anyone here have a pet monkey?
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you don't want a monkey as a pet. at one time i did and everybody told me horror stories - they are like having a child except they are 10 times as strong as a child and have bad tempers. I also have heard you can't toilet train them.
what kind of monkey? i wanted a chimpanzee. those other monkeys that look more like flying squirrels creep me out.I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!Comment
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Like, by the hour or for the night?Comment
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Do research, they seem like little cute furry horror stories.Comment
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Actually, I'm looking to build a mote+drawbridge around my house to replace my fence. I could use some alligators to put in the mote if you find any place online that sells exotic pets...Mechanical Bunny Media
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watch the some vids on discovery channel about how monkeys attack...if u get one, also have a shotgun ready as a backup if the monkey goes berserk on uCompound interest.Comment
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If I had a million dollars... I would buy me a monkey (Haven't you ever wanted a monkey?)Comment
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right turn clyd!Comment
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at least a dinner and enough drinks so you look good to her.
oh nevermind, diff kind of monkey.
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Seriously, tell me what you need ....... most kinks are covered.
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Yah I got one. I spank it all the time
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wow looked at the link and i didn't expect the price could be that high oh crap
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the whole monkey or just his sig?
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an ex gf of mine had 2 in her house, trained and all, still loud as fuck...
I wouldnt do itComment
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No but i want a monkey tho
thy is so cute.... ")Comment
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is it actually legal to own a monkey in USA or Canada? I don't think so.icq: 612510168 / email: [email protected] / php ninja 4 hireComment
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My sister had a friend that had a spider monkey. The fucking thing almost never stopped masturbating.
Best. pet. ever.Comment
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importing without being CITES certified isn't likely to happen, but unless your area has some specific bylaws regarding ownership of said species, there's not much holding you back from making a domestic purchase if you can find a seller. i'veseen marmoset monkeys for sale in bc before. my roomates almost bought one. something like $1200...Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 11-14-2007, 05:31 PM.Comment
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Lol I didn't have it worded exactly as I wanted went to edit it.. then had to do something else.. and ran out of time when I came back to it.
It had a bad habit of trying to dupe people into rubbing it's cock. I've seen people that didn't know what it was up to start rubbing it's belly, and as they would, it would grab their hand and try to move it down to it's crotch area. So they would be unwittingly be giving it a handjob.
The fucking thing was absolutely hilarious.Comment
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