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  • Brujah
    Beer Money Baron
    • Jan 2001
    • 22157
    #1

    Fastest ILLEGAL way to make $1,000

    I'm in sort of a spot where I really need to get an extra grand in my hands in about 2 days tops.
    I figure You guys are about as enterprising of a group as I know.

    So what's some off the wall ideas you would suggest that you could utilize to put a thousand bucks in your pocket in the shortest period of time.
    Besides casinos...
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      • Dec 2011
      • 7217
      #2
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        • CYF
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          • Mar 2009
          • 10973
          #3
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            • KillerK
              Confirmed User
              • May 2008
              • 3406
              #4
              Rob a Bank is probably the fastest.

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                  • Mar 2011
                  • 157
                  #5
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                    • 2012
                      So Fucking What
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 17189
                      #6
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                        • Brujah
                          Beer Money Baron
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 22157
                          #7
                          I'm a chemistry major. I can make meth. How do I find a distributor?

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                            • keysync
                              Living the Dream
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 2375
                              #8
                              Cyberhuster was offering "Urban" traffic


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                                • DBS.US
                                  Geo Cities
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 11841
                                  #9
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                                    • X_X_ROB_X_X
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                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 509
                                      #10
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                                        • papill0n
                                          Unregistered Abuser
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 15547
                                          #11
                                          you need to move a bit of crystal bro

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                                            • 2intense
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2009
                                              • 12496
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                                                • gimme-website
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                                                  • Jun 2008
                                                  • 1589
                                                  #13
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                                                    • AllAboutCams
                                                      Femcams.com
                                                      • Jul 2011
                                                      • 12234
                                                      #14
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                                                        • CYF
                                                          Coupon Guru
                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                          • 10973
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by AllAboutCams
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                                                            • American Psycho
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2009
                                                              • 3068
                                                              #16
                                                              go to raves/clubs and sell fake x to banged up ravers at like 7am ;)

                                                              you might get jumped but less issues if you get caught by da po po.

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                                                                • xXXtesy10
                                                                  Fakecoin Investor
                                                                  • Jul 2012
                                                                  • 7127
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                  I'm in sort of a spot where I really need to get an extra grand in my hands in about 2 days tops.
                                                                  I figure You guys are about as enterprising of a group as I know.

                                                                  So what's some off the wall ideas you would suggest that you could utilize to put a thousand bucks in your pocket in the shortest period of time.
                                                                  Besides casinos...
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                                                                    • xXXtesy10
                                                                      Fakecoin Investor
                                                                      • Jul 2012
                                                                      • 7127
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                      I'm a chemistry major. I can make meth. How do I find a distributor?
                                                                      Prison... Lots of cooks in there.
                                                                      WARNING: Stay Away From Marlboroack aka aka Brandon Ackerman
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                                                                        • Badmaash
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                          • 2695
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Put on a mask and punch someone

                                                                          Then take off mask and go back to person and tell them that you can help them stop getting hurt for 1K

                                                                          Easy!
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                                                                            • SKUP
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2011
                                                                              • 400
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Put an adverstisement out. Tell people you can show them the very best way to make very easy money if they send you $10. As soon as the money is in you tell them: "do like I did"

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                                                                                • mromro
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                                                  • 770
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  nobody else is going to help u. I have asked in the past. they think if they tell u it will hurt them. but it won't.

                                                                                  you have any sites you can sell?
                                                                                  Redirect all your sites mobile traffic to juicy ads.
                                                                                  make 5 free blogs a day..link all images to main site, maybe in a month you will make some sales.
                                                                                  Get a free 1800 sex number. go to all bars paste number on bathroom walls.

                                                                                  Film yourself jerking off. sell clips.

                                                                                  Put ads on craigslist to sell shit.
                                                                                  can't put ebooks on ebay they stoped that.

                                                                                  sell a mystery box on ebay.

                                                                                  go to fver and offer your services. submit sites. build free sites.

                                                                                  sell links on all your sites




                                                                                  I am in a bad spot like u. I took 50 dollars went to casino. I know u said no casino but, played 2 4 limit. made 100/ took 100... went to play war..... bet 10 dollars. win.. bet 10...lose bet 10...lose..bet 15.. win ...even..bet 10..start all over...made 800 in5 hours..

                                                                                  also another casino idea... roulette..bet 0 00.. 1...2...13....14...23....24..35..36..3...4...15.16

                                                                                  u have 1/3 of wheel covered. u lose ..double bet..3 times..if don't hit...start over.

