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garce · 08-31-2012, 05:36 PM

I used to get "lickins" all the time. Hence these posts...

Fuck... I remember having my Fisher Price See and Say, walking into my Uncle's bedroom, and YANKING on that string.

The cow goes "Moo"
The dog goes "Bark"
The rooster goes "Cock-a-doodle-DOOOOOO!"
The sheep goes "Baaaah!"
The Uncle goes "I'm gonna ram that fucking thing up your ass if you don't fuck off and shut up RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

He never rammed my See and Say up my ass, but he DID smash it over his knee and throw it in the garbage. Fucking bastard.

08-31-2012, 05:36 PM
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I used to get "lickins" all the time. Hence these posts... Fuck... I remember having my Fisher Price See and Say, walking into my Uncle's bedroom, and YANKING on that string. The cow goes "Moo" The dog goes "Bark" The rooster goes "Cock-a-doodle-DOOOOOO!" The sheep goes "Baaaah!" The Uncle goes "I'm gonna ram that fucking thing up your ass if you don't fuck off and shut up RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" He never rammed my See and Say up my ass, but he DID smash it over his knee and throw it in the garbage. Fucking bastard. Last edited by garce; 08-31-2012 at 05:44 PM..