Chuck Norris endorses Huckabee

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  • GatorB
    The Demon & 12clicks
    • Oct 2001
    • 18208
    #1

    Chuck Norris endorses Huckabee

    You tards still like this guy?

    Chuck also supports forced Christiantiy in public schools. Because if you're not a Christian you can't be a good person according to him.
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    • Meta man
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2007
      • 53
      #2
      Chuck Norris is a stand up bro. His urine has been known to cure cancer.

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        • darnit
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 2439
          #3
          Originally posted by Meta man
          Chuck Norris is a stand up bro. His urine has been known to cure cancer.
          His tears cure cancer, but he has never cried.

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            • V_RocKs
              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
              • Nov 2003
              • 32467
              #4
              I fucked his momma on myspace like... yesterday or the day before or some shit.

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                • nosey
                  Talk Hard
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 14413
                  #5
                  * When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                  * Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

                  * Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

                  * Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

                  * Sloths' face from "The Goonies" is the result of just the wind from Chuck Norris's round house kick.

                  * The helicopter was created when Chuck Norris completed 8 consecutive round house kicks in 1 second.

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                    • Freeway
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 441
                      #6
                      See the vid?
                      http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Huckabee_Norris.wmv



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                        • ShellyCrash
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6708
                          #7
                          Hey, what's going on with Chuck Norris lately? Does he look sick lately to anybody else?

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                            • evildick
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                              Hey, what's going on with Chuck Norris lately? Does he look sick lately to anybody else?
                              The fucker is just old. I think he is like 67. I hope I look as good as him when I am that old. (actually I just hope I make it past 50)

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                                • Malicious Biz
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 4575
                                  #9
                                  Vote Huckabee or catch a roundhouse kick to the face.

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