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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
    • 77397

    #1

    Happy Watermelon Day!

    enjoy! (everybody not just black people)

    Always on August 3rd

    This big fruit deserves it's own big day. And, so we give pause to celebrate watermelons on National Watermelon Day. Sweet and tasty, watermelons are one of summer's favorite fruit. It's standard fare at picnics. While watermelon is over 90% water, it sure tastes good. And, what picnic would be complete without a seed spitting contest?

    Our research was unable to establish this day a a true national day (which requires an act of congress). We also have not uncovered the origin of this day. we suspect it originated by an agricultural organization, or perhaps a wild and crazy watermelon fan.

    Please don't limit your consumption of watermelon to just this month. Stores carry watermelon twelve months of the year.
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  • jimmycooper
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    • May 2010
    • 4016

    #2
    Had one of these last night. Not bad.

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    • lilith_pet
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      • Dec 2010
      • 827

      #3
      haven't heard of it lol
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      • SilentKnight
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        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        $1.97 for a full-size seedless melon here in Niagara region yesterday (local grown).

        Yum!

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        • Nikki_Licks
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          • May 2005
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          #5
          Oh yea, seed spitting contest
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          • candyflip
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            • Jul 2002
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            #6
            China grows and eats the most watermelon.


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            • brassmonkey
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              • Sep 2005
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              #7
              Originally posted by candyflip
              China grows and eats the most watermelon.

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              • escorpio
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                • Oct 2002
                • 23487

                #8
                When is Fried Chicken Day?
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                • Chosen
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 63151

                  #9
                  Happy Watermelon Day

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                  • spazlabz
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 6548

                    #10
                    I freaking LOVE watermelon! Already had a couple so far this season but gonna see if I can get one for this fine day of recognition

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                    • brassmonkey
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                      • Sep 2005
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by escorpio
                      When is Fried Chicken Day?
                      july 6th you missed it.
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                      • RebelR
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                        • Feb 2005
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                        #12
                        Its amazing how thirst quenching this fruit is. When are Peach and Pineapple days? I don't want to miss those.
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                        • magicmike
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                          • Feb 2003
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                          #13
                          I have some watermelon for lunch today.
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                          • CurrentlySober
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                            • Aug 2002
                            • 38946

                            #14
                            Thats 'Fruitist'...


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                            • brassmonkey
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                              • Sep 2005
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RebelR
                              Its amazing how thirst quenching this fruit is. When are Peach and Pineapple days? I don't want to miss those.
                              april 13th peach cobbler day

                              National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day april 20th

                              we missed them ill make some anyway
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                              • Sophie Delancey
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                                • Jun 2011
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                                #16
                                I'm going to celebrate with a karpussy - a Greek watermelon cocktail made up by my adorable boyfriend. Mmmm... Greek.
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                                • NaughtyVisions
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sophie Delancey
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                                  • michael.kickass
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                                    • Mar 2009
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                                    #18
                                    Happy watermelon day!! =D
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                                    • RebelR
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
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                                      • brassmonkey
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                                        • Sep 2005
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
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                                        • tobe87
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                                          • Mar 2011
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                                          #21
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                                          • brassmonkey
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                                            • Sep 2005
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by tobe87
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                                            • keysync
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                                              • Sep 2011
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nikki_Licks
                                              Oh yea, seed spitting contest
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                                              • brassmonkey
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                                                • Sep 2005
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by keysync
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                                                • pornsprite
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                                                  • Dec 2009
                                                  • 1643

                                                  #25
                                                  My wife had some of her friends over for lunch today and when I got off from work I had water melon at home because two of the girls brought whole watermelon's to my wife's lunch.

                                                  I wasn't aware there was a holiday.
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                                                  • Spunky
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                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 133986

                                                    #26
                                                    Watermelon has always been a favorite fruit or candy

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                                                    • escorpio
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 23487

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                      july 6th you missed it.
                                                      I had fried chicken for lunch yesterday to make up for my oversight.
                                                      Forgot the watermelon though.
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                                                      • John-ACWM
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                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 20060

                                                        #28
                                                        Have one in my fridge, great to cool off.

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                                                        • Dvae
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                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          According to Wikipedia:
                                                          Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus (Thunb.), family Cucurbitaceae) is a vine-like (scrambler and trailer) flowering plant originally from southern Africa. Its fruit, which is also called watermelon, is a special kind referred to by botanists as a pepo, a berry which has a thick rind (exocarp) and fleshy center (mesocarp and endocarp).
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                                                          • rufflebuttfairy
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                                                            • Mar 2007
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                                                            #30
                                                            Man, Im two days late to celebrate... Shall have a post holiday slice anyways.
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                                                            • globofun
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                                                              • Aug 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              I eat watermelon daily.....and I'm white
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                                                              • Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                • Aug 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                It's a berry.

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                                                                • Jim_Gunn
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by globofun
                                                                  I eat watermelon daily.....and I'm white
                                                                  Same here, I eat watermelon almost every day and love it!

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                                                                  • ShoeBox
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                                                                    • May 2012
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    car pussy and water melon yumm

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                                                                    • symtab
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                                                                      • Nov 2009
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I have a field of watermelons :-)
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                                                                      • Phoenix
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        lol at sticker on shoes.

                                                                        i luvs me some watermelon
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                                                                        • Danny B
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                                                                          • Jan 2007
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Couldn't resist

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