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Old 08-30-2012, 01:17 PM  
garce
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You dont buy games, because you dont play games, and then you like DO see a game, and wanna buy it, but it has loads of bad reviews about bugs, and shit, and stuff, and so you think FUCK GAME!

But you still wanna buy it, but know your gonna be disappointed?
Ooo. Ok.

Hi! I'm Tiffany! I was like "OMG!!! xxxoooxxx! Did you see this game?!?!!??? I don't play games RFLCPTR!!!! but I swear this was so cool! It was like bad reviews for it but it was so cute I made daddy pay for it and IT FUCKING ROXXX!

Then that Tiffany bitch - from you know from teh Catholic school? She rules she SAID she RULEZ on that game to Shiloh, who is good friends with Tallon, you know? So, like, you know, he told me about this insanatic gaem shit and I was like OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO RIP THAT CUNT'S HEART OUT WITH A RUSTY PIECE OF STEEL AND EAT HER SPLEEN WHILE A BIG GAY BEAR FUCKS HER MOUTH LIVE ON TLC AND CALLS HER DADDY BITCH!

Godds news, though! lol I was one xbox live and I totally killed that cunt in the RANKINZ!! Then her boyfriend, you know Timmay? He said I had a nice pair of tits and soooo he thought I was sooo super-duper coll cause I rocked that cunt right out of her gameso I sucked his cock in the McDonald's washroom. He tasted like guilt and ignorance....
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