Most ridiculous british law !!

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  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #1

    Most ridiculous british law !!

    Most ridiculous British laws:

    1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

    2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

    3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

    4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

    5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

    6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

    7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

    8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

    9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

    10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)
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  • V_RocKs
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    • Nov 2003
    • 32448

    #2
    I smoke crack rocks!

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    • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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      • Jul 2006
      • 3143

      #3
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      • _Richard_
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2006
        • 30989

        #4
        some funny ones there lol

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        • halfpint
          GFY's Halfpint
          • Jun 2007
          • 15223

          #5
          Lol its great to be British with all of the great laws we have had and still have...Only in England


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          • SmokeyTheBear
            ►SouthOfHeaven
            • Jun 2004
            • 28609

            #6
            someone should make a video of a prgnant lady walking up to a cop , taking off his helmet and taking a piss into it. not only is it legal , it would make for a great viral video for a law firm or something..
            hatisblack at yahoo.com

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            • KILL_FRENZY
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              • Aug 2006
              • 6184

              #7
              In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow


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              • Blazed
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                • Jun 2006
                • 1701

                #8
                Where did you get them from? They mostly look made up.

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                • Got Porn?
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                  • Nov 2005
                  • 1264

                  #9
                  6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

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                  • xmas13
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 5176

                    #10
                    Awesome!
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                    • lazycash
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 15214

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                      someone should make a video of a prgnant lady walking up to a cop , taking off his helmet and taking a piss into it. not only is it legal , it would make for a great viral video for a law firm or something..
                      and after that she could walk into the fish store and take off her top.
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                      • Supaflyz
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                        • May 2005
                        • 151

                        #12
                        Unlike America we would not torture people.

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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792

                          #13
                          Originally posted by halfpint
                          Lol its great to be British with all of the great laws we have had and still have...Only in England

                          This place is being over-run with muslim fucks and anyone else who cares to enter the country.

                          It's getting worse every fucking year....


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                          • StuartD
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 29903

                            #14
                            Every nation has it's share of outdated laws still on the records that make no sense today.
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                            • After Shock Media
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                              • Mar 2001
                              • 35299

                              #15
                              So are there any topless tropical fish stores?
                              If not and you know someone there who owns one and is having a hard time or wants market share

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                              • woj
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                                • Jul 2002
                                • 47880

                                #16
                                pretty fucked up laws there... heh
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                                • halfpint
                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 15223

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
                                  This place is being over-run with muslim fucks and anyone else who cares to enter the country.

                                  It's getting worse every fucking year....

                                  Do agree with you... Its kinda hard to find a true Brit living here now, most of them have pissed of to other countrys because its getting so bad over here.

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                                  • sicone
                                    Retired
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 18453

                                    #18

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                                    • ronaldo
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 5475

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                      6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)
                                      Now THAT could make for an interesting night out.

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