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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937
    #1

    Black Friday's Joke

    A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
    "I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."

    "Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.

    "I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."

    "Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.

    "Teacher, teacher! I got one!"

    "Go ahead, Billy."

    "My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."
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    • escorpio
      doesn't fuck around.
      • Oct 2002
      • 23485
      #2
      A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand.
      "My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!"
      The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'."
      "Rectum? It fucking killed him!"
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        • tony299
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          • Aug 2002
          • 57021
          #3
          Very funny. lol

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            • Shagbunny
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              • Oct 2007
              • 3028
              #4

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                • pornguy
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62910
                  #5
                  Ha. Liked them both.
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                    • Scott McD
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792
                      #6
                      Hehe, keep them coming !!


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                        • TG Rebecca
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 2450
                          #7
                          nice! i love jokes that have a play on words.

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                            • BerdoR
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 352
                              #8
                              Originally posted by escorpio
                              A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand.
                              "My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!"
                              The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'."
                              "Rectum? It fucking killed him!"
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                                • gornyhuy
                                  Chafed.
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 18041
                                  #9
                                  I love how its always "billy"

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                                    • Loryn
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 12853
                                      #10
                                      Both rocked.
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                                        • sniperwolf
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                                          • Mar 2005
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                                          #11
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                                            • carol.prime
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                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 6960
                                              #12
                                              lol!! thanks for the friday laughs.
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                                                • D
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                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                  • 7412
                                                  #13
                                                  Little Billy rocks.
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                                                    • Violetta
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 28735
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                      I love how its always "billy"
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                                                        • shekinah
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                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 8452
                                                          #15
                                                          Billy is so popular!

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