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Old 07-13-2012, 08:39 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by Ross View Post
No but I did pretend to be Gay once in a strip club to get a dumb fuck stripper to leave me the alone while I was trying to talk business with someone. She wouldn't take no for an answer, no matter how polite I was about it.
I had a similar situation a few years ago...

I didn't pretent to be gay though... Bitch would not shut the fuck up, about a 'VIP DANCE' so I gave her a really hard left hook..

"Bubba The Bouncer" was not impressed and he man-handled out the back door where I found myself sat on the foor near the bins...

However, his face was a picture, when I unzipped him and performed fellatio !!

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