio interviews as a celebrity sex tape expert.

    and now i have come full circle working for Gamelink.com where we still sell "1Night in Paris" in droves.

    (Click sig)
    So what will the next four years hold for all of us?

    I guarantee BIG things...

    I mean REALLY BIG.

    Happy Anniversary Paris- I love you
    Last edited by TheAmericanCannibal; 11-29-2007, 10:26 AM.
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    • D-Money
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2002
      • 9716
      #2
      I was expecting you to post the pic of you with Paris.

      I'm sure Paris is text messaging all of her friends with this same announcement.

      Still Ballin'

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        • TheAmericanCannibal
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2006
          • 3087
          #3



          hahahaha

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            • erosfagmaster
              Registered User
              • Nov 2007
              • 20
              #4
              Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

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                • pornguy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62910
                  #5
                  I love that girl
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                    • seeric
                      ..........
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 41917
                      #6
                      hi bizzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792
                          #7
                          Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                          Red light still sells between 250-500 copies a week of 1 Night in Paris
                          That's crazy !!


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                            • B O B
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 2664
                              #8
                              Congrats KB
                              lets celebrate with a Shrimp Yucatan and an Amstel Light
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                                • TheAmericanCannibal
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 3087
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by erosfagmaster
                                  Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.
                                  As a matter of fact i DO!

                                  In fact I employ a technique that has become quite popular in that I sit on my hand for a half an hour until it falls numb and then proceed to jerk off while looking at myself in the mirror-It's like the "stranger" only different

                                  This way it quells my rape fantasy of me being raped by the most handsome,intelligent and self deprecating guy on this board.


                                  You on the other hand sit here as a nobody- or one of Pimpdogg's alter egos

                                  Hey good for you!

                                  Last edited by TheAmericanCannibal; 11-29-2007, 10:35 AM.

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                                    • TheAmericanCannibal
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 3087
                                      #10
                                      B O B


                                      Your name looks so naked now
                                      :-))

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by erosfagmaster
                                          Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.
                                          bradM is so easy to spot

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                                            • BusterBunny
                                              perverted justice decoy
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 19291
                                              #12
                                              i actually jerked it to that vid last night before i went to bed
                                              Last edited by BusterBunny; 11-29-2007, 12:04 PM.
                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                • Porno Dan
                                                  Court Jester
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 6342
                                                  #13
                                                  Those are some truly amazing numbers.

                                                  Congratulations!
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                                                    • Waldman
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                      • 54
                                                      #14
                                                      I seen she's got gargantuan feets...

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                                                        • tranza
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 57559
                                                          #15
                                                          Happy birthday to you both!!!
                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Waldman
                                                              I seen she's got gargantuan feets...
                                                              They don't look that big

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                                                                • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 3087
                                                                  #17
                                                                  http://www.nypost.com/seven/11292007...____100648.htm

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                                                                    • BradM
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 3397
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                      bradM is so easy to spot
                                                                      still thinking about me and posting about me every chance you get, faggot?

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                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32189
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Happy birthday, man.

                                                                          Talking about Paris Hilton.... I found this kinda funny: http://customessaywriting.blogspot.c...friend-is.html

                                                                          8 ways to tell if your GF is turning into a Paris Hilton.

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                                                                            • Miss Munki
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                              • 1355
                                                                              #20
                                                                              LOL, happy anniversary

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                                                                                • fatfoo
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 27763
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Go American Cannibal !!! you are the man !!!

                                                                                  that's hot
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                                                                                    • Cash
                                                                                      Click on my TCG signature
                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 20825
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Happy Anniversary
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                                                                                        • Casa Nova
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                                          • 2867
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          CONGRATS KB! Funny thing is I just watched the video for the first time like 2 weeks ago. I don't know why I waited so long.

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                                                                                            • Shagbunny
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                                                              • 3028
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Happy Anniversary

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                                                                                                • datatank
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 5471
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  1 Billion dollars ?
                                                                                                  But congrats I remember it like it was yesterday.
                                                                                                  GRRR time goes to fast

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                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 94102
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                      They don't look that big

                                                                                                      Eeeek !

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                                                                                                        • madfuck
                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                          • 2032
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          C O N G R A T S !!!!

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                                                                                                            • V_RocKs
                                                                                                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                              • 32448
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I just made a sale about 2 hours ago...

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                                                                                                                • aico
                                                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                                                  #29

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                                                                                                                    • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                      • 3087
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by aico

                                                                                                                      HAHAHAHAHA

                                                                                                                      That's the BEST!

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                                                                                                                        • teg0
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                          • 4204
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          she still looks good, herpes and all

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                                                                                                                            • shekinah
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                              • 8452
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              lol Congrats man!

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                                                                                                                                • Joe BrainCash
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 2092
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'd do her anytime... Then, I'd tell her to go make me a sandwich.
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                                                                                                                                    • fatfoo
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 27763
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                                                                                                      that's nice...
                                                                                                                                      Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                        • fatfoo
                                                                                                                                          ICQ:649699063
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 27763
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by rock'n'porn
                                                                                                                                          I'd do her anytime... Then, I'd tell her to go make me a sandwich.
                                                                                                                                          Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                            • fris
                                                                                                                                              I have to go potty
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 55785
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              congrats KB
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