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You crack me up! However, this does make me think of a funny post someone made on another board about me the other week... so what the heck, I'll share here cause you'll laugh yourself silly too:
"Brad is a good guy. I am the first to call someone a wanker on boards and take great pride in doing so, if there is one person I have utter most respect for it is Brad. I find it funny he just called someone a 'Whiney Prick' I have never heard him swear or lose his temper. It is kind of like Jesus calling someone a cunt. Total shock to me!"
BradPresident at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999
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ADG i got yer message call me in next couple minute if u still hereComment
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outta nicotine that means its bed time....but toss a magic eraser on this and he is ready to go wherever you wanna put him
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Damn, the dude's index finger is as crooked as his dick.
Ewww...looks like he is licking it in that pic...
I always knew he was full of himself, just not in THAT way.
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Yo.. ok..
collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
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bookmarking this one!Danny B
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this is the thread that never ends....Comment
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Christopher Bryan
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This was funnier the second time around. Like any good comedy, there are hidden nuances that can only really be appreciated on a second viewing.Comment
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Soooo Hungry!!
Damn I still want Chinese food!
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This dude has become an overnight celebrity here.
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Hey you haters, you're all just jelious of Donkey, and want to be him, and wear his wardrobe, and hang out with hot chix...
I'm guessing Donkey has shot and appeared in over 100 scenes at "his studio", just in the past 24 hours (well, the studio he sub-rents from the actual studio owner, when the real owner is not using it).
Even though Donkey has shot himself in the dick, he will claim that this thread brought him even more business than ever, because that's what people like Donkey do...
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Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
Godzilla!
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yea it has I got a new client today! and by the way keep it up dick head and you might be getting some letters as well!!!! oh maybe some picketers this time!Hey you haters, you're all just jelious of Donkey, and want to be him, and wear his wardrobe, and hang out with hot chix...
I'm guessing Donkey has shot and appeared in over 100 scenes at "his studio", just in the past 24 hours (well, the studio he sub-rents from the actual studio owner, when the real owner is not using it).
Even though Donkey has shot himself in the dick, he will claim that this thread brought him even more business than ever, because that's what people like Donkey do...
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The latest thread just now from Donny Wrong:
donnylongproductions (06:22 PM) :
hey wanted to let you know unless you call a truse with me by tomorrow and post on the boards that you were in the wrong and ifu have contacted any clients and talked any shit about me i will hold you respondsible! and that includes vice! This is whats going to happen first all the girls you have fucked over will be writing all over gfy! second there will be picketers in front of your house by the end of the week and YOUR PERMITS WILL GET PULLED! your in a residence I am in a commerical building in the heart of porn !!! just like i warned you last time dont fuck with me do yourself a favor and fix whatever your mouth has caused you before you go down!Comment
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I have no dog in this fight. And I am glad.Hey you haters, you're all just jelious of Donkey, and want to be him, and wear his wardrobe, and hang out with hot chix...
I'm guessing Donkey has shot and appeared in over 100 scenes at "his studio", just in the past 24 hours (well, the studio he sub-rents from the actual studio owner, when the real owner is not using it).
Even though Donkey has shot himself in the dick, he will claim that this thread brought him even more business than ever, because that's what people like Donkey do...
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But I am genuinely curious.
What IS that flowing down this gentleman's left trouser leg?
I suspect it is the load he unleashed (Donny Jr?) after reading Brad Mitchell's honest and forthright analysis of this very revealing thread.
Brad's word of wisdom is on page 4 I think, and serves, in itself, as the best piece of business advice anyone could see before posting online in this fashion.
There were literally dozens of times the OP could have redeemed himself on pages 1-2 and emereged unscathed. Sadly, he chose a different tactic.
Businesses have failed miserably for less than this thread, and there truly is something to be learned from it. Even if the subject of the thread seems woefully ill-equipped to learn the lesson himself.
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So does this mean I get a commission check for helping you gain a new client?
