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  • Evil E
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 3201
    #1

    I just sharted myself

    I've been using this medical product and it makes you shit your brains out.

    Anyways, I ripped one accidentally, tried to control it but it was too late.. I had no control.

    First time I sharted so I felt bad at first, but then thought to myself that no one will ever know about this


    A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

    So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.
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    • Big_Red
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2006
      • 4147
      #2
      aint that the shit....?
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        • justFred
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 922
          #3
          Originally posted by knew
          but then thought to myself that no one will ever know about this
          until you posted it on a web forum that is...
          Vote Bill Cosby 2012

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            • SomeCreep
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              • Mar 2003
              • 26118
              #4
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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085
                  #5
                  "medical product"

                  You can't cure ass-syphilis with poop pills.

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                    • LiveDose
                      Show Yer Tits!
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 25792
                      #6
                      WTF no pics?

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                        • tony299
                          lurker
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021
                          #7
                          laundry time. lol

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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400
                              #8
                              Tubguy???
                              i like waffles

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                                • Jayvis
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 5430
                                  #9
                                  it happens to the best of us!

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                                    • Evil E
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2005
                                      • 3201
                                      #10
                                      I LOLed at grouchy and sharphead. You guys are funny

                                      And I won't post any shit here. I don't want to cater to the scatophils and
                                      coprophagous users on gfy.


                                      A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                      So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                        • BusterBunny
                                          perverted justice decoy
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 19291
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by sharphead
                                          Tubguy???
                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 16502
                                              #12
                                              pics or i call bullshit

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                                                • ridikuloz
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 2080
                                                  #13
                                                  don't you love the feeling when you have diarrhea run down your leg?
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                                                    • halfpint
                                                      GFY's Halfpint
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 15223
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                      WTF no pics?
                                                      Please dont post that nasty pic of that girl squirting all that shit out of her ass its really gross and im eating BTW i have had a few dribbles come out of my bum while I was sick in bed with some realy bad stomach bug I had, but I was spewing up from both ends...fucking nasty shit...yuk Im not a poop lover

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                                                        • 2012
                                                          So Fucking What
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 17189
                                                          #15
                                                          I like poo.
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                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 16502
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by halfpint
                                                              Please dont post that nasty pic of that girl squirting all that shit out of her ass its really gross and im eating
                                                              [IMG]http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/2449/*******st0.jpg[/IMG]

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                                                                • Sosa
                                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 40149
                                                                  #17
                                                                  that's too bad!

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                                                                    • 2012
                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 17189
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Jaysin
                                                                      [IMG]http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/2449/*******st0.jpg[/IMG]
                                                                      Kind of reminds of those drinking fountains in school ...
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 16502
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by fartfly
                                                                          Kind of reminds of those drinking fountains in school ...
                                                                          yes, that fucking rocks!

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