how do i kill a groundhog?

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  • k0nr4d
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    • Aug 2006
    • 9231

    #1

    how do i kill a groundhog?

    little cocksucker dug up my whole yard

    How do i kill it aside from waiting for it to surface again and hitting it with a shovel?

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  • Juicy D. Links
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    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
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    • Rowdy
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      • Feb 2003
      • 637

      #3
      Pour a half cup or so of ammonia down any open holes and then try to seal up them up so the fumes are trapped in there. Even if it doesn't kill it, it will drive them away from your yard.

      That works better than any poison I ever tried but make sure you don't have any pets that can get to the area until the fumes have a chance to somewhat dissipate.

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      • Mutt
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        • Sep 2002
        • 34431

        #4
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        • ServerGenius
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          • Feb 2002
          • 9377

          #5
          explosives......I kid you not you can buy it at garden centers. It's fucking cool
          man, I kid you not......it comes with a boobytrap detonator. When the groundhog touches the trigger.....the charge explodes killing the groundhog....
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          • DirtyDanza
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            • Aug 2002
            • 8375

            #6
            shotgun.....


            that was easy... next time ask a hard question
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            • ChatCash_Rob
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              • Apr 2004
              • 749

              #7
              you can borrow my dog, she's a pro groundhog killa!
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              • k0nr4d
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                • Aug 2006
                • 9231

                #8
                Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                shotgun.....


                that was easy... next time ask a hard question
                Yes, That was the first thing that came to mind. However, I dont exactly want to sit and wait until it resurfaces.

                Is that hose thing from caddy shack gonna work?
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                • DirtyDanza
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 8375

                  #9
                  Originally posted by k0nr4d
                  Yes, That was the first thing that came to mind. However, I dont exactly want to sit and wait until it resurfaces.

                  Is that hose thing from caddy shack gonna work?
                  oh c;mon now... thats the thrill of the hunt.. stalking
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                  • JohnnyJames
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                    • Oct 2007
                    • 621

                    #10
                    Yes the hose will work. Please post pics when you do it. Or a video. Would love to see this old method actually in practice, in real life.

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                    • Twisted Dave
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                      • Mar 2006
                      • 3635

                      #11
                      Your yard is worth more than the life of another living thing?

                      Shit.

                      Dude, I'd let it dig. Who cares. It's only a yard. More hassle than it's worth.


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                      • Phoenix
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                        • Nov 2002
                        • 35475

                        #12
                        i have skunks digging u p my front yard for grubs...thing is s sprayed for grubs so it is pissing me off

                        next year i will spray more
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                        • czarina
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 10751

                          #13
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                          • k0nr4d
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                            • Aug 2006
                            • 9231

                            #14
                            Originally posted by twisted Illustration
                            Your yard is worth more than the life of another living thing?

                            Shit.

                            Dude, I'd let it dig. Who cares. It's only a yard. More hassle than it's worth.
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                            • k0nr4d
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                              • Aug 2006
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by JohnnyJames
                              Yes the hose will work. Please post pics when you do it. Or a video. Would love to see this old method actually in practice, in real life.
                              I would love to do this, but im scared of i open the taps outside the pipes might get damaged, because its cold as fuck outside.

                              On top of that, i just found out that fucking groundhogs are endangered in Poland
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                              • JohnnyJames
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                                • Oct 2007
                                • 621

                                #16
                                If they are endangered, is there an equivalent to the Animal Control divisions we have in the states? They may want to come remove it to a "safe location" where it can dig in peace, away from your place. Especially if you're in an urban area.

                                Just a thought.

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                                • k0nr4d
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 9231

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JohnnyJames
                                  If they are endangered, is there an equivalent to the Animal Control divisions we have in the states? They may want to come remove it to a "safe location" where it can dig in peace, away from your place. Especially if you're in an urban area.

                                  Just a thought.
                                  I'm in a rural area. Sorry, endangered wasn't the word i was looking for. They are protected not endangered. There's no animal control here

                                  I don't see why they are protected, we can just go to North America and pick up a few million of them if we want...i'm sure they won't mind.
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