Did you have sex or rub one out at the Playboy Mansion last Friday night?

The thought of some horny webmasters hiding in a corner by a bird cage wacking off is just too disturbing for me.

IS NOT, you're just saying that!!!

xoxo
Leslie

Monkeys are own all your playboy sexxings...

just cause I came in your hair leslie doesn't mean you have to tell everyone about it.


and you all wondered why her hair smells so good ....................

Fuck

I would be walking around with a hardon if i went

with all those hot woman around wearing just about nothing

































































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Those ladies from Naughty America are hot from the pics I saw

I wondered why 12Clicks was smiling all night ?

What I want to know is, who took all the illicit upskirt shots w the cell phone.


??

they are even more becoming in person.....

I was on my best behavior.

Just waiting for your halo to slip. haha

no good stories to tell from me either

He sure did!! a HOT man
i got it in on film

Did you say FILM?

I want first dibs at distribution!

How are you pretty girl?

xoxo
Leslie

Distribution rights are all yours babe!!

Should I post one of my preffered sex stories?

you lucky bastard!!!!

I also know of these things. Went for some long walks in the woods...

The real question is, did YOU get down at the mansion?

great question bro.

and yeah Leslie, we would like to know!

Speaking of monkeys...

I found one of her shoes in a tree.


you figure it out.

next to your shoes?

Next time I go I will definitely bring my wife and have stories to tell about what location we chose to have fun, hell - Im sure she would find a girl to join. Yet without her - I would never do anything

wish i can say the same thing.....

oooooo Leslie!!! stirring up trouble are yu??? I'm glad you are the one that asked!! soooo where are all the stories???

worst sexual experience ever

Some people as Laurel or YNOTBob for example already know this one, people who know me can confirm it's a true story and I promised I will post one here.

Haven't been to Mansion but.. if you need a break in the day - you sure want to go for this one..

Worst sexual experience ever

Last year's August I found an advert in a local online "adult dating" site saying something like "Married Young lady is looking for an intimate friend who would support her financially".

I was a bit sideways on saturday evening so I replied there and to five others. I don't mind to spare a few bucks for some fun, well if you work with tens of girls everyday you need to get some relax. This one was actually the only one I got reply from, asking me for a meeting so I scheduled that for friday evening.

I went into a glamour cafe in the centre beeing dramatically elegant and brought some contract with to review to look inteligent and to use the time I was waiting there (I didn't expect she would actually come..).

After some 20 minutes of delay here she was, beeing about 5'8 tall blonde, healthy and not too skinny, with cute breast and natural make up, all dressed in black and making a completely different impression than I expected. The first step I did was to relieve her what I do for a living, I have managed to describe it to her in such glamorous and exciting way that i had a hard time to stay cool as she stated my fav quote later on - "Oh how I admire when someone really does his work because he loves it.."

Not only she didn't looked that bad, but she also showed some sense of humour and even style, so we went into a local jazz club to drink some red wine and to get known each other..
After the midnight I suddenly said yes when she asked for an intimate meeting scheduled on last thursday (for some cash as well, well when women need help, here I am).

...

Ok so there its thursday and the only problem is "where", I haven't had an appartnent on my own and lived with a roommate who never respected basic hygienic rules so there would be hardly a spicy discretion and her place would be a bit risky. So the decision was to use a "hour hotel" that "her good friend knows".

So we meet at this rainy evening (after a few weeks of tropical heat), find the old house and the adress. I am paying in advance for the room, getting to the first floor every door have the most monstrous sound isolation I ever seen.. Getting the no. 12 room, nevertheless I hear some nasty slamming behind the door no.11.

What I found was bit better than I expected, I was scared to find there some crap pink decorations or stuff like this, apart from the red curtains and a couple of condoms on the night table it looked surprisingly common-like and the bar there wasn't bad at all. All the fun in the room besides the girl was a portable CD player without any CD's to play so I decided for the radio, that also didn't worked apart from the AM band that ussually plays a mix of political comments, minors magazines and classical music...

To cope with the situation right I don't hesitate and start a bottle of red wine, talking some crap and she is even lookin amused, compliments to her boots were so strong that she left them on the whole evening. Around this time I also started to believe that she really does this for the first time, although she could be only a very good actress. What I also started to believe was that she has also problems of a different kind because she was leaving quite often for the toilet that didn't had that perfect sound isolation and the horrible sounds as well as the regular shower didn't really turned me on.

Nevertheless, it still wasn..t enough to spoil my curiosity and sense of adventure, I stayed cool like nothing happens and decided to move forward. As I wanted to really make an impression I have started with some of my famous cuddling practiques as well as massage, as she started to look excited I left for a shower.

