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  • fluffygrrl
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2006
    • 2187

    #1

    Webair rep in the house ?

    I'm thinking of getting a server. Here's the requisites :

    Must have mysql. Should be able to do 10-100k queries an hour without hicups. Hicups are queries that take a second to complete sort of thing.

    Must have php.

    Must be able to regularly serve 100k hits an hour. Must be able to handle occasional bursts. The higher it can handle them, the better.

    Must not, under any circumstances, suspend websites without having first talked with the webmaster (wherein talking is defined as having exchanged communication, as opposed to other things, like say announcing) and given said webmaster time to update his name servers. This time doesn't have to be more than six or twelve hours, but it has to be there.

    Now, if you think you can fit that bill, let's see if we can get you a sale.
  • GrouchyAdmin
    Now choke yourself!
    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    must respond to the name "spot" and have a purple striped mane. The tail may be fluffy, or straight, but may not be bare. Two paws and two hooves are acceptable, but I prefer four paws, because they're cuter.

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    • fluffygrrl
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2006
      • 2187

      #3
      No wonder we can't afford you. Just the meds....

      :D

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      • TidalWave
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2007
        • 2706

        #4
        You're probably looking for a dedicated server to get the most satisfaction out of the experience
        www.SwiftNode.com

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        • fluffygrrl
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2006
          • 2187

          #5
          Yes, well, obviously buying an entire datacenter would give me the MOST satisfaction out of the experience. Altho... buying the town that datacenter is adjacent to would give me even more satisfaction...

          But like any normal shopper, I'll take the cheapest thing that fits the bill.

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          • Pornwolf
            Drunk and Unruly
            • Jan 2002
            • 22712

            #6
            It's early morning on a major holiday here in the USA so sales guys probably won't be around until later...

            but support definitely is online.
            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

            Webair, bitches.

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            • fluffygrrl
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2006
              • 2187

              #7
              Sokay, it's no emergency.

              O today's thanksgiving innit ? Hehe happy thanksgiving ye people from across the pond.

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              • directfiesta
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 30169

                #8
                don't they have online ordering ????








                I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                • Zuzana Designs
                  All Your Design Needs
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 20901

                  #9
                  I belive you can hit up te 24 hour help on there site and they can help you out ... or you could try http://www.webair.com/form_sale.htm and I'm sure they will point you in the right direction..

                  Website Design - Consulting - Development
                  sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                  • webair
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 8531

                    #10
                    fluffygrrl,

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                    write to me directly I'll get you going asap =))
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                    • fris
                      I have to go potty
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 55785

                      #11
                      fluffy, save time and give phatservers a try, you will be thankful in the long run
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                      • fluffygrrl
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2006
                        • 2187

                        #12
                        Hey mike, hitting you up. Fris, shared hosting starting from 150$ a month ? What the heck ? You should be able to get dedicated for that sort of dough ?

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                        • Hotrocket
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2004
                          • 1327

                          #13
                          Originally posted by webair
                          In celebration of our new acquisition we are offering HIGHLY DISCOUNTED RATES on all of our NEW Dedicated Server Plans!
                          Now for a LIMITED TIME TAKE $100 OFF MONTHLY of ANY of our Dedicated Hosting Plans! All setups waived as well!

                          Just want to clarify...is that $100 off every month?

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