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Originally Posted by CamBoss
why do you care what I listen to? Not saying anything he posted is bad
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Don't hang around boy, 'cause two's a crowd! Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) Get off of my cloud!
Relax and post a video. Jeezus... C'mon! Post something. I'll do it first... Here's a shitload of shit! Sid!
Uncle Vinnie! Love him? Yes, we love him! You don't even fucking know who Vincent Price is, do you?
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Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display little boy - Haha! Cute...
Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida - the spiders - our finest collection...
This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless... Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria; his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin... (hahaha...) Oh! And here, my prize... The Black Widow.
Isn't she lovely? And oh, so deadly... (sigh...) Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake... You see? Her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system... Causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and... finally... um, death.
[Start soliloquy... Uncle Vinnie!]
You know, what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, to possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species; she kills and eats him! [laughter...]
Oh, she is delicious... ( and I hope he was!)
Such power and dignity - unhampered by sentiment...
If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy; I feel that man has ruled this world as a STUMBLING CHILD-KING LONG ENOUGH! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!
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These words he speaks are true... We're all humanary stew... If we don't pledge allegience
to: The Black Widow! (burr didda didda dur dur!)
Uncle Vinny I MISS YOU!
I actually wrote that monologue out by memory... I was close... Its been over thirty years... I cheated on the spelling a bit...
I REALLY miss Vincent Price, though. Fuck me - music used to be
FUN! Love me? Yes we love me!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!