Why do most MILFs' pussies like a roast beef sandwhich that was stepped on?

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    Why do most MILFs' pussies like a roast beef sandwhich that was stepped on?

    Can someone please explain this to me?

    they need to do some yoga.
  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67369

    #2
    and what's wrong with a roastbeef sammich ?

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    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43074

      #3
      Milf's have to be moms. Moms have pushed 5-10lb babies out of that hole. Sometimes the even rip and need to be stitched. Just a common sense guess, but I bet I'm not far off.

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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        Originally posted by candyflip
        Milf's have to be moms. Moms have pushed 5-10lb babies out of that hole. Sometimes the even rip and need to be stitched. Just a common sense guess, but I bet I'm not far off.
        my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point.

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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point.
          I know which one you mean. It was like roast chicken, definitely not roast beef.

          Roast chicken pussy is the best.
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          • MetaMan
            I AM WEB 2.0
            • Jan 2003
            • 28682

            #6
            Originally posted by CDSmith
            I know which one you mean. It was like roast chicken, definitely not roast beef.

            Roast chicken pussy is the best.
            the pussy is the hole above the asshole CDLisp.

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            • pornask
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2006
              • 6518

              #7
              You like "dead fish" type of pussy?

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              • alby_persignup
                Confirmed User
                • May 2007
                • 3119

                #8
                Originally posted by pornask
                You like "dead fish" type of pussy?
                dead fish smell like garbage! damn
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                • JP-pornshooter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4007

                  #9
                  i have a notion that pussylips are like ears and noses, they never stop growing..clits too. many milfs have engorged clits but not often seen on younger models..
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                  • Shagbunny
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 3028

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                    Can someone please explain this to me?

                    they need to do some yoga.
                    so yoga shrinks the sammich?

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Like you have ever seen a pussy besides a photograph.

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                      • MetaMan
                        I AM WEB 2.0
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 28682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by baddog
                        Like you have ever seen a pussy besides a photograph.
                        i def. do see alot of photographs of pussys on GFY:

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                        • CC
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 1690

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                          my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point.
                          That doesn't mean she is the norm...

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                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                            • Feb 2004
                            • 18975

                            #14
                            If you had pumped out a few kids, what do you think you would look like?
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                            • Mediachick
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                              • May 2006
                              • 897

                              #15
                              Why do guys suddenly grow a big disgusting beer belly, grow frizzy hair out of their ears and lose their hair on their head once they're passed 35?

                              At least women have a reason for getting a floppy pussy when they have given birth
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                              • MetaMan
                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 28682

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Mediachick
                                Why do guys suddenly grow a big disgusting beer belly, grow frizzy hair out of their ears and lose their hair on their head once they're passed 35?

                                At least women have a reason for getting a floppy pussy when they have given birth
                                uh i am in shape so i have no idea about the low quality men you have to settle for due to your lack of personality.

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                                • Mediachick
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 897

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                  uh i am in shape so i have no idea about the low quality men you have to settle for due to your lack of personality.
                                  Sure, you are. Maybe you should give your brain a little work out too so it can fit that amazing body? Just a suggestion.
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                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mediachick
                                    Sure, you are. Maybe you should give your brain a little work out too so it can fit that amazing body? Just a suggestion.
                                    having a conversation with you def. wouldnt do it.

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                                      • Mediachick
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                                        • May 2006
                                        • 897

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                        having a conversation with you def. wouldnt do it.
                                        No, you're absolutely right. From what I see so far no conversations you've had or anything else seemed to have made a difference. Keep working on it, im sure you will see results one day
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                                        • CumSlutKylie
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                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 103

                                          #21
                                          my pussy doesnt look like a sammich fyi
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                                          • CumSlutKylie
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                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 103

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Mediachick
                                            No, you're absolutely right. From what I see so far no conversations you've had or anything else seemed to have made a difference. Keep working on it, im sure you will see results one day


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                                            • Hail To Deez Nuts
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                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 166

                                              #23
                                              Does it hang like a Wizard's sleeve?

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                                              • RayVega
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 4212

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Hail To Deez Nuts
                                                Does it hang like a Wizard's sleeve?
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