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  • DamianJ
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    • Jul 2006
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    Romney hailed as regular guy by woman with horse in the olympics

    TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)?On the opening night of the 2012 Republican National Convention, the Presidential nominee Mitt Romney received fulsome praise for being a ?regular, down-to-earth guy? from his wife, Ann, whose dressage horse, Rafalca, competed in the London Olympics.
    ?Mitt has never let his success go to his head,? Mrs. Romney said. ?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?
    Mrs. Romney adopted an intimate tone as she attempted to describe ?the Mitt only I know.?
    ?Every now and then, Mitt will give me this devilish smile of his, and I know that can only mean one thing,? she said, flushing slightly. ?He just fired someone.?
    In a small flub that many delegates found endearing, Mrs. Romney said, ?Mitt Romney is like you or me?he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Oh, wait. He has a fellow who does that for him. My bad.?
    But the nominee?s wife brought the convention audience to its feet with her closing endorsement of her husband: ?I promise you that if you elect Mitt President of the United States, he will never give less than thirteen per cent.?


    Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blog...#ixzz24wuyCyzq
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    • notjoe
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      • May 2002
      • 5599
      #2
      I thought she was supposed to be helping his cause?

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        • Wizzo
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          #3
          In her defense, it was just the London Olympics.
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            • adendreams
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              #4
              the horse that the US tax payers paid for... he took a $70,000 tax deduction for that animal... Romney is a criminal tax avoider that should face charges
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                • notjoe
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                  • May 2002
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by Wizzo
                  In her defense, it was just the London Olympics.
                  I know, and the fact he gets off on firing people isn't a big deal either...As for pinning a gay kid and cutting his hair,it is just good old fashioned playfulness...some might call it bullying but what do they know.

                  Romney for president!

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                    • Barry-xlovecam
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 18083
                      #6
                      The real question is: will Romney get a million dollar offer from the porn moguls before or after he loses?

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                        • Rochard
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                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          Mitt is a regular down to earth guy... Who paid more money for the elevator for his garage in his beach house than I five years.
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                            • TampaToker
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                              • May 2006
                              • 5828
                              #8
                              Wait a sec i cant stand Romney but i did not hear her say this last night...

                              ?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?
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                                • pornguy
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                                  Thats funny.
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                                    • notjoe
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                                      • May 2002
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                                      #10
                                      What is with all the hate? Can't a regular guy have a horse in the Olympics? Enjoy firing people? Forcefully confine a gay person and chop his hair off?

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                                        • baddog
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                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089
                                          #11
                                          You guys believe everything you read on the Internet? At least you can tell who is watching and who is not.

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                                            • bronco67
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                                              • Dec 2006
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                                              #12
                                              There was a CNN interview at the RNC this morning, with some pretty little rich girl. She was trying to convince us that not everyone brought up with privilege is just given everything. They have to "work for it" just like everyone else.

                                              Who the fuck really believes that bullshit? You're rich and come from a gene pool with perfect looks. Don't even try to act like your life would be the same if you grew up in a trailer park and had buckteeth.

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                                                • 12clicks
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                                                  • Jan 2001
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by adendreams
                                                  the horse that the US tax payers paid for... he took a $70,000 tax deduction for that animal... Romney is a criminal tax avoider that should face charges
                                                  amazing the idiocy in this business.
                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                    • 12clicks
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 19813
                                                      #14
                                                      whats funny is a bunch of barely making it "webmasters" sitting in front of their computers making peanuts disparaging a guy who worked and accomplished more than you ever will.
                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                        • DTK
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 4546
                                                          #15
                                                          Mr & Mrs Romney also love shopping at Costco. They said it, so it must be true. Or something...

                                                          Best part of this particular tale is that Costco's CEO is a big Dem supporter.
                                                          Last edited by DTK; 08-29-2012, 09:17 AM.
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                                                            • DamianJ
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                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 15808
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by TampaToker
                                                              Wait a sec i cant stand Romney but i did not hear her say this last night...

                                                              ?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?