Free clue: That was a rhetorical and facetious question, so no need to respond.
I'll try and be serious for a moment...
Donny, I don't know you, and you don't know me. So, why all the hate?!?
The reason I, and many others, have made some fun of you in this and other threads is simply because you made yourself an easy target.
You come in here acting like you are the second coming of God, when the fact is that you really don't have much of a grasp of the internet, or the English language for that matter (as others have pointed out).
Then when people laugh about this, you get all butt hurt, and lash out at a few people such as myself, threatening with bodily harm, attacks on their business, and spreading untrue rumors about them.
I have never maliciously lied about you, unlike your BS, such as that I have ever stalked you or Lana (please...that is so not me).
A few cases in point:
You suggested I was lying, and you tried to indicate that you were never arrested/convicted for abusing a woman, yet you wrote yourself on another board:
You state that you had nothing to do with the letters filled with malicious lies placed in Joe's (AMA Content) neighbors' mail boxes, but then threaten him, and now me, with more of the same kind of dirty tricks.I am going to respond to something else you said.
quoteWould you not be angry if you had been arrested and forced to pay several thousand dollars and community service for a crime that you did not commit?
Since when did innocent people have to perform community service and have to pay "several thousand dollars", presumable in court fees, fines and attorneys' fees? It sounds to me like Mr. Long plead guilty to the charges
This agian is you talking shit that you have no idea about. Let me tell you what happen. Yes to this day I have texts from her, date and time stamped from when I was locked up stating "I am going to tell the cops how I lied and get you out of this" and if you want to see them I will be glad to show them to you. I had to plea of (no) contest and here is why. I had the lieing cunt right there in the court room on my side willing to stand up and tell the judge and a jury how the cops turned her story around and how she did lie. Here id the reson I couldnt fight it. since oj simpson got off things have changed. You can not fight these things. I state said if we fought it they would have a expert witness say statistics say that she was lieing now in court and was not lieing when I got arrested. That is bullshit go read up online about domestic violence and who commit it and who gets blamed!!! The women commit it and the men get charged its fact! So im going to end this by saying to you snowman and anyone else who wants to run there mouth and rumor not fact shut the fuck up!!!
thanks, Donny Long
Then, there you are bragging about the "Long girls" one moment, and calling them all backstabbing whores the next. That doesn't really endear you with anyone, which is why one person captioned a piece about you as, "The Charles Manson of Porn".
And let's not forget "your" studio, that you actually sub-rent from the real studio owner.
Stop with all of the transparent ego driven BS already, and people will like you more.
I know you have people around you that know and like you. Talk to them, and if they are really your friends, they will tell you to lighten up.
As painful as this thread has been to you, it will disappear before long if you let it. Try not to personalize everything so much.
Most business is conducted one-on-one, and not on forums. You have been bruised by some of what has transpired in this thread...and imho, most of it has been self-wrought.
Let it go, and you can possibly reinvent/ressurect yourself in some other thread, or via some other means, such as direct content with prospective clients.
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OMG No More!!
Now instead of chinese I want sea food!
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This is VERY well said. Few people here know any real details of any of these accusations (myself included).
Donny, take this man's advice.
Shrug this off, chuckle over it and behave as though you were joking and fucking around the entire time (though all know different).
It IS in your best interest to take this as a very harsh lesson on history and perception. Both of which can be your deadly enemy.
Play this differently, even at this late stage, and you may have the chance to salvage something from this fuse you laid and lit.
You think for a second these folks don't WANT to make money off of your content or with you? They may claim different, but that is total bullshit. If anyone can make a buck, they will. THAT is what the game is about.
The people on GFY or any forum have memories shorter than your finger (and I have seen that short bitch), and if you play this straight, they won't even remember this down the road.
Your female content on the other hand. . .sorry, no one but you can fix that.
Best wishes,
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Disco Balls, and Platform Shoes
OMG this is so retro, I want to be a cool cat like Donkey Cong, o wait it's Donny Long, my bad....hehehehe
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