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  • DamianJ
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2006
    • 15808

    #1651
    Originally posted by Paul Markham
    I know, you worked it out. I am bumping this old thread because I lied in the other one.
    I know. Here is what I posted there, in case you missed it:

    Originally posted by Paul Markham
    You say you shouldn't be in charge of a room of 15 year old girls because..."

    I'm so incredibly attractive and charming that they will be chasing me.

    The joke is;

    I'n not!!!!
    Hang on a sec. Let's look at the post in question:

    Originally posted by Paul Markham
    We were chatting with our neighbors recently, they suggested I teach 15 to 18 year olds conversational English.

    If you've ever seen 15 to 18 year old Czech girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea.

    See, your clearly bullshit explanation of your lied about "joke" doesn't work at all with the original post, does it? "If you've ever seen 15 year old girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea".

    That's really sick shit Paul.

    So, do you want to try and come up with another lie or just admit that you clearly meant you are unsuitable to teach 15 year olds because you wouldn't be able to control yourself.

    Also, was it a joke when you said:

    Originally posted by Paul Markham
    A teacher has to have an iron will to resist these adolescents
    in reference to other 15 year old kids?

    Course not.

    What about you "joking" about photographing your 15 year old topless neighbour sunbathing in the garden?

    You can deny all you want, but these are quotes from your own mouth Paul.

    You really do continually shoot yourself in the foot, don't you?

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    • DWB
      Registered User
      • Jul 2003
      • 31779

      #1652
      Originally posted by DamianJ
      See, your clearly bullshit explanation of your lied about "joke" doesn't work at all with the original post, does it? "If you've ever seen 15 year old girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea".

      That's really sick shit Paul.
      In my parents generation, which is Paul's generation, that somewhat normal. It my grandparents generation, it was normal. It is only our generation where people got so uptight about everything under the sun and passed laws that vary from state to state, country to country.

      Depending on where you live, having sex with a 15 year old is perfectly legal. The only thing that makes it "sick" are your own thoughts about it, probably influenced by your Christian beliefs or inner demons.

      Not too long ago MetArt had minors and CCbill was billing for them. No one thought that was sick. Pedophilia is sick, but 15 is too old for pedophiles.

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      • Paul Markham
        Too old to care
        • Jun 2001
        • 52942

        #1653
        Originally posted by DamianJ
        This is really sick shit.
        Sadly in real life you're just a dirty old man letching at every young girl that walks past, talking about her inappropriately and touching yourself when you think no one is looking.

        He loves the attention all those young children give him.

        How do the local school children like him?

        You shoot pictures of very scared, very young, financially destitute girls. And you video yourself trying to touch them up and grope them. Go figure why.

        Scared, vulnerable young Eastern European teenagers pretending badly they like licking pussy in order to get money, worried you are about to get your cock out and attack them.

        And we all know why a old man that is sexually aroused by young teen girls bought a puppy, right Nabokov?

        and the whole thing about taking the puppy for walks near schools when they let out.
        You have posted repeatedly that I'm attracted toward children. Just come out and say what you think.

        How about these posts of yours?

        and fled the UK

        So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

        I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

        So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

        Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

        Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

        So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

        I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you.

        Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.

        We both know why you left the UK,
        Again with Damian's help we got to 34 pages. Awesome.
        Last edited by Paul Markham; 09-03-2012, 06:04 AM.



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        • DamianJ
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2006
          • 15808

          #1654
          Originally posted by DWB
          In my parents generation, which is Paul's generation, that somewhat normal.
          Maybe things are different in the states, but Paul is British. I assure you people in England in the 60s didn't think it was 'normal' to be scared of teaching a class of 15 year old kids because you wouldn't be able to resist trying to fuck them.

          Added to which, it is 2012, and this is a pornography b2b board. Not the place to be excusing your thoughts about needing a "will of iron" to resist trying to fuck minors.

