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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 21001

    #1

    I want to quit programming.

    But I don't know what other job to do.

    I'm not a good enough designer to compete with the ones I see here, so that's out.
    Don't see a single thing offline that I can get work in.

    What kind of online jobs should I try?


    Thanks
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  • k0nr4d
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 9231

    #2
    Can you do double anal?
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    • 2012
      So Fucking What
      • Jul 2006
      • 17189

      #3
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      • blackmonsters
        Making PHP work
        • Nov 2002
        • 21001

        #4
        Originally posted by k0nr4d
        Can you do double anal?
        I tried but the other guy wouldn't move his ass close enough to yours so I could
        penetrate him at the same time.

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 21001

          #5
          Originally posted by 2012
          I got rejected.

          Long hair.

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          • k0nr4d
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 9231

            #6
            Originally posted by blackmonsters
            I tried but the other guy wouldn't move his ass close enough to yours so I could
            penetrate him at the same time.

            Touche
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            • 2012
              So Fucking What
              • Jul 2006
              • 17189

              #7
              what about cold drinks ? i'm getting certified first thing monday morning

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              • BIGTYMER
                Junior Achiever
                • Nov 2004
                • 17066

                #8
                Make some tubes man.

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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 21001

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                  Make some tubes man.
                  Do you mean make them for other people or myself?
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                  • iSpyCams
                    Amateur Gynecologist
                    • May 2009
                    • 4436

                    #10
                    I have a possible part time job opening for "not programming necessarily but if you can program it will be easier for you"

                    Basically I would like to take some of my headaches and pay you to have them instead.

                    my ICQ is 353-496-007
                    - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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                    • L-Pink
                      working on my tan
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151

                      #11
                      Did that twink Marlbororack ever pay 100% of what you were owed?

                      .

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                      • BIGTYMER
                        Junior Achiever
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 17066

                        #12
                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                        Do you mean make them for other people or myself?
                        For yourself. Or make some blogs.

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                        • pornmasta
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 19817

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 2012
                          a mexi ? tha'ts racist !

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                          • 2012
                            So Fucking What
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 17189

                            #14
                            what about Tech Support Specialist
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                            • blackmonsters
                              Making PHP work
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 21001

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pompousjohn
                              I have a possible part time job opening for "not programming necessarily but if you can program it will be easier for you"

                              Basically I would like to take some of my headaches and pay you to have them instead.

                              my ICQ is 353-496-007
                              Sounds interesting.

                              I already owe you all my the pay though.

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                              Click here

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                              • 2012
                                So Fucking What
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 17189

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pornmasta
                                a mexi ? tha'ts racist !
                                did you see McSee ?
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                                • blackmonsters
                                  Making PHP work
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 21001

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                  Did that twink Marlbororack ever pay 100% of what you were owed?

                                  .
                                  Nope. Never paid a dime.
                                  I gave up on that. It's worth the money to be rid of him/her/it/plant.
                                  Your neighbor will murder you with frogs
                                  Click here

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                                  • blackmonsters
                                    Making PHP work
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 21001

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pompousjohn
                                    I have a possible part time job opening for "not programming necessarily but if you can program it will be easier for you"

                                    Basically I would like to take some of my headaches and pay you to have them instead.

                                    my ICQ is 353-496-007
                                    Added you to ICQ.


                                    Your neighbor will murder you with frogs
                                    Click here

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                                    • ShoeBox
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2012
                                      • 2056

                                      #19
                                      Walmarts hiring!

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                                      • mOrrI
                                        It's over there...
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 4208

                                        #20
                                        I know the feeling....

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                                        • 2012
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 17189

                                          #21
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                                          • wehateporn
                                            Promoting Debate on GFY
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 27176

                                            #22
                                            Could you outsource to Indian programmers to do the bits you don't enjoy?

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                                            • Colmike9
                                              (>^_^)b
                                              • Dec 2011
                                              • 7217

                                              #23
                                              What about coding some nice WP premium themes and selling them on sites like themeforest.net? That can potentially make a ton of money
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                                              • blackmonsters
                                                Making PHP work
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 21001

                                                #24
                                                Well, that episode lasted all of about 2 hours.


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                                                • ilnjscb
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                  • 8957

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                  I tried but the other guy wouldn't move his ass close enough to yours so I could
                                                  penetrate him at the same time.

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                                                  • ilnjscb
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 8957

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                    But I don't know what other job to do.

                                                    I'm not a good enough designer to compete with the ones I see here, so that's out.
                                                    Don't see a single thing offline that I can get work in.

                                                    What kind of online jobs should I try?


                                                    Thanks
                                                    Do you know Python/Django? I am seeing them go for good rates in mainstream. Right now good coders are the only ones doing well in mainstream tech.

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                                                    • fuzebox
                                                      making it rain
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22353

                                                      #27
                                                      You could always try sending traffic to porn sites and getting paid commission every time someone signs up

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                                                      • CamTraffic
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 6537

                                                        #28
                                                        Bojangles
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                                                        • wehateporn
                                                          Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                          • 27176

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                          You could always try sending traffic to porn sites and getting paid commission every time someone signs up
                                                          Agreed, try starting with a site like this http://www.thehun.net/ apparently the guy there makes some sales

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                                                          • epitome
                                                            So Fucking Lame
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 12156

                                                            #30
                                                            Using quit in the title of a thread looking for other opportunities probably isn't the best choice.

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                                                            • Wizzo
                                                              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                              • Nov 2000
                                                              • 15224

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                              You could always try sending traffic to porn sites and getting paid commission every time someone signs up
                                                              Juicy Ads can help you on the traffic part of that solution!
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                                                              • mce
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2012
                                                                • 3915

                                                                #32
                                                                Have you tried blogging? Little to no capital. Also, it is a great platform to highlight your skills. I am not talking about a spam blog farm but just 1 blog you really focus on. If you need help getting started, I can coach you for free. 100% free. No upsells, no bullshit strings attached. The only thing I ask is that you actually do each step of the process so both of us don't waste our time. Why do I offer? Because someone helped me when I was lost after rebooting my business. You can reach me at customer_care ((AT)) marketingcopyexpert ((DOT)) com.

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