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  • Porno Dan
    Court Jester
    • May 2003
    • 6342

    #1

    The Porn Critics loved XXX Jay's and I Show

    Porn Valley- With his show taking funny hops, skips and jumps thanks to
    the inclusion of XXX Jay as his wacky co-host, Porno Dan's fast becoming a
    darling of the beer industry and carving out a unique niche in the
    www.KSEX.com 4pm to 6pm Monday time slot, at the same time.

    Introducting Jay who's from occash.com, and a pleasantly goofy guy and not
    adverse to the suds, Dan asked Jay what he basically does. Jay said some
    bizarre thing about showing up at girls houses with cigarette lighters.
    Dan, who shoots amateur-style vids, has got four new releases coming out
    including Porno Dan Goes to Boston.

    How he didn't go to jail for that one is beyond him, Dan states. Another
    title is Porno Dan Goes North of the Border.

    "Canadian girls are really easy," muses Jay. "They know how to rough up
    the suspect."

    It was mentioned that TT Boy as well as Stoney Curtis shoot for Jay's
    company and that Jay will go to Brazil every so often to shoot.

    "They got some hot ass mother???in' women there," he notes. "They've also
    got a lot of AIDS down there...I've had this whooping cough..."

    During the course of conversation, Jay talked about how his wife left him
    for a door knob.

    Dan and Jay's first guest of the evening was Skylar Reigns who's with Shy
    Love's agency, Adult Talent Managers. Also featured on the show was Alexa
    Benson [pictured] from Eli's agency in Florida, Alternative Modeling.

    Reigns, who's 24 has been in the industry two months. Reigns mentioned
    something about playing checkers as a solo sport and Jay observed how
    that's something you tend to do in jail.

    Benson, who's 19, has been in the industry a month and a half. Her reason
    for getting into the business is simple.

    "You get to have sex and that's what I'm good at," she states. Benson's
    originally from Illinois somewhere in the cornfields.

    "It sucks," she adds.

    Jay's plausible solution was to turn the whole midwest into one gigantic
    titty bar. He's also a proponment of hydroponic farming and thought that
    skyscrapers on both coasts would be better served for farming zuchini
    indoors.

    Reigns, who hails from Michigan, says she's also from the cornfields-part
    of the state.

    "There's Detroit and there's the cornfields," she explains. Before she got
    into the business, Reigns worked in a number of jobs including a factory
    which turned out circuit boards.

    "It was repetitive and I could daydream and fantasize," she says. Reigns
    described how tons of old ladies would arrive on their shifts drunk and
    all messed up on drugs.

    Subsequently she got into fetish modeling where she would get tied up,
    spanked and dragged around. In real life, though, she's more aggressive.
    Reigns then got some work shooting for "mom & pop" Internet sites. Now
    that she's in the mainstream side of the business, Reigns figures she's
    done 10 to 15 scenes.

    Benson estiomates that she's done that many scenes as well, explaining
    that she had been with another agent and not doing well before she hooked
    up with Eli.

    "Eli's the savior," she states. "It's good now."

    Benson enjoys doing anal, and the deeper it goes in her ass, the better,
    she said. Benson tends to have more fun performing knowing that people are
    watching her. And she also does interracial.

    For her part, Reigns describes her scenes as more vanilla,
    feature-oriented types of pairings. According to Reigns, she'll take
    control of a scene if she feels it's not progressing along with a certain
    energy. The cowgirl position is her favorite for clit stimulation, she
    adds.

    Jay then got on the subject of double anals, noting that if your cock is
    rubbing up against another dick, you're gay.

    Benson said she likes her scenes rough. She also likes to be choked but
    not slapped in the face.

    "But don't punch me," she adds. Benson's also okay with someone spitting
    in her ass.

    "How about snorting cum?" Jay asked her. Benson never heard of anything
    like that.

    "I wonder if that would burn?" she wondered.

    In high school, math was Benson's best subject and she sounds like she
    intends to go to college at some point.

    Off camera, Reigns was comparing Chicago to Los Angeles.

    "Chicago's about alcohol; here it's about drugs." Reigns told Dan that
    she'd go to bars and clubs in the city to pick up girls.

