Romney hailed as regular guy by woman with horse in the olympics

Wait a sec i cant stand Romney but i did not hear her say this last night...

?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?

whats funny is a bunch of barely making it "webmasters" sitting in front of their computers making peanuts disparaging a guy who worked and accomplished more than you ever will.

TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)?On the opening night of the 2012 Republican National Convention, the Presidential nominee Mitt Romney received fulsome praise for being a ?regular, down-to-earth guy? from his wife, Ann, whose dressage horse, Rafalca, competed in the London Olympics.
?Mitt has never let his success go to his head,? Mrs. Romney said. ?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?
Mrs. Romney adopted an intimate tone as she attempted to describe ?the Mitt only I know.?
?Every now and then, Mitt will give me this devilish smile of his, and I know that can only mean one thing,? she said, flushing slightly. ?He just fired someone.?
In a small flub that many delegates found endearing, Mrs. Romney said, ?Mitt Romney is like you or me?he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Oh, wait. He has a fellow who does that for him. My bad.?
But the nominee?s wife brought the convention audience to its feet with her closing endorsement of her husband: ?I promise you that if you elect Mitt President of the United States, he will never give less than thirteen per cent.?


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whats funny is a bunch of barely making it "webmasters" sitting in front of their computers making peanuts disparaging a guy who worked and accomplished more than you ever will.

There was a CNN interview at the RNC this morning, with some pretty little rich girl. She was trying to convince us that not everyone brought up with privilege is just given everything. They have to "work for it" just like everyone else.

Who the fuck really believes that bullshit? You're rich and come from a gene pool with perfect looks. Don't even try to act like your life would be the same if you grew up in a trailer park and had buckteeth.

the horse that the US tax payers paid for... he took a $70,000 tax deduction for that animal... Romney is a criminal tax avoider that should face charges

Yup. And if he's not a tax cheat, LET HIM FUCKING PROVE IT! Obama released his tax returns, and it's well past time Mitt did the same. WE THE PEOPLE are entitled to know. He's applying to US for a JOB!!

"We've give all you people need to know" -- Ann, Mitt's cunty wife, on Mitt's tax returns.