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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    I about shit my pants.

    I was on my bike coming home from my son's place. I was in an unfamiliar neighborhood and was stopped at a red light trying to figure out which freeway on ramp I should take to get home.

    All of a sudden the loudest damn horn ever started blaring. I looked in my rearview mirror expecting to see a semi bearing down on me.

    Nothing.

    I swung my head around to my left.

    Nothing.

    The horn blared again, only louder and obviously closer. I was literally freaking out. I swung my head to the right and nothing was there.

    WTF!!

    The horn blared again and I then noticed the familiar sound of a train.

    Damn train tracks ran above the road slightly behind me. In the darkness I didn't notice them.

    I will admit, I was slightly shaken for a few seconds.
  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2
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    • Damian_Maxcash
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2002
      • 12745

      #3
      Originally posted by BradM
      I would need them just to get on a bike - dont know why but they scare the crap out of me....

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      • Nasty-Ass
        I suck cock for a living!
        • Sep 2006
        • 179

        #4
        I doubt you know the difference from right or left side, but I do believe that you are one Ignorant Asshole.
        oinkydoinker

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        • CyberHustler
          Masterbaiter
          • Feb 2006
          • 28827

          #5
          Fuckin' old people can never control their bowels...
          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler
            Fuckin' old people can never control their bowels...
            Fucking kids can't read.

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            • CunningStunt
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 5594

              #7
              You still ride a bicycle?

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              • sortie
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2007
                • 7771

                #8
                Originally posted by CunningStunt
                You still ride a bicycle?
                What????????????????????????????????????????????

                I need to BUY a bicycle. The older you get the more you need to ride one!

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                • Hail To Deez Nuts
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 166

                  #9
                  At your age, shouldn't you be wearing a diaper anyway?

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                  • iSMOKE
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1028

                    #10
                    baddog the bounty hunter

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                    • GAMEFINEST
                      Make STACK$
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 14472

                      #11
                      loll ..at the bowel
                      Compound interest.

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                      • munki
                        Do Fun Shit.
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 13393

                        #12
                        Shit, I would've prolly dumped my bike knowing how jumpy I am...

                        My dad's given my years of truck horror stories... I'd rather play safe than sorry If I heard a big air horn bearing down on me...

                        “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16502

                          #13
                          looool @ the responses

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                          • will76
                            Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                            • May 2003
                            • 18037

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            I about shit my pants.


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                            • will76
                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                              • May 2003
                              • 18037

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CunningStunt
                              You still ride a bicycle?


                              Yeah I heard its a 4 wheeler


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                              • tony299
                                lurker
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 57021

                                #16
                                glad your ok

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                                • FuqALot
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 3817

                                  #17

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                                  • Shagbunny
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2007
                                    • 3028

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BradM

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                                    • DBS.US
                                      Geo Cities
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 11842

                                      #19
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                                      • Barefootsies
                                        Choice is an Illusion
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 42635

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                        Should You Email Your Members?

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                                        • carol.prime
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                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 6960

                                          #21
                                          glad you're ok now baddog. ;)
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                                          • nico-t
                                            emperor of my world
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 29901

                                            #22
                                            this thread turned out funny as fuck

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                                            • tranza
                                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 57559

                                              #23
                                              Ouch, that can't be good..
                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                              • The Duck
                                                Adult Content Provider
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 18243

                                                #24
                                                It's the age.
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                                                • minusonebit
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 7391

                                                  #25
                                                  You should have just stayed on the tracks.

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                                                  • baddog
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 107089

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by minusonebit
                                                    You should have just stayed on the tracks.
                                                    Reading comprehension isn't one of your strengths, is it?

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                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 38323

                                                      #27


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                                                      • Fizzgig
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 9649

                                                        #28
                                                        Heh, nice story :D Beats my busted ketchup bottle story...
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