Originally Posted by Paul Markham

It's clear why people are jealous of me. I am an ex-criminal who now is so broke I have to live off immigrant hand outs and send my "wife" out to work in a very menial minimum wage job to cover the rent on my 50 quid a month shack in a cabbage field.

Rather than doing anything fun or useful before I die, I waste my life posting lies on a forum and begging for money.