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How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick?

11-05-2007, 12:40 PM

How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick? I need to know this secret , because when I'm in my GFs poop hole I get brown stains on my dick

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11-05-2007, 12:41 PM

Colonics? (spelling?)
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11-05-2007, 12:42 PM

You girl friend needs to fix that problem herself. It can be prevented. Isn't she embarrassed?

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11-05-2007, 12:42 PM

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11-05-2007, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Ross

Colonics? (spelling?)

or at least an enema
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11-05-2007, 12:44 PM

Do any of you guys have GFs/Wives that use this stuff?

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11-05-2007, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by shimmy

How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick? I need to know this secret , because when I'm in my GFs poop hole I get brown stains on my dick

If you want to have clean anal sex, you need your girl to use a vaginal douche or have an enema done before, and not have her eat a few hours before.

You can get these vaginal douches at the pharmacy for a few bucks only. They're not the funniest to use but its worth for having clean anal sex.

Anal sex can be fun, but I always thought the whole process of 'cleaning up and fasting' for it takes the whole spark out of it. However I wouldnt do it without going through the cleaning process. Oh well...

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11-05-2007, 12:47 PM

trust me, there is. those parts are cut out

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11-05-2007, 12:48 PM

don't start shooting until the water is coming out clear...
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11-05-2007, 12:49 PM

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11-05-2007, 12:50 PM

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11-05-2007, 12:55 PM

i never get shit on my dick from my wife, sucks for you guys!
i equate it to having strong intestinal muscles. anyone who has shit that low must have weak ass muscles that let it fall all the way down

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11-05-2007, 12:56 PM

thank god for condoms!
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11-05-2007, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by TidalWave

i never get shit on my dick from my wife, sucks for you guys!

Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.
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11-05-2007, 12:58 PM

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Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.

no wunder! thanks for the explanation, i tried searching for the answer and couldn't find anything, your knowledge must come from experience!

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11-05-2007, 12:58 PM

you could use suggestions or just wear a condom, it makes for easier cleanup

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11-05-2007, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by TidalWave

i never get shit on my dick from my wife, sucks for you guys!
i equate it to having strong intestinal muscles. anyone who has shit that low must have weak ass muscles that let it fall all the way down

WTF have you even looked at an anatomy chart?
There is a little shit pocket or holding area about 3-4 inches inside past a sphincter type muscle. Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least. If you are anything bigger than 6 inches and you are into some full on shit knocking and possibly getting some shit dick suction going on or at least impacting them.

Not to mention anal douching removes any of the fluids/mucus. Everyone has this type of crap even low in their ass. It still has shit in it.

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11-05-2007, 01:03 PM

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11-05-2007, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

WTF have you even looked at an anatomy chart?
There is a little shit pocket or holding area about 3-4 inches inside past a sphincter type muscle. Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least. If you are anything bigger than 6 inches and you are into some full on shit knocking and possibly getting some shit dick suction going on or at least impacting them.

Not to mention anal douching removes any of the fluids/mucus. Everyone has this type of crap even low in their ass. It still has shit in it.

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11-05-2007, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by aico

Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.
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11-05-2007, 01:32 PM

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11-05-2007, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

There is a little shit pocket or holding area about 3-4 inches inside past a sphincter type muscle. Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least.

sorry, I laughed out loud.... I guess I'm immature..

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11-05-2007, 01:44 PM

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WTF have you even looked at an anatomy chart?
There is a little shit pocket or holding area about 3-4 inches inside past a sphincter type muscle. Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least. If you are anything bigger than 6 inches and you are into some full on shit knocking and possibly getting some shit dick suction going on or at least impacting them.

Not to mention anal douching removes any of the fluids/mucus. Everyone has this type of crap even low in their ass. It still has shit in it.

Actually, no! I've never decided to investigate the anatomy of the ASS.

Don't say it like it's common knowledge

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11-05-2007, 01:44 PM

Because Juicy licks it off.
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11-05-2007, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by TidalWave

Actually, no! I've never decided to investigate the anatomy of the ASS.

