WHEN I FIND THIS FUCKING FERRY I am gonna beat the shit out of that motherfuc

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  • ProjectNaked
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4309

    #1

    WHEN I FIND THIS FUCKING FERRY I am gonna beat the shit out of that motherfuc

    every fucking lighter in the house is gone

    FUCKING LIGHTER FERRY CLEANED ME OUT AGAIN!
  • PornMogul
    Confirmed User
    • May 2007
    • 1495

    #2
    I hear that, I buy packs of 5 now so I have plenty of lighters. Nothing is worse than wanting to spark up and you dont have a lighter.

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    • TidalWave
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2007
      • 2706

      #3
      fairy*

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      • ProjectNaked
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 4309

        #4
        Originally posted by TidalWave
        fairy*

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        3 min edit is bs - brain is a little scrambled from my McDonalds Burger Experiment

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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085

          #5
          I was wondering what a boat would be doing to steal your lighters.

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          • Jayvis
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 5430

            #6
            you gotta walk out to the car and grab the car lighter!!!

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            • ProjectNaked
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 4309

              #7
              Originally posted by Jayvis
              you gotta walk out to the car and grab the car lighter!!!
              found a half-pack of matches

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              • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                • Jan 2004
                • 16502

                #8
                i checked where i last put my pack of 3 from when i used to smoke, and yup, 6 months later, still there

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  I use the toaster or the stove

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                  • porsche
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 168

                    #10
                    i was going to say......"boat...WTF"

                    but every one beat me to it ;)

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                    • amateurcanada
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 3766

                      #11
                      Turn your element on full blast lol. Roll a few pieces of paper towel together and when its red you can ignite it lol.

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                      • BAKO
                        Don’t be a short Imp
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 18482

                        #12
                        That's the worst
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                        • ProjectNaked
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4309

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          I use the toaster or the stove
                          I saw a drunk guy burn his eyebrow off doing that on a stove

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                          • Rochard
                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 75761

                            #14
                            That fucking bastard.

                            Let me know when you find him so I can get my licks in too!
                            Herschel Savage
                            Brooklyn, NY

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                            • aico
                              Moo Moo Cow
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14748

                              #15
                              Relax, the Ferry will be back every hour.

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                              • ProjectNaked
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 4309

                                #16
                                Originally posted by aico
                                Relax, the Ferry will be back every hour.
                                will she return my lighters?

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                                • will76
                                  Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 18037

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ProjectNaked
                                  every fucking lighter in the house is gone

                                  FUCKING LIGHTER FERRY CLEANED ME OUT AGAIN!
                                  you miss the ferry ?

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                                  • ProjectNaked
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 4309

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by will76
                                    you miss the ferry ?

                                    no, the little bitch stole my last lighter.




                                    but that's a nice lookin ferry boat you got there

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                                    • Axzar
                                      Random Jackass
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 1837

                                      #19
                                      crack is whack!

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                                      • V_RocKs
                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 32450

                                        #20
                                        Sticks and stones my break my bones but names will never hurt me.

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