    Jay was wondering if either girl had arrests or was on probation. Reigns
    said she got a $381 ticket for going through a red light. One of the girls
    asked Jay if he had ever been locked up.

    "Minor crimes and misdemeanors, 10 to 12 times," he answered. "Felonies
    twice and probation violations three times."

    Jay then described how a cop stopped him after he had a bottle of Jack and
    a case of beer. Asked to perform a sobriety test, Jay told the cop he
    couldn't do it sober. The cop assumed by that comment he was drunk.

    "I spent the night at the Wilcom Motel," Jay laughed.

    Jay also wondered if Benson would ??? any guy as long as he didn't have an
    STD. She didn't see a problem in any of that.

    Personally, Reigns said she was attracted to men who had teeth.

    "You have remarkably low standards," Jay observed. Earlier, Jay described
    one of Porn Dan's shoots in New Jersey as involving six women with a total
    of three teeth.

    On and off camera, Benson figures she's had sex with 50 guys so far and
    swears she's never had sex with Eli.

    On the other hand, Reigns wishes that Shy Love would road test her.

    "She'd be scary in bed," notes Reigns. According to Reigns she's perhaps
    had eight men off camera, atrributing her low total to the fact that she's
    had long term relationships.

    "I had sex with one person in high school," she adds. "I was on the honor
    role. I was a nerd."

    Asked the craziest place she's had sex, Benson could recall a time on a
    picnic table in the middle of nowhere. Jay wondered if she ever got loaded
    and ???ed a scarecrow. Benson said no. And she's never had sex with a
    piece of corn, either, answering another pointless question.

    "How about asparagus?" Jay then wanted to knpw.

    "You have a vegetable fetish?" Benson asked him.

    "I'm married to a very beautiful watermelon," Jay replied and asked Benson
    how she felt about croutons.

    On another occasion, Benson talked about how she had sex with two other
    men and a woman on a beer pong table in front of an audience. She was 18
    at the time and at a friend's house.

    Benson then asked Dan if he were gay.

    "I'm straight for pay," was Dan's answer.

    According to Benson, the biggest cock she's had so far belongs to Mark
    Wood and her ideal scene would cast her having a lot of guys and a lot of
    anal sex. She has such a shoot lined up in a couple of days with Redlight
    District.

    By what Reigns had said earlier about doing feature stuff, Jay assumed
    that she wasn't up for doing Meatholes. And Benson wasn't sure who Khan
    Tusion was, either.

    "Khan is the ???ing devil himself on camera," Jay explained. "Off camera
    he's a nice guy."

    Dan finished out the show by having Reigns and Benson compete against one
    another in naked tic-tac-toe; rocks, papers, scissors; Simon Sez and Truth
    Or Dare.

    "These games are hard when you're naked," Reigns comments.

    As she took off her clothes, Reigns talked about her compass tattoo.

    "That's in case I lose my head," she comments. Reigns also joked about
    having a steel plate in her head.

    During the Truth Or Dare segment, Jay wanted to know if either of the
    women ever had scurvy.


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  • pr0
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    • May 2001
    • 23088

    #2
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    • saltricter
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      • Jan 2001
      • 571

      #3
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        • Mar 2003
        • 27763

        #4
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        • Porno Dan
          Court Jester
          • May 2003
          • 6342

          #5
          Originally posted by pr0
          thats fucking great stuff.....livin the life out there in LA ya bastard ; )

          Dude I am having a great time out here

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          • Porno Dan
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            • May 2003
            • 6342

            #6
            Make sure you guys listen to the show this week, we have some real hot models coming in.
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            • Halcyon
              Spread The Pink!
              • Dec 2002
              • 8609

              #7
              pretty freakin' funny! And good to see Jay looking out for skurvy outbreaks in the industry!
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              • Porno Dan
                Court Jester
                • May 2003
                • 6342

                #8
                Originally posted by Halcyon
                pretty freakin' funny! And good to see Jay looking out for skurvy outbreaks in the industry!

                It is because he cares for them.
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                • KiraSilver
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                  • Mar 2007
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                  #9
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