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  • JohnnyJames
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2007
    • 621

    #1

    Best tip YOU have ever gotten?

    Mine was. . .

    Mind your own fucking business.

    I think it applies universally.

    What was your best tip?
  • TurboAngel
    H.B.I.C.
    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #2
    Originally posted by JohnnyJames
    Mine was. . .

    Mind your own fucking business.

    I think it applies universally.

    What was your best tip?

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    • qxm
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2006
      • 5970

      #3
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      • D
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2006
        • 7412

        #4
        Don't rush life.
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        • sysk
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 1005

          #5
          Trust in yourself

          Also I liked Bob Parsons (godaddy.com CEO) 16 Rules for Success in Business & Life In General.

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          • sysk
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2007
            • 1005

            #6
            Nevermind. Best tip I received was 40$ when I parked someone's Mazerratti as a valet.
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            • DirtyJumbo
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2006
              • 237

              #7
              Best tip I ever got was: GO FUCK YOURSELF
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              • IllTestYourGirls
                Ah My Balls
                • Feb 2007
                • 14311

                #8
                money wise 3k US Reserve Notes. Word wise "working hard gets you nowhere"

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021

                  #9
                  $500 bucks,when I was a service advisor for mercedes. I had a customer who was connected big time. I got a very expensive out of warranty repair for him covered he and his wife were good customers. Two days later this mean looking guy in a suit comes in asking where's Anthony with a thick ny accent. I turn ghost white lol. I go up to him and he hands me a envelope with 5 hundred dollar bills and says Mr **** says thank you good job.

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                  • JohnnyJames
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 621

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tony404
                    $500 bucks,when I was a service advisor for mercedes. I had a customer who was connected big time. I got a very expensive out of warranty repair for him covered he and his wife were good customers. Two days later this mean looking guy in a suit comes in asking where's Anthony with a thick ny accent. I turn ghost white lol. I go up to him and he hands me a envelope with 5 hundred dollar bills and says Mr **** says thank you good job.
                    Yep, that would soil my underpants. Not sure I would want to keep working there. What if you repaired the "competition's" car (s)?

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                    • RawAlex
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 9465

                      #11
                      Don't argue with idiots. They have nothing to lose.

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        A sports related tip from Boneprone

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                        • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 3143

                          #13
                          "Best tip YOU have ever gotten?"

                          Well... that would be to pay attention!


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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tony404
                            $500 bucks,when I was a service advisor for mercedes. I had a customer who was connected big time. I got a very expensive out of warranty repair for him covered he and his wife were good customers. Two days later this mean looking guy in a suit comes in asking where's Anthony with a thick ny accent. I turn ghost white lol. I go up to him and he hands me a envelope with 5 hundred dollar bills and says Mr **** says thank you good job.
                            MB service advisor? Did you ever use a tire company with three letters in their logo?

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                            • tony299
                              lurker
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 57021

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JohnnyJames
                              Yep, that would soil my underpants. Not sure I would want to keep working there. What if you repaired the "competition's" car (s)?
                              He was a scary dude on his own. He once came in for a oil change. When he came to pick up the car one of the windows switches didnt work. So he calls me outside, starts to tell me the problem, Im nervous I cut him off. He puts his arm around my shoulder, he is speaking to me very calmly while fixing my tie.Telling me not to say a word and get it fixed. While he is speaking very softly to me, his arm over my shoulder is very tense and shaking alittle bit like he is holding in a rage he wants to release. I almost shit in my pants.I was too younger back then and stupid back then to quit. lol

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                              • aico
                                Moo Moo Cow
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 14748

                                #16
                                "That girl on the couch fucks anything"

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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                  MB service advisor? Did you ever use a tire company with three letters in their logo?
                                  Yes,it was my first advisor job I was around 23 so it was 20 yrs ago, it was in NY. I didnt deal with tire companies that was parts. My job was to take verbal beatings from customers all day. lol

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                                  • Forest
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 9135

                                    #18
                                    one of the best tips i ever got was from a very wise russian

                                    he said

                                    "Forest the dog that chases many rabbits rarly catches one. the dog that chases one usually gets the rabbit"

                                    of course he said it with a russian accent

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                                    • papill0n
                                      Unregistered Abuser
                                      • Oct 2007
                                      • 15547

                                      #19
                                      Be good to your Mother.

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                                      • LiveDose
                                        Show Yer Tits!
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 25792

                                        #20
                                        'Don't shit where you eat'.

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                                        • Iron Fist
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 23400

                                          #21
                                          This issue is just a blip in the grand scheme of things.
                                          i like waffles

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                                          • GrouchyAdmin
                                            Now choke yourself!
                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 12085

                                            #22
                                            "Sure, you start out on the bottom rung, but with hard work, perseverance, and determination, you can work your way up to be next-to the bottom rung."

                                            Nothing's quite as motivating as convincing yourself that if you don't aim high, you might as well just give up.

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                                            • iSMOKE
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 1028

                                              #23
                                              "Yo son, make sure yo' ride is crunk...the po-lice is on they way"

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                                              • Herb Kornfield
                                                Is on the 1
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 4996

                                                #24
                                                1982/3? -- my Cousin laying a TRS 80 radio shack computer on me telling me that in a few years this will replace telephones and televisions in people's homes.

                                                I thought he was nuts at the time, but got into the puter.

                                                almost 25 years later - I'm making coin from all over the world via the net and he's working in a bar.

