Europeans just can't kill as many innocents as good ole' Americans!!!

He would have gotten more than 8 with better gun control.

not very funny to joke about guys

Jesus, don't be such a pussy.

And it was all over the Finnish media as if the world had just ended. That shit happens here like.. never.

lol...people need to get over it

go look at the stats of how many people died from cigarettes today

Not funny at all. Next time it may be you and someone will call you a 'score".

this from a guy with Joseph Stalin in his signature?

have all 82 people in Finland heard the news yet?

And Canadian to... You better watch out

Noone in the last 90+ years can top the aussies for their massacres.

kid obviously wasn't playing enough counter-strike

Ok first off, shitty that he went off the deep end. Sorry for those peeps...but to the subject of Euro pussies, I totally concur (Except the boys in the Dam you guys are the shit, and well England can straight up roll when need be, dont ever dis their soccer/football team).

Seriously tho there are a few different aspects of Euro pussyism that I can definitley explain during my tenure in the shit hole country of Romania.

First off. I am an intimidating fuck to some extent stateside. Yeah I have a full sleeve in progress, i weight 230lbs, I am six feet tall with dyed hair, in all honestly a freaky ass lookin mothafucka. But even stateside, I show politeness and so forth and people are not intimidated at the mere site of me. Romania people are clearing the fuck out of the way. If its the middle of the day with rush hour traffic, I have no problems walking against pedestrian traffic as people jump like 4 feet out of the way to avoid getting close to me.

Secondly, Romanian's like to brag about their ability to drink. They bring a lot of Persians and Arabic's to their feet on a usual weekend night out. Well they tried the same with my American ass and I put them all to the floor. 5am in the morning they are all passed out, vomiting, wondering around the streets lost because of the inablilty to focus while getting wasted. I am not even gonna get into how fuckin funny it was to me to watch these guys attempt to play asshole since all of my "presidential rules" are meant to put people to the floor. My favorite moment of this memorable event is when I met a "conceited" fuck that basicly was showing his ass, he asks a friend of mine, did you get him drunk, his reply was, no dude, he got us wasted.....funny how fast people shut the fuck up when their only tool against you is shoved down their cocky throats.

I guess the final thing I would like to mention is the broken jaw. Now obviously it being my first month here waking up in the hospital with a broken jaw undoubtedly led me to believe I was drugged beaten and robbed. Well with events that took place about a month ago I found out the the truth. The truth was basicly was I WAS drugged, and a robbing ATTEMPT was made. I kicked the guys ass apparently. Well after I calmed down I started to go home but due to the drugs kicking in I fell flat on my face and broke the jaw.



As far as the guys getting killed, that really fucking sucks ass. But what can you do, its fucking life and everyone dies.

too fucking funny, someone tried to drug you!

i bet 4 or 5 xanax slipped into a shot would knock out your average mofo....it'd take a whole shit load of tranqs (probably enough to kill me) to knock me out, they'd be in for a rough time when the attempted robbing went down too

What if it was someone in your family who died? Remind me to laugh next time someone in your family dies. Thx.

I guess everyone were dumbass pussies for crying about 9/11

Wow, you are soooooo hardcore.

moo.......

yea actually....thats my personal thoughts anyways

sitting there watching grown men crying/ holding their heads amidst the wreckage is kind of embarrassing to me....

only 50 years ago our men were storming the beaches of omaha & normandy...today that could never happen, simply because our forces would be composed of weak minded individuals who wouldn't get off the boat

keep pumping out the political correctness & emo music though .....seriously.....

we need our citizens to be slightly more pussified....

hahahhaha

Wow, I’m impressed you even know who that is. How ever my signature has nothing to do this topic.

I think they need you in there. You look almost as tough as Dirty Franck

Now that's humor!

All students should be allowed to arm themselves in anticipation of events like this.

pellet guns for elementary school

.22 caliber for jr high school

.9 mm for high school

.45 for college

Assault rifles for graduate students

Were you embarassed to start that begging thread a couple years ago? I thought it was pretty fucking pathetic coming from an American that has no idea what true poverty is.

I was sick & dying dude....now I'm well & on top of my game thanks to all my friends who helped me out, & i pass off information to them now, help them out....meanwhile little dick weeds like you get pissed off when i post my stats.

It's cool man, i used to be a player hater too. Then i grew up.

I hope if I get gunned down in some bullshit shooting, someone can at least make a good joke about it.

thats what people in this thread aren't seeing....

sometime the best healing is in humor

I have no problem with someone needing some help. It's just that most people come back from such an experience with a touch of humility, not acting like a swaggering badass.

I guess the holocaust was pretty funny too...

"Europeans just can't kill as many innocents as good ole' Americans!!! "

Or maybe:

"Europeans sure are tougher than Americans, we Americans lose way more kids in a school shooting than them."

I don't ream people out anymore on the boards, i hand 20's & 50's out to bums on a regular basis, i donate to charities, i hold doors for people...i wake up everyday & thank god for another day on earth.

I think I've made a pretty profound life change. But this is business, & if i don't slice your fucking head off, every time you look at me funny. Then i wouldn't be a shark anymore would I? And what does business do to the weak? It eats them up & shits them out.

And trust me, I'm not weak. I am however quite a bit "humbled" because of the situation that arose in 2003'.

If you, or anyone else has any further questions, you can take it up with the 6ft, 270lb, crazy fuck named pr0 at any convention (but preferably Las Vegas so we know it'll be on film), heres a photo so you can easily find me.



Now in the great words of eric cartman....

You can suck my balls!

If you've been humbled by your own near death why would you post this?

What does that have to do with business, cutting off heads and being a shark?

Thanks for helping make my "swaggering badass" point with your "meet me in Vegas" crap.