Don't say it like it's common knowledge

You must be under at least 35. I know long ago they used to teach at least two different classes minimum that covered human anatomy. Guess that may have been one of the many cuts. Either that or the Christian right has fought the schools and now shit magically materializes in your lower colon now.

Seriously though how can any male not know the anatomy of the ass. We have a prostate that can kill us. We damn well should know how that area works and what is normal. Do not fret though, soon as you age you will end up paying someone else to investigate your ass. If you ask they will show you the tv monitor while they shove the camera up there.

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11-05-2007, 04:14 PM

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11-05-2007, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least. If you are anything bigger than 6 inches and you are into some full on shit knocking and possibly getting some shit dick suction going on or at least impacting them.

Heheh youre pretty funny
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11-05-2007, 04:24 PM

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Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.

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11-05-2007, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

WTF have you even looked at an anatomy chart?
There is a little shit pocket or holding area about 3-4 inches inside past a sphincter type muscle. Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least. If you are anything bigger than 6 inches and you are into some full on shit knocking and possibly getting some shit dick suction going on or at least impacting them.

Not to mention anal douching removes any of the fluids/mucus. Everyone has this type of crap even low in their ass. It still has shit in it.

A nice way of telling him that he has a small dick
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11-05-2007, 04:30 PM

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11-05-2007, 04:31 PM

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11-05-2007, 04:32 PM

Now I don't wanna have sex anymore. thanks
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11-05-2007, 04:33 PM

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11-05-2007, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by shimmy

How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick? I need to know this secret , because when I'm in my GFs poop hole I get brown stains on my dick

LOL ... once I stop laughing ook, it's pretty simple the girl needs to pay attention to her stomach, and how regular she is or isn't. and taken a laxative the day your going to an anal scene is not a good idea, you need a day and half maybe 2 days to clean out your system. and fibre and greens I don't want to get into much details cause it's pretty gross if you write it out step by step,

the short verision is to make sure your know your stomach and how regular you are or you aren't, try butt plugs, and anal toys hours before you do a anal scene, or even a few days up to the scene.
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11-05-2007, 04:43 PM

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LOL ... once I stop laughing ook, it's pretty simple the girl needs to pay attention to her stomach, and how regular she is or isn't. and taken a laxative the day your going to an anal scene is not a good idea, you need a day and half maybe 2 days to clean out your system. and fibre and greens I don't want to get into much details cause it's pretty gross if you write it out step by step,

the short verision is to make sure your know your stomach and how regular you are or you aren't, try butt plugs, and anal toys hours before you do a anal scene, or even a few days up to the scene.

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11-05-2007, 04:55 PM

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Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.

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11-05-2007, 04:59 PM

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11-05-2007, 05:03 PM

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11-05-2007, 05:04 PM

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11-05-2007, 05:18 PM

This is pretty funny shit....even for a girl who does anal scenes...lol! I can tell you that i just use an enema and never have much of a problem when I do......however.....I've heard some girl say that they actually use the opposite of an enema......something that would constipate you and is works better ??? I just don't want to try that ! Just some info from a porngirls perspective , but honestly, if I ever shit on a guys dick during an anal scene....I don't think i'd ever do one again....i'd be so embarassed ! LOL!

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11-05-2007, 05:28 PM

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11-05-2007, 05:43 PM

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This is pretty funny shit....even for a girl who does anal scenes...lol! I can tell you that i just use an enema and never have much of a problem when I do......however.....I've heard some girl say that they actually use the opposite of an enema......something that would constipate you and is works better ??? I just don't want to try that ! Just some info from a porngirls perspective , but honestly, if I ever shit on a guys dick during an anal scene....I don't think i'd ever do one again....i'd be so embarassed ! LOL!

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11-05-2007, 06:13 PM

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11-05-2007, 07:11 PM

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11-05-2007, 08:25 PM

a girl once shit in my bed that was nasty
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11-05-2007, 08:30 PM

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11-05-2007, 08:41 PM

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11-05-2007, 08:45 PM

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11-05-2007, 09:36 PM

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