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Man vs Wild this Bear grillsss dude is a crazy motherfuckerrr

11-20-2007, 03:06 PM

They dropped him off in Sahara dessert and he pissed on his tshirt and put on his head to keep him cool
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11-20-2007, 03:07 PM

he just ate a scorpion i think
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11-20-2007, 03:09 PM

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11-20-2007, 03:11 PM

this is a rerun

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11-20-2007, 03:13 PM

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11-20-2007, 03:13 PM

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this is a rerun

i catch it here and there i missed the sahara episode
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11-20-2007, 03:13 PM

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They dropped him off in Sahara dessert and he pissed on his tshirt and put on his head to keep him cool

Next week when the drop him off in Alaska he shit's in his hat to keep warm.
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11-20-2007, 03:17 PM

Juicy's posts read like a babelfish translation of Swahili.
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11-20-2007, 03:18 PM

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Juicy's posts read like a babelfish translation of Swahili.
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11-20-2007, 03:21 PM

bear grylls is a fuckin fraud

Les Stroud would survive bear grylls fruity british ass out of the jungle anyday..
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11-20-2007, 03:28 PM

I saw him eat a dead zeebra the other day...

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11-20-2007, 03:28 PM

les stroud is a true survivalist, bear was hired to host a show.
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11-20-2007, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

They dropped him off in Sahara dessert and he pissed on his tshirt and put on his head to keep him cool

The dude is a fake. They select locations to do a quick shoot then he goes back to the hotel room. He's hardly ever in any real danger as he makes it seem.

If you want to see more realistic version of the show check out survival man, he's more like the real deal.

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11-20-2007, 03:32 PM

saw him in a desert and guts a camel and sleeps in its carcass
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11-20-2007, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by crockett

The dude is a fake. They select locations to do a quick shoot then he goes back to the hotel room. He's hardly ever in any real danger as he makes it seem.

If you want to see more realistic version of the show check out survival man, he's more like the real deal.

I don't believe that. Where is the proof of that, or is it just an internet rumor that must be true becuase it's on some fucktards blog? He does some raw shit and his credentials are legit, so I don't see why it's a stretch to believe he actually does what he says.

For fucks sakes, he wrung out fresh elephant shit into his mouth for the water. Fraud or not, that is some dedication.
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11-20-2007, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

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For fucks sakes, he wrung out fresh elephant shit into his mouth for the water. Fraud or not, that is some dedication.

i missed that episode
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11-20-2007, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I don't believe that. Where is the proof of that, or is it just an internet rumor that must be true becuase it's on some fucktards blog? He does some raw shit and his credentials are legit, so I don't see why it's a stretch to believe he actually does what he says.

Did you watch the youtube vid?

That's only one of many. Do a hunt and you'll find plenty of evidence.
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11-20-2007, 03:39 PM

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I saw him eat a dead zeebra the other day...

He's big on eating maggots, too. The worst though was when he drank from the juice of elephant shit

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11-20-2007, 03:44 PM

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Did you watch the youtube vid?

That's only one of many. Do a hunt and you'll find plenty of evidence.

I've seen better video editing in a high school A/V class. How about something that's actually legit rather than some jackass clipping in his homevideo to a clip of the show?
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11-20-2007, 03:48 PM

The one show that didn't air...was when he was in the Australian outback and in order to survive, he pretended to be a dingo, snuck into someone's camp and ate their baby.

I think they made this story into a movie later on.

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11-20-2007, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I've seen better video editing in a high school A/V class. How about something that's actually legit rather than some jackass clipping in his homevideo to a clip of the show?

doesn't take a genius to figure out that's the same location...which must say something about you.

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11-20-2007, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I've seen better video editing in a high school A/V class. How about something that's actually legit rather than some jackass clipping in his homevideo to a clip of the show?

you a tad slow in the head huh? must be why you liked borat
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11-20-2007, 03:53 PM

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doesn't take a genius to figure out that's the same location...which must say something about you.

Ya, I'm not a weak minded jackass that believes every video he sees on youtube. Couldn't of been the end of the episode and thats the road he was walking to, or that could of been edited like that.

