How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick?

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  • KrisKross
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    • Jan 2006
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    #51
    Fifty enemas.

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    • xmas13
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      #52
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      • KrisKross
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        #53
        Originally posted by xmas13
        Grosssssssssssss
        Girls poop. Get over it.

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        • calibra
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          • Feb 2003
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          #54
          Originally posted by aico
          Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.
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          • onezero
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            • Oct 2007
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            #55
            Wow, all this talk about shit as it relates to sex is really turning my stomach.
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            • Doctor Dre
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              #56
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              • shimmy
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                • Mar 2002
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                #57
                ahhh the secret is reveiled, Enemas, now got to go buy one, and box, and some gift wrapping, and a bow, and wait til she gets home.
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                • BuggyG
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                  • Oct 2002
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                  trust me, there is. those parts are cut out
                  yup.. plain and simple. MOST are cut out. Some still leave a bit.. but like it was said.. not enough porn was watched.

                  but yeah I have cut those out all the time

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                  • stillsexy
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                    • Dec 2006
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                    #59
                    ya..why? they finger their asses after shitting?

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                    • Shagbunny
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                      • Oct 2007
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                      #60
                      Originally posted by BuggyG
                      yup.. plain and simple. MOST are cut out. Some still leave a bit.. but like it was said.. not enough porn was watched.

                      but yeah I have cut those out all the time

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                      • Barefootsies
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                        #61
                        Originally posted by aico
                        Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.
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                        • gornyhuy
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                          • May 2002
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                          #62
                          The ass just doesn't even feel good... why go there?

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                          • Jim_Gunn
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                            • Feb 2003
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                            #63
                            As a guy who has produced thousands of porn vids in his life, I can tell you that there is a lot of times that someone gets shit on his cock in an anal scene. Usually the talent wipes up mid-scene and the editor cuts that out.

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                            • G-Rotica
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                              • Aug 2005
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                              #64
                              Bang my wife in the poop chute every chance I get. A little clean up is a small price to pay for some prime ass.

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                              • sumphatpimp
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                                #65

                                its a dirty, dirty job.

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                                • CyberHustler
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                                  #66
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                                  • quantum-x
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                                    #67
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                                    • JP-pornshooter
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                                      #68
                                      i only have two things to say..
                                      1. i love the ass of a woman
                                      2. i hate the shit that comes with it...or rather out of it.

                                      i dont think the same things work for different people.. most porn girls dont eat 12 hours before the shoot, they all use enemas and some take some sort of laxative pills also.. but i have seen plenty of times when these measures dont do the job and thats the time you are once for all happy not to be the stud with shit on his dick...
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                                      • natas
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                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by aico
                                        Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.

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                                        • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                          #70
                                          moral lesson: don't try anal sex. lol
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                                          • Porno Dan
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                                            • May 2003
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                                            #71
                                            I have gotten shit on my dick when doing anal scenes on camera, even in some instances when the model has used an enema before hand.

                                            The reason you don't see that in films it is that is edited out.
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                                            • Jai
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                                              • May 2005
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                                              #72
                                              wtf, i never got shit on my dick but idont do anal a lot

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                                              • Big Red Machine
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                                                #73
                                                Brown Helmets don't get passed the editor
                                                Usually empting a douche bottle and filling it with warm water will do the trick.

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                                                • Brother Bilo
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                                                  #74
                                                  Ya, without the enema, you'll end up with shoot on your biff everytime.

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                                                  • VeriSexy
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                                                    #75
                                                    They either cut it if it happens. They also fast and clean their ass before hand
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                                                    • Dirty F
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                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Jai
                                                      wtf, i never got shit on my dick but idont do anal a lot
                                                      And the other guy?

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                                                      • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                        • Dec 2003
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                                                        #77
                                                        this thread was informative and fucking hilarious! good work!
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                                                        • bonkerz2007
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                                                          #78
                                                          didn't someone post a vid of a girl who shit herself during a seen and she wasn't even embarrassed? One of the camera guys was barfing b/c of it. anybody remember this blooper?

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                                                          • fatfoo
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                                                            #79
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                                                            • marketsmart
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                                                              • Dec 2004
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by TidalWave
                                                              i never get shit on my dick from my wife, sucks for you guys!
                                                              i equate it to having strong intestinal muscles. anyone who has shit that low must have weak ass muscles that let it fall all the way down
                                                              or you have a very small cock!

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                                                              • bausch
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                                                                #81
                                                                It's common and happens a lot in porn. here's from an interview with Briana Banks:

                                                                What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on the set?
                                                                Briana Banks: My only ever accident, ya know what I mean? A very small accident.

                                                                Could this be an anal accident?
                                                                Briana Banks: Yes, it was. And I just about died. I couldn't believe it. I was like oh my god. Everybody was cool about it, but is was so embarrassing. I was like if this ends up on porno blunders, all of you die. This better never end up anywhere!

                                                                Would this have been an anal noise, anal liquid or anal solid?
                                                                Briana Banks: Anal solid. An anal noise is nothing anymore. But an anal solid, I was new in the business I though I was going to die I was so embarrassed and all of these people are standing around. I came home and told my sister and she was hysterically rolling on the floor. It's funny now, but it wasn't at the time. I was so afraid they were going to leave it in the film. It was for Diabolic, so you never know.

                                                                Source : http://www.pornstarvisit.com/2007/10...-banks-in.html

                                                                And here is a video clip of a different anal accident from a real porn movie.
                                                                Watch an actual anal accident here: http://www.efukt.com/1854_Anal_Sex_Disaster.html

                                                                Its two separate accidents, one after the other. The first one is a huge solid, the second is like leakage or dhiarreha
                                                                Last edited by bausch; 11-06-2007, 07:03 PM.

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                                                                • bausch
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  More messy anal http://www.efukt.com/1931_Messy_Anal.html

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                                                                  • bausch
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                                                                    • Jul 2006
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Shit happens during anal
                                                                    http://www.efukt.com/1799_Shit_Happens_During_Anal.html

                                                                    Of course shit happens in girl/guy anal scenes. Do you think they leave that shit in? Of course not. They cut that shit out.

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                                                                    • shimmy
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Holy crap thats nasty, okay at least I never had anything like that happen.
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                                                                      • MattO
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                                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        I feed my wife nothing but jelly beans and kool-aid so that if shit ever gets involved, it smells like delicious sugary sweetness.

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                                                                        • alby_persignup
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by sumphatpimp

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                                                                          • Phil
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                                                                            #87
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                                                                            • frostyimpressions
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                              • Gianna_CECash
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by DarkCircus
                                                                                or at least an enema
                                                                                yup, that will help


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