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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77385

    #1

    Bad Luck?

    Man?s butt impaled in freak funfair mishap

    A 31-year-old father of two is in hospital struggling against blood poisoning after a freak accident at a Swedish theme park on Sunday where a tow hitch on a children?s ride penetrated his rectum.

    ?It was a complete shock to the whole body,? the man said.

    The man had been visiting Furuvik theme park near Gävle in eastern Sweden with his two young daughters aged 2 and 4. The girls were enjoying the park?s minicar rides, but the 4-year-old needed some help with operating the vehicle.

    ?She can?t step on the gas pedal herself, so I lifted her up and jumped on the back of the truck so she would fit in front of me,? the father said.

    But while doing so the unsuspecting father failed to see the tow hitch protruding at the back of the vehicle. The man?s jeans ripped and as the hook penetrated the man?s rectum, it injured him internally in the direction of his urethra.

    ?It was terribly painful,? said the man.

    The man started screaming and tried to move off but his rear end was stuck to the vehicle. Upon hearing his shouting, a theme park employee helped him off the ride.

    When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash.


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    He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park.

    Despite trying to keep a brave face for the sake of his little girls, the man was dreading the looming hour and a half car ride home.

    When finally back at home, the man started to shiver and soon developed a very high temperature. After seeking medical assistance it was established that he had bacteria in his blood and was subsequently treated with penicillin against the infection and morphine for the pain.

    On Friday morning he was still undergoing treatment in hospital but was hoping to be well enough to go home soon.

    Erika Rydstrand, the Furuvik marketing director, said that nothing like this has ever happened before despite the ride being one of the park?s oldest. She also added that it is not supposed to be for adults.

    ?Not even in your wildest dreams could you foresee an accident such as this. He must have sat down very hard seeing as his trousers were also ripped,? she said, adding that the incident was regrettable.

    Police are currently investigating the incident, which has been classified as causing bodily harm, and will be questioning the 31-year-old man about how the accident happened.

    The tow hitch has reportedly been removed from the vehicle.

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    Last edited by brassmonkey; 07-24-2012, 06:49 AM.
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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77385

    #2
    look before you leap
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    • brassmonkey
      Pay It Forward
      • Sep 2005
      • 77385

      #3
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      • Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE
        Barterer
        • Aug 2004
        • 4864

        #4

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        • Emil
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          • Feb 2007
          • 5655

          #5
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          • mce
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2012
            • 3915

            #6
            Talk about a pain in the ass

            Pay Virtual Assistants Based on RESULTS instead of TIME
            STOP getting FUCKED IN THE ASS by your VA

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            • Double trouble
              So Fucking What?
              • Feb 2008
              • 22251

              #7
              Originally posted by Emil
              wtf man !?

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              • brassmonkey
                Pay It Forward
                • Sep 2005
                • 77385

                #8
                Originally posted by Double trouble
                wtf man !?
                someone getting a serious anal adjustment
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                • BigMemo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4460

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mce
                  Talk about a pain in the ass
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    What a fucked up thread!

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                    • garce
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 7103

                      #11
                      Of course Emil won't be banned for posting bestiality on GFY. Par for the hypocritical course...

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                      • garce
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7103

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Terrorist
                        Vlad was a hero to his people. Those were harsh times. He had a hard life and he never backed down.

                        Vlad III has nothing to do with Emil posting a gif of a woman getting ass-fucked by a horse.

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                        • ShoeBox
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2012
                          • 2056

                          #13
                          emil needs banned

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                          • John-ACWM
                            Work Work Work
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 20060

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Terrorist
                            Vlad the Impaler, seems like his m.o..

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                            • martinsc
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 27043

                              #15
                              Make Money

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                              • CyberHustler
                                Masterbaiter
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 28753

                                #16
                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38944

                                  #17
                                  Thats what I CALL a theme park ride!


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                                  • Markul
                                    Likes Pie
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 12403

                                    #18
                                    that's just horrible ><
                                    But.... I pulled out...

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                                    • anexsia
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2010
                                      • 5735

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Terrorist

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                                      • brassmonkey
                                        Pay It Forward
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 77385

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by John-ACWM
                                        Vlad the Impaler, seems like his m.o..
                                        aka dracula im wondering if these were customers from that dinner in japan where that guy served his penis for dinner. maybe they have a craving now. watch out
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