But I can't work (no talent) and I can't even come up with a good story to get the cash.
So here are some other people's stories I am taking and claiming as my own in hopes of getting some attention and money.
1. My kid is sick and insurance wont pay for his surgery
2. My boyfriend fell off a horse
3. I have cancer and just need to borrow $50 from 100 people
4. I have aids
5. I tried to talk to a girl and she denied me so I stabbed myself in my dick to punish myself ... it hurts.
6. The GHOSTS are on a RAMPAGE in my house, destroying everything and sticking things in my ass at night, I need to get rid of them and ghost hunters are expensive.
7. I'm ugly. Nothing can fix that but shouldn't feeling sorry for me be enough of a reason to donate?
I will auction my nickname off. The highest bidder wins.
Starting at $5. Gosh that would be great extra cash to have.
So here are some other people's stories I am taking and claiming as my own in hopes of getting some attention and money.
1. My kid is sick and insurance wont pay for his surgery
2. My boyfriend fell off a horse
3. I have cancer and just need to borrow $50 from 100 people
4. I have aids
5. I tried to talk to a girl and she denied me so I stabbed myself in my dick to punish myself ... it hurts.
6. The GHOSTS are on a RAMPAGE in my house, destroying everything and sticking things in my ass at night, I need to get rid of them and ghost hunters are expensive.
7. I'm ugly. Nothing can fix that but shouldn't feeling sorry for me be enough of a reason to donate?
I will auction my nickname off. The highest bidder wins.
Starting at $5. Gosh that would be great extra cash to have.
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