                                                                                  just some ideas.. I guess nobody else likes to help. thought that's what this board was about.
                                                                                  Last edited by mromro; 09-05-2012, 10:50 PM.

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                                                                                    • Brujah
                                                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 22157
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      thank you mromro for telling it straight

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                                                                                        • fuzebox
                                                                                          making it rain
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 22353
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Bars, liquor stars, gas stations... You get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch em with their pants down.

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                                                                                            • freecartoonporn
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2012
                                                                                              • 7683
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              you need to put money to make money.
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                                                                                                • Badmaash
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                  • 2695
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by freecartoonporn
                                                                                                  you need to put money to make money.
                                                                                                  Give 1K to a friend and then ask for the 1K back

                                                                                                  See, now you got 1K
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                                                                                                    • madko
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                                      • 566
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      sell something valuable, under the market price.
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                                                                                                        • The Porn Nerd
                                                                                                          Living The Dream
                                                                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                                                                          • 19780
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • Nicky
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                              • 30071
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • jigg
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                  • 2527
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • DVTimes
                                                                                                                      xxx
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 31650
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      go to your cash machine.

                                                                                                                      request $1500

                                                                                                                      when it pops out take only $1200

                                                                                                                      the machine after a few seconds will think no money has been removed and then auto return it to the machine.

                                                                                                                      you have $1200 and the machine think you have not taken any cash.
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                                                                                                                        • seeandsee
                                                                                                                          Check SIG!
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 50945
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                                                                          go to your cash machine.

                                                                                                                          request $1500

                                                                                                                          when it pops out take only $1200

                                                                                                                          the machine after a few seconds will think no money has been removed and then auto return it to the machine.

                                                                                                                          you have $1200 and the machine think you have not taken any cash.
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                                                                                                                            • Badmaash
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                              • 2695
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • AlexFS
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2011
                                                                                                                                  • 418
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'd sell some of my valuable assets online, my iPhone, iMac or perhaps my LCD / Motorbike if I REALLY needed 1k within 2 days.

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                                                                                                                                    • DVTimes
                                                                                                                                      xxx
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 31650
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by seeandsee
                                                                                                                                      we have a winner, atm will not know what happened
                                                                                                                                      a lot of people have done this.

                                                                                                                                      not sure if the system still lets you.

                                                                                                                                      the other way is to use a fork and bend the ends.

                                                                                                                                      you request cash then cancell at the correct time but grab the cash as the machine pulls it back.
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                                                                                                                                        • pornmasta
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 19815
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          sell your ass ?

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                                                                                                                                            • Fat Panda
                                                                                                                                              Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 13296
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              gfy has turned into such a pathetic cesspool...

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                                                                                                                                                • pornmasta
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 19815
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                                      • 1035
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Go to a payday loan shop. Most of them can get you $1000 within a couple of hours as long as you have a job and valid license. Or pawn something.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Freaky_Akula
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 3670
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Counterfeit furniture.

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                                                                                                                                                            • mineistaken
                                                                                                                                                              See signature :)
                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 29656
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              sell exxxpired

                                                                                                                                                              post a thread that you got a baby and you need 1$ donations (i think shoebox have done it before)

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                                                                                                                                                                • fris
                                                                                                                                                                  I have to go potty
                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 55730
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                                                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 77385
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      fuck the illegal shit pawn some stuff or get a loan. you like your freedom?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • 2012
                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                                          • 17189
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          this has probably already been mentioned but ... take a life insurance policy out on yourself then kill yourself after you go fuck yourself
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Sid70
                                                                                                                                                                              Downshifter
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 16413
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              You'd have to have a pair of tits to make it ...
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 18361
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Django
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 2578
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Lease your soul to the devil with the option to buy

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Brujah
                                                                                                                                                                                          Beer Money Baron
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 22157
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SAC
                                                                                                                                                                                          gfy has turned into such a pathetic cesspool...
                                                                                                                                                                                          lol, see: http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1080516

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • lazycash
                                                                                                                                                                                              Troll Patrol
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 15214
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • The Porn Nerd
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Living The Dream
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 19780
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Apartment scam:

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Take an ad out on Craig's List saying you are renting a rent-controlled apartment for $1000, first come, first serve.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Then setup appointments at an apartment where you know the owner has gone on vacation or the apartment is sitting empty.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Show people, take their money (cash only), disappear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Now, I'm not advocating this....but I've seen this scam several times in New York City (and elsewhere).

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