Why would I want to retire?
My "work" consists of spanking the bouncing bare behinds of drop dead gorgeous models and then indulging my artistic pretensions by spending far, far too much time editing the subsequent videos to "perfection".
And making decent coin all the while.
It's not like you can find this sort of gig in the Want Ads
And when finally I'm too old expend even this modest amount of effort?
Well... I'd like to think that I'll be in a better place before then.