and my right hand has a crazy muscle spasm i beat it too hard


Just had the best SEX of my life.........
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If you want to have even better sex.
Poke a quarter sized hole into either a cantaloupe, muskmelon, or honeydew. Then put it in the microwave for about 1 minute. Proceed to peel away an extra half inch of the skin around the hole cause that kind of hurts.
No lube needed, just rest between two pillows and pump away, or lay back in your office chair recline and bounce it up and down. You will never miss a real women again ever.
Not to mention your dick with get extra moisturizer and it will smell very fruity.Comment
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and afterwards you can have a nice fruit snack. lolIf you want to have even better sex.
Poke a quarter sized hole into either a cantaloupe, muskmelon, or honeydew. Then put it in the microwave for about 1 minute. Proceed to peel away an extra half inch of the skin around the hole cause that kind of hurts.
No lube needed, just rest between two pillows and pump away, or lay back in your office chair recline and bounce it up and down. You will never miss a real women again ever.
Not to mention your dick with get extra moisturizer and it will smell very fruity.Comment
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You spend to much time on YouTube!If you want to have even better sex.
Poke a quarter sized hole into either a cantaloupe, muskmelon, or honeydew. Then put it in the microwave for about 1 minute. Proceed to peel away an extra half inch of the skin around the hole cause that kind of hurts.
No lube needed, just rest between two pillows and pump away, or lay back in your office chair recline and bounce it up and down. You will never miss a real women again ever.
Not to mention your dick with get extra moisturizer and it will smell very fruity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_HP...eature=related.
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