Did you know the average American has 6-10 undigested meals resting in the colon?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Did you know the average American has 6-10 undigested meals resting in the colon?

    Did you know the average American has 6-10 undigested meals resting in the colon?

    Flush up to 20 lbs from your Colon & Enjoy a Flatter Tummy.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Poopin is cool..time for another Colon blow?

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    • BOSS1
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      • Sep 2005
      • 4331

      #3
      yep actually did know that

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      • tony299
        lurker
        • Aug 2002
        • 57021

        #4
        doin colon ads now? lol

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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299

          #5
          Did you know 8 out of 10 Americans buy into this pseudo science and spend close to 8 billion a year on crap that is fake.

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          • Dvae
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2005
            • 5326

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            Did you know the average American has 6-10 undigested meals resting in the colon?
            What about the rest of the world?
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            • GrouchyAdmin
              Now choke yourself!
              • Apr 2006
              • 12085

              #7
              How many of yours were semen?

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              • seeric
                ..........
                • Aug 2004
                • 41917

                #8
                i have a lizard in my colon

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                • jaysmoke
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1192

                  #9
                  Anyone ever use Colonblow, from Colonblow.com ???
                  Does it really work ?

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                  • IllTestYourGirls
                    Ah My Balls
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 14311

                    #10
                    i heard cleaning the colon does work. You will lose 10lbs at least. But that is just second hand info

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                    • Sly
                      Let's do some business!
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 31379

                      #11
                      I would like to hear some actual licensed doctor speak about this before I believe it. I have done a little research on it, and have yet to find anything from a licensed doctor.
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                      • Jim_Gunn
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 5702

                        #12
                        Such nonsense. People are so stupid they will even buy magnets and wear them around their wrist or neck, thinking that does something for them too.

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                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                          Such nonsense. People are so stupid they will even buy magnets and wear them around their wrist or neck, thinking that does something for them too.


                          Hey, the quote works again...

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                          • pocketkangaroo
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 8452

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sly
                            I would like to hear some actual licensed doctor speak about this before I believe it. I have done a little research on it, and have yet to find anything from a licensed doctor.
                            Most doctors feel it's bullshit. You'll lose some pounds, but it's just because you sped up your digestive system to shit things out faster. The minute you go off the colon cleansing and the weight comes back.

                            I've also read from real doctors that having some crap in your colon really doesn't effect the rest of your body. That our bodies were built to have this sewage system of sorts and it doesn't do anything to the rest of your body.

                            I've done it before and bought into the hype. You shit a lot for a week, lose a few pounds, then go back to normal. If you're really worried about your digestive system, eat some veggies and a bran muffin, it'll accomplish the same thing.

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                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              Did you know the average American has 6-10 undigested meals resting in the colon?
                              Grab five friends and come over for dinner.

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                              • Drake
                                Hello world!
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 12508

                                #16
                                That doesn't sound right

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                                • PersianKitty
                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7785

                                  #17
                                  I just finished a 10 day master cleanse and 7 day cabbage soup diet.

                                  My insides iz clean.

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                                  • Big_Red
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                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 4147

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jaysmoke
                                    Anyone ever use Colonblow, from Colonblow.com ???
                                    Does it really work ?
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                                    • L-Pink
                                      working on my tan
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 39151

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                      I just finished a 10 day master cleanse and 7 day cabbage soup diet.

                                      My insides iz clean.
                                      Worthless without pics.

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                                      • PersianKitty
                                        Meow Media Inc.
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 7785

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                        Worthless without pics.

                                        I almost grabbed the camera at one point. It's not been pretty believe me. A rainbow of colors over the last couple of weeks.

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                                        • PersianKitty
                                          Meow Media Inc.
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7785

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                                          did you lose weight? Do you feel better? did you shit out a rope?
                                          No ropes... not solid enough to be

                                          I hated the master cleanse. Won't ever do that again. Between the two (you eat on the cabbage soup diet), I felt better with it than with the Master Cleanse. Total weight loss was about 12 lbs, but then I didn't have a mess to lose to begin with. I'm sure some of that will come back as I ease back into things. I'm definitely not craving sweets and carbs like I had been.

                                          PK

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                                          • Shagbunny
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2007
                                            • 3028

                                            #22
                                            this thread is useful without pics

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                                            • Pleasurepays
                                              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 11913

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                              Most doctors feel it's bullshit. You'll lose some pounds, but it's just because you sped up your digestive system to shit things out faster. The minute you go off the colon cleansing and the weight comes back.

                                              I've also read from real doctors that having some crap in your colon really doesn't effect the rest of your body. That our bodies were built to have this sewage system of sorts and it doesn't do anything to the rest of your body.

                                              I've done it before and bought into the hype. You shit a lot for a week, lose a few pounds, then go back to normal. If you're really worried about your digestive system, eat some veggies and a bran muffin, it'll accomplish the same thing.
                                              what can affect you in terms of "crap in your colon" (that was brilliant wording btw) is fat and fat deposits from high fat diets which can attach to the walls and cause cancerous growths.. other than that, you will have a hard time reading anything with the word "colon" in it that makes any sense at all, unless its a medical journal.

                                              your colon has been "cleansing itself" for 10-20 million years without the help of misguided hippies.

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                                              • Sly
                                                Let's do some business!
                                                • Sep 2004
                                                • 31379

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                I'm definitely not craving sweets and carbs like I had been.


                                                That will happen regardless of special diets or cleanses. Stop eating your favorite daily Candy and you will see what happens. The second day you will still want some, but not as bad. The third day you should be fine.

                                                If you wake up and have Candy for breakfast, you will want it all day long. If you wake up and have soda for breakfast, you will want it all day long. Wake up and have a glass of water and an orange for breakfast... you will be gold.
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                                                • PersianKitty
                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7785

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                                  That will happen regardless of special diets or cleanses. Stop eating your favorite daily Candy and you will see what happens. The second day you will still want some, but not as bad. The third day you should be fine.

                                                  If you wake up and have Candy for breakfast, you will want it all day long. If you wake up and have soda for breakfast, you will want it all day long. Wake up and have a glass of water and an orange for breakfast... you will be gold.

                                                  Cut out all soda about 2 years ago. And my usual morning breakfast is water and an red apple. Red apples are known for curbing appetite. I don't like citrus in the morning. The acid isn't good on an empty stomach.

                                                  As far as the sweets go... I'm female.. nuff said ;)

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                                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 122992

                                                    #26
                                                    didnt they find like 60 lbs of crap in Elvis Presleys colon when he died?

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                                                    • Spunky
                                                      I need a beer
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133978

                                                      #27
                                                      Everything in moderation and exercise

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                                                      • After Shock Media
                                                        It's coming look busy
                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                        • 35299

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                        didnt they find like 60 lbs of crap in Elvis Presleys colon when he died?
                                                        Ya that would of been yesterdays breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

                                                        Everything is fine fellow americans, your colon is safe and is in no need of any hippies special steal from your wallets diet.

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                                                        • Violetta
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                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                          Hey, the quote works again...

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                                                          • dij
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                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 2163

                                                            #30
                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8uZUDuSWxI

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                                                            • pornask
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                              • 6518

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by tony404
                                                              doin colon ads now? lol
                                                              that was oo damn funny

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