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          • DWB
            Registered User
            • Jul 2003
            • 31779

            #1655
            Originally posted by DamianJ
            Maybe things are different in the states, but Paul is British. I assure you people in England in the 60s didn't think it was 'normal' to be scared of teaching a class of 15 year old kids because you wouldn't be able to resist trying to fuck them.

            Added to which, it is 2012, and this is a pornography b2b board. Not the place to be excusing your thoughts about needing a "will of iron" to resist trying to fuck minors.
            Brits didn't screw high school girls back in the 60s? I thought that (60s - 70s) was a big, swinging, drug induced era.

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            • DamianJ
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2006
              • 15808

              #1656
              Originally posted by Paul Markham
              You have posted repeatedly that I'm attracted toward children.
              Paul, I've never once posted that.

              I just post quotes from you saying that you think it's fine to take topless pics of 15 year olds, that teachers need a 'will of iron' to resist 15 year olds and that you don't think it would be a good idea for you to be in charge of a class for of 15 year olds because they look too hot for you to resist.

              Sorry you find this confusing.

              I understand you must be embarrassed about your lie about pretending what you said was a joke and me calling you on it, and you being totally unable to answer me, but these are all things you said.

              I'd advise you to stop saying things about 15 year olds.

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              • DamianJ
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2006
                • 15808

                #1657
                Originally posted by DWB
                Brits didn't screw high school girls back in the 60s? I thought that (60s - 70s) was a big, swinging, drug induced era.
                No, finding 15 year old kids attractive has been frowned upon over here for some time.

                Posting on porn boards about how you'd be unfit to be in charge of a class of 15 year old girls is A Bad Idea.

                HTH.

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                • Paul Markham
                  Too old to care
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 52942

                  #1658
                  Originally posted by DamianJ
                  Paul, I've never once posted that.
                  You never posted these comments?

                  Sadly in real life you're just a dirty old man letching at every young girl that walks past, talking about her inappropriately and touching yourself when you think no one is looking.

                  He loves the attention all those young children give him.

                  How do the local school children like him?

                  You shoot pictures of very scared, very young, financially destitute girls. And you video yourself trying to touch them up and grope them. Go figure why.

                  Scared, vulnerable young Eastern European teenagers pretending badly they like licking pussy in order to get money, worried you are about to get your cock out and attack them.

                  And we all know why a old man that is sexually aroused by young teen girls bought a puppy, right Nabokov?

                  and the whole thing about taking the puppy for walks near schools when they let out.



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                  • DamianJ
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 15808

                    #1659
                    Originally posted by Paul Markham
                    You never posted these comments?
                    Which one of those quotes is me saying you are attracted to young children Paulie?

                    Bless you.

                    You said it wouldn't be a good idea for you to be in charge of a group of 15 year olds. Then you lied saying it was a joke. Then I proved you lied because you could come up with no explanation of what this 'joke' was.

                    Just stop posting about how you'd need a 'will of iron' not to fuck a classroom full of 15 year olds you are meant to be in charge of, that's my advice.

                    pwned again.

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                    • Paul Markham
                      Too old to care
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 52942

                      #1660
                      I've answered your questions. You want a different answer? Make it up like you do so often.

                      Now answer this. Why do you post these lies?

                      And you stink of piss quite badly.

                      So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

                      Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.

                      I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

                      So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

                      I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

                      So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

                      Don't talk about Eva like that. I know you bought her, but that doesn't mean you own her man. Play fair now.

                      More lies from you Paul! Astounding. But this time calling Eric a liar. Wow. (posted the screen grab to prove that was a lie.)

                      I'm on my knees. I'm desperate. I need your money to pay my bills.

                      HELP ME.

                      CLICK HERE TO BUY MY DRY CUNTED 80's TEENS PICS

                      Adapt = Suck the cock of piracy for 3k whilst making your paid for manwife work in an office to cover your rent on the hut in the cabbage field. (didn't suck cock to get the shoot for $3,000)

                      Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

                      Squirt some more cancer dinner into your belly and come back tomorrow when you aren't so addled.