Do you believe that the Tacoma commercials are real too? Think one gets swallowed by the Loch Ness monster and spit out again?
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11-20-2007, 03:57 PM

the nastiest shit he's ever done was drink water from elephant dung

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11-20-2007, 04:03 PM

isnt this guy like an ex marine survival expert, climbed everest with no oxygen by himself and a bunch of other crazy things?

fake or not he still teaches some pretty interesting things and has a damn interesting show.

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11-20-2007, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

Ya, I'm not a weak minded jackass that believes every video he sees on youtube. Couldn't of been the end of the episode and thats the road he was walking to, or that could of been edited like that.

You could follow my suggestion and actually take a few minutes to find multiple instances of fuckups like that... or you could just continue living your delusional fantasy. HE'S REAL! REAL, YOU HEAR!
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11-20-2007, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I don't believe that. Where is the proof of that, or is it just an internet rumor that must be true becuase it's on some fucktards blog? He does some raw shit and his credentials are legit, so I don't see why it's a stretch to believe he actually does what he says.

For fucks sakes, he wrung out fresh elephant shit into his mouth for the water. Fraud or not, that is some dedication.

Look him up on youtube.. There are a few videos that prove he's just out their selecting conveniant locations to do quick shoots at.

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11-20-2007, 04:38 PM

he's a pussy compared to survivorman
that dude goes out ALONE

this article tells how bear spent the nights in hotels
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6911748.stm

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11-20-2007, 04:42 PM

Survivorman not only goes out alone, but does everything three times so he can film it himself.
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11-20-2007, 04:44 PM

The "wild horses" that were groomed with horseshoes was pretty realistic.
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11-20-2007, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

The one show that didn't air...was when he was in the Australian outback and in order to survive, he pretended to be a dingo, snuck into someone's camp and ate their baby.

I think they made this story into a movie later on.

the dingo ate their baby!

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11-20-2007, 05:31 PM

fake and careless...but nice eyecandy for the girls and gay guys when he gets nakey
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11-20-2007, 05:33 PM

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He's big on eating maggots, too. The worst though was when he drank from the juice of elephant shit

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11-20-2007, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I've seen better video editing in a high school A/V class. How about something that's actually legit rather than some jackass clipping in his homevideo to a clip of the show?

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11-20-2007, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by crockett

The dude is a fake. They select locations to do a quick shoot then he goes back to the hotel room. He's hardly ever in any real danger as he makes it seem.

If you want to see more realistic version of the show check out survival man, he's more like the real deal.

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I don't believe that. Where is the proof of that, or is it just an internet rumor that must be true becuase it's on some fucktards blog? He does some raw shit and his credentials are legit, so I don't see why it's a stretch to believe he actually does what he says.

For fucks sakes, he wrung out fresh elephant shit into his mouth for the water. Fraud or not, that is some dedication.

It's true... Bear does go out and then stay at a hotel... here is the bottom line.

Bear has more back up as far as being a survivor just in general..

Les Stroud or survivorman as you call him. is just a film maker who risks it all and gets lessons from local survivallist before he go's out.

and he does stay out but the crew is no more than like 2 or 3 miles from him at all times...

all and all I Think les is a more entertaining show because he is a film maker...

although I did just see Bear fly to evrest with parachute and a fan on the back... anyone else see that?

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11-20-2007, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I don't believe that. Where is the proof of that, or is it just an internet rumor that must be true becuase it's on some fucktards blog? He does some raw shit and his credentials are legit, so I don't see why it's a stretch to believe he actually does what he says.

For fucks sakes, he wrung out fresh elephant shit into his mouth for the water. Fraud or not, that is some dedication.

Read the new disclaimer carefully at the beginning of this season's episodes. It's Discovery's way of saying "most of this shit is staged"

Bear's show is more about presenting survival in an entertaining way, a lot of the time by doing stupid "don't try this at home" dangerous or gross type shit like climbing near vertical cliffs instead of walking around them just for the entertainment benefit.

