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  • Evil E
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 3201

    #1

    Don't kiss me in a fucking club

    As I was riding with my boy tonight, I told him... I try not to kiss girls in club because most of the times(happened to me at least 50 times), when I kiss them I don't bang them...

    And tonight, I kissed a fucking girl and didn't bang her...


    Anyways, I'm just reminding you if you see me in a party and want to hook up with me, you better fuck me if you kiss me... because I'll be pissed.


    A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

    So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.
  • lazycash
    Troll Patrol
    • Aug 2002
    • 15214

    #2
    Originally posted by knew
    As I was riding my boy tonight, I told him... I try not to kiss in club because most of the times(happened to me at least 50 times), when I kiss him I don't bang him...

    And tonight, I kissed a fucking guy and didn't bang him...


    Anyways, I'm just reminding you if you see me in a party and want to hook up with me, you better fuck me if you kiss me... because I'll be pissed.
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    • Evil E
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2005
      • 3201

      #3
      LOL that was a good one lazycash


      A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

      So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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      • smutnut
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2007
        • 5889

        #4
        Are these girls who do you without kissing prostitutes? Cause that's the way to go? They're strickly business ladies

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        • budz
          Disruptive Innovator
          • Sep 2003
          • 4230

          #5
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          • Barefootsies
            Choice is an Illusion
            • Feb 2005
            • 42635

            #6
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            • After Shock Media
              It's coming look busy
              • Mar 2001
              • 35299

              #7
              Kissing a random club skank better only be done when doing body shots or where high octane alcohol is on her lips. Seriously if she is kissing you on the dance floor you know damn well she has kissed just about every other mono carrying slut in the place and good odds she has also blown a guy or two for a drink or a line of blow.

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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                Originally posted by smutnut
                Are these girls who do you without kissing prostitutes? Cause that's the way to go? They're strickly business ladies
                You simply don't kiss a girl you want to bring back inside the club... that just won't work in most cases.

                You have to stay somewhat neutral, if you kiss her inside the club, her friends will be pissed that she's getting some and that they aren't getting any, and they will cockblock you like there is no tomorrow.
                Originally posted by rayadp05
                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • who
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 19593

                  #9
                  The people on this board are getting more retarded every day.

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                  • Doctor Dre
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 51692

                    #10
                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                    Kissing a random club skank better only be done when doing body shots or where high octane alcohol is on her lips. Seriously if she is kissing you on the dance floor you know damn well she has kissed just about every other mono carrying slut in the place and good odds she has also blown a guy or two for a drink or a line of blow.
                    Beeing in clubs a couple nights a week, I've got to agree with that.
                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                    • Doctor Dre
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 51692

                      #11
                      Originally posted by who
                      The people on this board are getting more retarded every day.
                      What is retarded about this thread ?

                      I used to think all theses people giving women advice that makes no sence were bullshitting... but it's simply that woman are illogical. Kissing her also means you'd give her the goods, they prolly want a little challenge too.
                      Last edited by Doctor Dre; 11-25-2007, 04:10 AM.
                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                      • Casa Nova
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 2867

                        #12
                        Club girls are all useless. . The real freaks are in the sex section of your local chapters. Chapters has gotten me more pussy then I can count, you'd be surprised.

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                        • Doctor Dre
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 51692

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Casa Nova
                          Club girls are all useless. . The real freaks are in the sex section of your local chapters. Chapters has gotten me more pussy then I can count, you'd be surprised.
                          Got to agree with that, most organised crime does... but most of theses girls are fucked in the head and on a serious powertrip.
                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                          • thonglife
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 1566

                            #14

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                            • Evil E
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 3201

                              #15
                              I agree with you Dr Dre. That's why I had a plan to stop doing that and bait them without giving the goods because if not, like you said... you give up too easily and also her friends will be doing a CB. Anyways I did not follow it since I was just partying. Had fun.... but you know.



                              A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                              So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                              • stev0
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 6801

                                #16
                                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                Kissing a random club skank better only be done when doing body shots or where high octane alcohol is on her lips. Seriously if she is kissing you on the dance floor you know damn well she has kissed just about every other mono carrying slut in the place and good odds she has also blown a guy or two for a drink or a line of blow.
                                So true...

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                                • Telly
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 334

                                  #17
                                  maybe you arent a good kisser? Reminds me of a guy who's girlfriends kept turning lez after fucking him

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                                  • Evil E
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2005
                                    • 3201

                                    #18
                                    maybe


                                    A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                    So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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