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  • tony286
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #1

    Old Jewish Man

    A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been
    going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long,
    long time.

    So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and
    there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
    She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he
    turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him
    for an interview.

    "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

    "Morris Fishbein," he replied.

    "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and
    praying?"

    "For about 60 years."

    "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

    "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the
    Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all
    our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love
    their fellow man."

    "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

    "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."
  • tehHinjew
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    • Sep 2006
    • 5755

    #2
    hahaha classic ending

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    • TG Rebecca
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      • Aug 2006
      • 2450

      #3
      very funny!

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      • Hazlewood
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        • Sep 2006
        • 1555

        #4
        great joke....love it

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        • kmanrox
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          • Oct 2001
          • 29295

          #5
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          • BOSS1
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            • Sep 2005
            • 4331

            #6
            pretty funny

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            • Shagbunny
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              • Oct 2007
              • 3028

              #7
              that's pretty funny

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              • Mister E
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                • May 2007
                • 958

                #8
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                • M0nk
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                  • Feb 2007
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                  #9
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                  • halfpint
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                    • Jun 2007
                    • 15223

                    #10


                    Funny

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                    • D
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                      • Jan 2006
                      • 7412

                      #11
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                      • Zester
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 5344

                        #12
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                        • frostyimpressions
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                          • May 2007
                          • 918

                          #13
                          hahahahah.

                          It's so funny yet so discouraging.
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                          • Naja-ram
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                            • Aug 2006
                            • 639

                            #14
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                            • Naja-ram
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                              • Aug 2006
                              • 639

                              #15
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                              • CamZ
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                                • Jun 2007
                                • 85

                                #16
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                                • themonk
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                                  • May 2006
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                                  #17
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                                  • Th!nk
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                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 6996

                                    #18
                                    hahah! that was indeed funny :D

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