Survivorman is a lot more raw and real...teaching people survival by doing exactly what he does. To me, that's entertaining... I don't need to know how to back flip off branches into shallow rivers full of logs
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11-20-2007, 06:31 PM

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It's true... Bear does go out and then stay at a hotel... here is the bottom line.

Bear has more back up as far as being a survivor just in general..

Les Stroud or survivorman as you call him. is just a film maker who risks it all and gets lessons from local survivallist before he go's out.

and he does stay out but the crew is no more than like 2 or 3 miles from him at all times...

all and all I Think les is a more entertaining show because he is a film maker...

although I did just see Bear fly to evrest with parachute and a fan on the back... anyone else see that?

Les has been a survivalist for many years and done a lot more living off the land than Bear.

Bear is more the world adventurer type.

I watch them both and yeah the Everest flyover was awesome.
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11-20-2007, 08:33 PM

I like survivorman myself.
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11-20-2007, 08:34 PM

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the nastiest shit he's ever done was drink water from elephant dung

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11-20-2007, 08:38 PM

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fake and careless...

Careless for sure. The first time I saw his show I made a post about how he was intentionally putting himself in danger by jumping through a half frozen lake or something like that.

No way in hell does someone do that unless they know there is someone to save his ass, just in case.
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11-20-2007, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Survivorman not only goes out alone, but does everything three times so he can film it himself.

Yea Chuck Noris even said fuck that shit.

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11-20-2007, 08:42 PM

The Best episode ever was when the Bear dude claimed a he was getting chased by a grizzly. So he takes off running like a mad man down a hill trying to "break the scent"..

Meanwhile we are supposed to belive his camera men just happened to be in the right spots to film him sliding down hills and running for his life. I wonder how many of the camera men got eaten by the grizzly that episode.

Brother Bilo just in case you hadn't figured it out yet, Bang Bus is staged too.

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11-20-2007, 08:46 PM

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Brother Bilo just in case you hadn't figured it out yet, Bang Bus is staged too.

I will never forget the time some n00b hit me up on ICQ wondering if and who he should report those guys to.

They were abusing those girls and deserting them in the middle of nowhere. They had to be stopped.
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11-20-2007, 08:47 PM

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I will never forget the time some n00b hit me up on ICQ wondering if and who he should report those guys to.

They were abusing those girls and deserting them in the middle of nowhere. They had to be stopped.

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11-20-2007, 08:49 PM

Not to mention one of them drank pure urine which is nasty poisonous bad while the smarter one let it condensate first and drank the condensation.

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11-20-2007, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I don't believe that. Where is the proof of that, or is it just an internet rumor that must be true becuase it's on some fucktards blog? He does some raw shit and his credentials are legit, so I don't see why it's a stretch to believe he actually does what he says.

For fucks sakes, he wrung out fresh elephant shit into his mouth for the water. Fraud or not, that is some dedication.

LOL yeah ok. I obviously missed where even the discovery channel or who ever airs the show now has disclaimers where he is assisted while he is out in the " wild ". He also has a camera man. The guy is total fraud. He has someone carry the camera around, he has people help him with his "survival" shit and i total believe he picks up and goes to a hotel at night.

Did you see the video where he was crossing that scarry land bridge over that canyon out in the remote wild. Some kids found the spot, and the canyon stopped a couple hundred feet, he could have walked around it, oh and don't mind the interstate about half mile away you see in the background.

Bear is fraud. I stopped watching the yanker when I found this out. wont watch it anymore.

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11-20-2007, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

Ya, I'm not a weak minded jackass that believes every video he sees on youtube. Couldn't of been the end of the episode and thats the road he was walking to, or that could of been edited like that.

Do you believe that the Tacoma commercials are real too? Think one gets swallowed by the Loch Ness monster and spit out again?

yeah and he crossed that land bridge because.... the fucking canyon ended another 100 feet away. But he wanted to show how dangerous he is and big bad bear living in the wild.... fuck that fraud.

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11-20-2007, 09:03 PM

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I swear on my children's lives. I often wonder what happened to that guy.
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11-20-2007, 09:20 PM

Is Bear Grillz or whatever even his real name?

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11-20-2007, 09:34 PM

that was too funny. thanks

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