                      Really, step you your game, son. We've all seen the 'you live in a hovel' bit several times.

                      Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

                      So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

                      I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you. (He's a straw man on this. Repeats the threat and says fuck all to back it up. Not even insinuations. Straight lies some of the time.

                      Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them. (Please cross the line and tell us the all about it. )

                      I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

                      Just stop with the lying Paul. It's tiresome. You've had to beg for help from this community on several occasions. If you keep posting obvious lies, do you think people will help you in the future?

                      It's likely, from what I hear, you will need help again. So I'd cut out the lying, or just reduce it a little.

                      So, your assistant that I heard had to go to the police after you attacked her, is that true?

                      I met someone that knows you very well a couple of weeks ago. The stories are eye opening to say the least. Turns out I was right about why you had to flee the UK so quickly!

                      So Paul, is it true you tried to fuck your assistant and she went to the police?

                      So, here we have a thread where you moan about lying and insinuating, and here you are lying about where I live, lying about knowing Lyndsey and lying about asking him about me pirating his films. And of course insinuating, again, I am a pirate.

                      Hilarious.

                      Paul, you fucked up. It's OK. You resorted to crime to make a living, (Yes I sold unlicensed videos. I'm a big crime boss) that didn't work out so you fled the uk, bought a wife, rent a shack in a cabbage field and force her to go out to work as a secretary, the lowest sort of work a woman can do, because your immigrant benefits can't cover the bills.

                      I understand why you are so angry and bitter. 30 years in the game and you have nothing to show for it. I'd be pissed off too.

                      I guess this is another weekend where she has taken the kid and fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

                      Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak the language and your own family fuck off to get away from you most weekends.

                      Or if you meant the Biggest Liar Living Off Immigrant Hand Outs Whilst Forcing His Wife To Work As A Secretary To Cover The Rent Whilst He Lies About Being Rich, then yes, you win again.



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                      • DamianJ
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 15808

                        #1661
                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                        I've answered your questions. You want a different answer? Make it up like you do so often.
                        Well, you made up a lie that makes no sense. To anyone.

                        Can you explain it?

                        You said:

                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                        We were chatting with our neighbors recently, they suggested I teach 15 to 18 year olds.

                        If you've ever seen 15 to 18 year old Czech girls you will understand why I think it's a bad idea.
                        You claimed it was a joke.

                        When I asked you how that was funny, you explained that the punch line is "I'm so incredibly attractive and charming that they will be chasing me."

                        So, what has "if you've ever seen 15 year old Czech girls" set up have to do with the "They will be chasing me" punchline?

                        The two are entirely unrelated.

                        It seems to me that the set up bit "If you've ever seen 15 year old Czech girls" is commenting on the fact that THEY are attractive. Why if THEY are attractive is the fact that you are not attractive funny?

                        It literally makes no sense.

                        Talk me through the gag.

                        Slowly.

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                        • ReggieDurango
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 4784

                          #1662
                          Jesus Christ Damian. SHUT UP!
                          Last edited by ReggieDurango; 09-03-2012, 05:35 PM. Reason: ENOUGH about Paul and the teaching joke. Drop It!

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                          • johnnyloadproductions
                            Account Shutdown
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 3611

                            #1663
                            Ugh, 15 was 12 years ago for me....

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                            • Paul Markham
                              Too old to care
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 52942

                              #1664
                              Originally posted by ReggieDurango
                              Jesus Christ Damian. SHUT UP!
                              He never will, so I will. Going back to the 60s, before he was born and I was at school, is grasping straws.



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                              • _Richard_
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 30991

                                #1665
                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                He never will, so I will. Going back to the 60s, before he was born and I was at school, is grasping straws.
                                congrats on the thread

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