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                                                • WinstonTriplexcash
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2007
                                                  • 2192

                                                  #25
                                                  piss not against the wind.

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                                                  • 2012
                                                    So Fucking What
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 17189

                                                    #26
                                                    Stay away from "Americanized" Korean girls ...
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                                                    • 2012
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 17189

                                                      #27
                                                      Don't eat the yellow snow !
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                                                        • 16502

                                                        #28
                                                        "haters only hate because of jealousy." - Trey Hickey

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                                                        • halfpint
                                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                          • 15223

                                                          #29
                                                          The best tip I got for people is never tell your wife she has a fat ass

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                                                          • JohnnyJames
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2007
                                                            • 621

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
                                                            1982/3? -- my Cousin laying a TRS 80 radio shack computer on me telling me that in a few years this will replace telephones and televisions in people's homes.

                                                            I thought he was nuts at the time, but got into the puter.

                                                            almost 25 years later - I'm making coin from all over the world via the net and he's working in a bar.

                                                            This one response makes the thread and all the thought that went into it worth every cent. Doesn't cover the bandwidth bill though. . .

                                                            Seriously, though, that is priceless

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                                                            • BigBen
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 2299

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                              "Sure, you start out on the bottom rung, but with hard work, perseverance, and determination, you can work your way up to be next-to the bottom rung."

                                                              Nothing's quite as motivating as convincing yourself that if you don't aim high, you might as well just give up.
                                                              Heh, that's a good one.

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                                                              • ProjectNaked
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 4309

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                                "That girl on the couch fucks anything"

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                                                                • Shagbunny
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                                  • 3028

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JohnnyJames
                                                                  Mine was. . .

                                                                  Mind your own fucking business.

                                                                  I think it applies universally.

                                                                  What was your best tip?

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                                                                  • Antonio
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 14136

                                                                    #34
                                                                    400 bucks, I did a lot of waitering while studying

                                                                    American guy had worked for South African company for two years so this was his farewell night, then they all got drunk and the American dude and one of his SAn coleagues started punching each other and that's happening in the best, most expensive restaurant in town. So they all fetl guilty I guess and gave us really juicy tip

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                                                                    • Megafoo
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                      • 232

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "Next time your girlfriend gives you a blowjob, have her do that little thing she does with her tongue"
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                                                                      • ADL Colin
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 11929

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by aico
                                                                        "That girl on the couch fucks anything"
                                                                        I know that girl.


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                                                                        • bronco67
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 29026

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Forest
                                                                          one of the best tips i ever got was from a very wise russian

                                                                          he said

                                                                          "Forest the dog that chases many rabbits rarly catches one. the dog that chases one usually gets the rabbit"

                                                                          of course he said it with a russian accent

                                                                          There was another Russian quote I once heard from Kalashnikov(the ak47 inventor)...

                                                                          "Perfect is the enemy of good enough"

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                                                                          • bronco67
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                                            • 29026

                                                                            #38
                                                                            My dad once told me...

                                                                            "women all look the same if you turn 'em upside down".

                                                                            and

                                                                            "never trust a Jew. They all want something for nothing".

                                                                            As much as I've tried to be someone who ignores bigoted advice such as that, I hate to admit that it's been proven to me on first hand basis in big ways in the last few years. So, I guess it was some good advice that I should have listened to.

                                                                            The first one about women is complete bullshit, unless they're Jewish.

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                                                                            • iSMOKE
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                              • 1028

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                              My dad once told me...

                                                                              "women all look the same if you turn 'em upside down".

                                                                              and

                                                                              "never trust a Jew. They all want something for nothing".

                                                                              As much as I've tried to be someone who ignores bigoted advice such as that, I hate to admit that it's been proven to me on first hand basis in big ways in the last few years. So, I guess it was some good advice that I should have listened to.

                                                                              The first one about women is complete bullshit, unless they're Jewish.

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                                                                              • Cyndalie
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                • 3615

                                                                                #40
                                                                                When in doubt, throw it out.
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                                                                                • ShellyCrash
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                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                  • 6708

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                                  'Don't shit where you eat'.
                                                                                  Yeah, I'd have to agree that's a good tip as well.

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                                                                                  • pornguy
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                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 62910

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • BerdoR
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                      • 352

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                      My dad once told me...

                                                                                      "women all look the same if you turn 'em upside down".

                                                                                      and

                                                                                      "never trust a Jew. They all want something for nothing".

                                                                                      As much as I've tried to be someone who ignores bigoted advice such as that, I hate to admit that it's been proven to me on first hand basis in big ways in the last few years. So, I guess it was some good advice that I should have listened to.

                                                                                      The first one about women is complete bullshit, unless they're Jewish.
                                                                                      you can usually find "evidence" for any (bigoted) idea if you try
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                                                                                      • bronco67
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                                        • 29026

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by BerdoR
                                                                                        you can usually find "evidence" for any (bigoted) idea if you try
                                                                                        Well, the problem is, in my case...I had no grudges, despite what my father told me. I had my professional life as I knew it wrecked by Jews recently. So much so that I had to re-invent myself professionally and start again. I like where I am much better now, but I still would choose not to have the experience.

                                                                                        I wasn't really "trying" to find any evidence, it found me.

                                                                                        I try to keep an open mind about particular ethnicities, and I have Jewish friends that I love, but I watch out when dealing with them on business matters, or don't deal with them at all.
                                                                                        Last edited by bronco67; 11-15-2007, 09:17 AM.

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