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                                                                  • Jul 2006
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                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • xNetworx
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                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 14445
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                      whats funny is a bunch of barely making it "webmasters" sitting in front of their computers making peanuts disparaging a guy who worked and accomplished more than you ever will.
                                                                      Some people think Hitler accomplished a lot. Just sayin'

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                                                                        • GrantMercury
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                                                                          • Jul 2012
                                                                          • 1626
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                          TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)?On the opening night of the 2012 Republican National Convention, the Presidential nominee Mitt Romney received fulsome praise for being a ?regular, down-to-earth guy? from his wife, Ann, whose dressage horse, Rafalca, competed in the London Olympics.
                                                                          ?Mitt has never let his success go to his head,? Mrs. Romney said. ?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?
                                                                          Mrs. Romney adopted an intimate tone as she attempted to describe ?the Mitt only I know.?
                                                                          ?Every now and then, Mitt will give me this devilish smile of his, and I know that can only mean one thing,? she said, flushing slightly. ?He just fired someone.?
                                                                          In a small flub that many delegates found endearing, Mrs. Romney said, ?Mitt Romney is like you or me?he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Oh, wait. He has a fellow who does that for him. My bad.?
                                                                          But the nominee?s wife brought the convention audience to its feet with her closing endorsement of her husband: ?I promise you that if you elect Mitt President of the United States, he will never give less than thirteen per cent.?


                                                                          Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blog...#ixzz24wuyCyzq
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                                                                            • GrantMercury
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                              whats funny is a bunch of barely making it "webmasters" sitting in front of their computers making peanuts disparaging a guy who worked and accomplished more than you ever will.
                                                                              I'm guessing most of these webmasters weren't born millionaires. Mitt was.

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                                                                                • Tom_PM
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                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 16443
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  He's a slutty cockholster.

                                                                                  Oops, jewel encrusted golden robots are here to teach me about respecting my "betters".
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                                                                                    • GrantMercury
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                                                                                      • Jul 2012
                                                                                      • 1626
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                      There was a CNN interview at the RNC this morning, with some pretty little rich girl. She was trying to convince us that not everyone brought up with privilege is just given everything. They have to "work for it" just like everyone else.

                                                                                      Who the fuck really believes that bullshit? You're rich and come from a gene pool with perfect looks. Don't even try to act like your life would be the same if you grew up in a trailer park and had buckteeth.
                                                                                      Right. But they often really ARE clueless about it. Many people who have had extraordinarily fortunate beginnings really do think they have only their efforts to credit for all they have.

                                                                                      Not all, of course. Obviously everyone is different.
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                                                                                        • GrantMercury
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by adendreams
                                                                                          the horse that the US tax payers paid for... he took a $70,000 tax deduction for that animal... Romney is a criminal tax avoider that should face charges
                                                                                          Yup. And if he's not a tax cheat, LET HIM FUCKING PROVE IT! Obama released his tax returns, and it's well past time Mitt did the same. WE THE PEOPLE are entitled to know. He's applying to US for a JOB!!

                                                                                          "We've give all you people need to know" -- Ann, Mitt's cunty wife, on Mitt's tax returns.


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                                                                                            • Tom_PM
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                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 16443
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              He lied on his taxes that he refused to release before being elected to his only other political office. Turned out he wasn't even eligible.

                                                                                              http://www.pensitoreview.com/2012/08...nors-race-too/

                                                                                              Let the messenger killing commence.
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                                                                                                • TampaToker
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                                                                                                  • May 2006
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                                                  yeah yeah joke is on me
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                                                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                      • 67373
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by GrantMercury
                                                                                                      Yup. And if he's not a tax cheat, LET HIM FUCKING PROVE IT! Obama released his tax returns, and it's well past time Mitt did the same. WE THE PEOPLE are entitled to know. He's applying to US for a JOB!!

                                                                                                      "We've give all you people need to know" -- Ann, Mitt's cunty wife, on Mitt's tax returns.


                                                                                                      only fair, probably a nice horse and if the IRS lets him get away with it, then who's business is it anyways ?

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