Ok, coming out of the shower trying to look and behave like Richard Gere, trying to forget the toilet roar, trying to do something with her, here we are - a scene like from Hollywood - the new Rudolph Valentino on stage and just as we start to enjoy ourselves there is a message on her phone, but what's worse she has to read that and her old guy is looking for her .. I have to listen to some non sense bullshit concerns and we are again at the start.

The second attempt, let's try to make her really excited with the famous oral tricks of mine but damn she is not that trimmed as I would like - I feel like in an 80's porn movie and a nasty hair almost chokes me although I am trying to look like nothing happened and when caughing state that "there is a draught"

The third attempt, after a while she looks far from home again but it gives me a hard time to explain to her that its more than 2 positions in sex and I am starting to have a bad feeling that she REALLY does this for the first time outside home, after I go through a semicastration when she gets a bit wild and times and moves it badly, we are again at the start.

The fourth attempt - ok let's make it simple, let's do it as in National Geographic, here we go I am trying to finish that in style but then the radio starts the regular christian magazine, four citates from the bible and I am jumping over to tune it out and we are again at the start.

I realized that not only she probably does this first time outside home but also I am enjoying the worst sex of my life since my own ever first time. It's more than two hours since we started and I am exhausted and upset although I still try to look cool like she is simply the best and stating some crap phrases like "she is tired and should be going so her old man doesn't get mad" "It's always hard for the first time" and that I will order her a cab. I even gave her some money because what I came through was really unforgetable. The morning after feeling like I had ran a marathon, legs and ass burning from the desperate effort.

Thought like she must feel some complex, got told off by the jealous old man and will never hear about her again, but four days ago I received a mail that "it was fantastic and we have to meet again" !

whoa - thats a novel!!

Didn't I state on my Ambush Interview that my hair conditioner contained Horse's semen? Maybe I should've said every once in a while there are no horsies available and they use JackASS!

Fucking Scott, you're lucky I love you to death my lil one.

xoxo
Leslie

Yeah, life is the best writer..

oh, there's so many directions to go with this................

lol

No, couldn't fit my penis in the panties I was wearing. I did get to smack someone's ass tho!!! First time I ever caught Leslie Sharp offguard!!!

Don't believe the hype I heard she's a tease

What would "Your Monkey" say?

I have a sore ass, no more mastah? LOL!

xoxo
Leslie

this australian was very well behaved.

OH GIRL!

You caught me off guard indeed and got to grope that ass

You looked so adorable in your sexy little outfit!!! Very HOT!

See you soon!

xoxo
Leslie

OH MY GOD!!!

What a trooper you are! I can't believe you held in there after a bathroom concerto , 80's fro between the legs , psycho ex , and bad pumping , JESUS! Does that make you a masochist or WHAT

Please tell me she at least gave you a blowjob , that you didn't have to go home and jerk off after all that effort!

I love these little emoticons! They gave a visual to every emotion I was trying to convey!

Thank you for living up to your promise and posting a great story.

However, I think you should take it a step further and do everyone reading this thread a PSA (Public Service Announcement) and share what service you met her on and what her handle is to make sure none of our friends have to endure the same experience!

xoxoxoxoxoxo
Leslie

Let me answer between the lines:

Hahahahahhaha

Ok yeah something along those lines

ahahahaha...poor Carlos!! horrible experiencea nd i"m sorry you had to endure that!

Sweet Lil' Odie!

How are you girl. I've missed you!

How is your handsome devil?

When do I get to see you again?????

Can you believe how discreet this crowd has turned out? I'm sure all of them were out there getting their freak on and just not telling!!!

xoxoxoxoxo
Leslie

Maybe what YnotBob says it's true - lots of nudity but no sex at the shows?

I have to admit, from the shows I have been at - my success ratio is about 18 pct. ..

Hey Tough Guy!

So tell us about the 5 other visits!!!

Are you in love with Sunday girl?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

xoxo
Leslie

BABY UNCLE MOE!!!!

Are you kidding me? Hell NO! LOL!!!

With my luck, if I'd decided to be naughty we would've accidentally tripped some loud syrens, a blinding spot light gone on, and security camera footage ended up on GFY!

So noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I was on my best behavior

I saw you getting down with some of the chickies, did you get yourself a little sum sum Uncle Moe?

xoxo
Leslie

So still noone "is coming out of the closet" and/or spills the beans?

I'd have a story but that happened at the VIP after party so I can't post that here (phew!)

POST, don't make me start another thread!!!

xoxo
Leslie

I just saw this and it made me laugh again....

some might have done both